Guinness book of world records for holding ya breaf under water is...

[edjr 5,547]

 

Unpossible. 

[JustinCharge 2,397]

i read somewhere that a race of pacific islanders actually have slightly evolved to have larger spleens to be able to hold their breaths longer than average underwater. 

 

 

[BeenHereBefore 1,329]

JFK JR. beat that.

[Voltaire 4,554]

It's unclear how long Beowulf was underwater, but likely 3-7 days.

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

Ive done that much buried in a poontang....

[shorepatrol 1,735]

22 minutes ago, Cloaca du jour said:

Ive done that much buried in a poontang....

That's 24 times longer than I last......

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

1 minute ago, shorepatrol said:

That's 24 times longer than I last......

I was munchin the box

[shorepatrol 1,735]

Just now, Cloaca du jour said:

I was munchin the box

For over 24 minutes? are you sure it was her box? I knock that sh!t out quick. 

[Engorgeous George 1,154]

2 hours ago, JustinCharge said:

i read somewhere that a race of pacific islanders actually have slightly evolved to have larger spleens to be able to hold their breaths longer than average underwater. 

 

 

Dude's feet look like flippers.  This was good stuff.  i have never heard of these people before even though i have dived in the P.I and Indonesia.