The Official Week 16 FU Thread

[DrG 94]

Let’s not forget Derek Carr, Josh Jacobs and Davante Adams and the ghost of the immaculate reception. On cue, the Raiders lay an egg against the Steelers.

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

14 minutes ago, Law said:

Brutal to go 12-2 on the season and be far and away the top scoring team and get a first round bye only to lose. But such things happen when Hurts is out and your second QB in a 2-QB league is Fields and he had that game. Add in a diminished Mixon, a disaster of Mostert, the Adams flop, and Z Wilson killing G Wilson's value and it all adds up to a wasted season. Sad.

Ouch.  Yup.  In my big $ league, I had Lockett get hurt.  Peoples Jones playing in a blizzard.  So I, following the 'expert' rankings, pick up and start Goodwin.  Get a goose egg.  Not to worry though, all I really need from Mostert is like 10 points.  He gets 4 on the first drive.  Ends with 6.  

[polecatt 403]

2 hours ago, Gratefulegg1973 said:

A big FU to that 4 eyed geek coach in Miami.  Mostert averages 9 ypc.  you give it to him 9 times.  Gotta get Jeff f'n Wilson his carries huh jackoff?  I'm glad you lost.  I doubt you can get laid, but if you ever do, I hope you get syphillis.  

FU Jason Sanders.  That 48 yd missed FG is gonna cost me $1500.  You can mail me a check d!ckhead

And finally, Marquise Goodwin.  Pray I never run into you, you focking POS loser.  I could have started myself and got as many points.  

Laces Out!

[Vikings4ever 496]

Zach Wilson for sucking so badly Zeurlein got a single FG attempt. Broncos D for having an epic meltdown. Ending up losing my dynasty semi-finals by 2.

[DonS 3,067]

2 minutes ago, Vikings4ever said:

Zach Wilson for sucking so badly Zeurlein got a single FG attempt. Broncos D for having an epic meltdown. Ending up losing my dynasty semi-finals by 2.

Ouch.  Zeurlein still had 3 more points than Nick "0/2 XP" Folk at least. 

[Gratefulegg1973 253]

By miracle, I"m up .10 in my big money league.  Barring a scoring change I win.  I'm sure a change is forthcoming though

Can I get a FU to the Denver D though.  What in the name of Christ was that?  51 points?  No sacks or turnovers?  I should be sitting pretty.  Now I'm sweating an Ekeler vs Pittman matchup tonight.  Thanks for the effort douchers