This is why I can't play live poker in a casino

[edjr 5,556]

 

If this happened to me, I would get carried out in a straight jacket. 

Even if I lost $200, forget about losing 86 grand  

[Bert 1,091]

I'd pay the $200 just to stare at Jennifer Tilly's ta tas.   

[RaiderHaters Revenge 3,577]

wow

[bostonlager 2,462]

1 hour ago, Bert said:

I'd pay the $200 just to stare at Jennifer Tilly's ta tas.   

This. You could have my entire stack if I can motorboat those things for 60 seconds. 

[WhiteWonder 2,171]

I wouldn’t be able to play if I had to listen to those announcers 

[edjr 5,556]

1 hour ago, Bert said:

I'd pay the $200 just to stare at Jennifer Tilly's ta tas.   

She is gross. Unless she is going to rest them on the railing, put em away

[Bert 1,091]

11 minutes ago, edjr said:

She is gross. Unless she is going to rest them on the railing, put em away

  You're dead to me!

[edjr 5,556]

58 minutes ago, Bert said:

  You're dead to me!

I said I am fine if she flops em on the railing.  Don't tease us. Let em out or put em away

[nobody 2,037]

2 hours ago, edjr said:

 

If this happened to me, I would get carried out in a straight jacket. 

Even if I lost $200, forget about losing 86 grand  

She didn't lose $86k.  She made $1600.

[edjr 5,556]

28 minutes ago, nobody said:

She didn't lose $86k.  She made $1600.

[Bert 1,091]

53 minutes ago, edjr said:

I said I am fine if she flops em on the railing.  Don't tease us. Let me out or put em away

All right fair enough.

[edjr 5,556]

The lady that got screwed out of 86 K got beat with the ugly stick one too many times

[MLCKAA 395]

You can’t play a cash game because of someone not getting max return on a power hand?  Wtf?  Ahe didn’t even lose.

Sh*t, I once lost $6k combined in back to back hands with AA and QQ as my hole cards.

[Bert 1,091]

1 minute ago, edjr said:

The lady that got screwed out of 86 K got beat with the ugly stick one too many times

That and what's up with that focked up shirt?  Is it to distract people to keep them for looking at her face?

[JustinCharge 2,397]

middle aged woman with a widows peak. why bother putting on makeup?

[edjr 5,556]

1 minute ago, MLCKAA said:

You can’t play a cash game because of someone not getting max return on a power hand?  Wtf?  Ahe didn’t even lose.

Sh*t, I once lost $6k combined in back to back hands with AA and QQ as my hole cards.

She was 99% after the flop She lost 86k. WHat were you percentages after the flop?

[nobody 2,037]

19 minutes ago, edjr said:

She was 99% after the flop She lost 86k. WHat were you percentages after the flop?

She didn't lose any money.

[taco breath 419]

4 hours ago, edjr said:

 

If this happened to me, I would get carried out in a straight jacket. 

Noob.

Stick to golf, on the other hand maybe not.

[MLCKAA 395]

1 hour ago, edjr said:

She was 99% after the flop She lost 86k. WHat were you percentages after the flop?

She didn’t lose.

[edjr 5,556]

 

[JustinCharge 2,397]

its best to play live poker at a casino in the morning.  all of the good players play into the night and are still in bed.  show up when the first games start and you will likely be sitting at a table of tourists that dont know what to do. take them for everything they got and then bail when the good players start to trickle in.

[Bert 1,091]

1 hour ago, taco breath said:

Noob.

Stick to golf, on the other hand maybe not.

I'm sure you're a stud at those gas station "casinos" where you live.

[nobody 2,037]

44 minutes ago, JustinCharge said:

its best to play live poker at a casino in the morning.  all of the good players play into the night and are still in bed.  show up when the first games start and you will likely be sitting at a table of tourists that dont know what to do. take them for everything they got and then bail when the good players start to trickle in.

Have you ever played poker?  The morning crowd is full of gray beards that play tight as hell.

[nobody 2,037]

57 minutes ago, edjr said:

 

Maybe what you're trying to say is she failed to realize the equity that she had in the hand on the flop.  In other words, she was playing poker.

It was about 1/60 that the runner-runner straight would come just considering the face up cards.  That's not some lightning strike event.

[JustinCharge 2,397]

3 minutes ago, nobody said:

Have you ever played poker?  The morning crowd is full of gray beards that play tight as hell.

not in my experience.  but i always pretend im super dumb to loosen them up.

[Engorgeous George 1,160]

I always liked Meg Tilly better than Jennifer.  I remember Meg from the Big chill and Jennifer from some thing where she did a lesbian scene with Gina Gershon so Jennifer does get points for that.  Bound, I think was the name of the lesbo thriller.

 

Meg Tilly as Chloe in The Big Chill (1983) | Scene Compilation - YouTube

[easilyscan 558]

4 hours ago, edjr said:

She is gross. Unless she is going to rest them on the railing, put em away

She's 65, so yeah, she's not what she once was.........but in her prime....mamacito!

https://www.imagebam.com/view/MEICON1

 

[edjr 5,556]

1 minute ago, easilyscan said:

She's 65, so yeah, she's not what she once was.........but in her prime....mamacito!

https://www.imagebam.com/view/MEICON1

 

Meh.. she was alright.  I guess she was good in Liar Liar. 

[Bert 1,091]

15 minutes ago, Engorgeous George said:

I always liked Meg Tilly better than Jennifer.  I remember Meg from the Big chill and Jennifer from some thing where she did a lesbian scene with Gina Gershon so Jennifer does get points for that.  Bound, I think was the name of the lesbo thriller.

 

Meg Tilly as Chloe in The Big Chill (1983) | Scene Compilation - YouTube

Uh...no thank you!  

[nobody 2,037]

I was playing at Hustler casino in LA one night.  I was in some 5 way pot from the big blind and the board ran out a broadway straight making the nuts on the board.

The pot was checked down all the way to the river and was like 15 bucks and I was second to act, small blind checks.  I just go all-in for a couple of hundred.  Call, call.  The last guy says, "I think you're bluffing, but I fold."  We split the $15 bucks 4 ways instead of 5. 

[nobody 2,037]

Jennifer Tilly was pretty hot in a movie about 25 years ago with maybe Michael Madsen.  She gets kidnapped by Madsen or something but ends up sleeping with him, and then becoming his chick.

I looked it up... The Getaway.  She turns Frasier Crane into the original cuck in that movie if I recall.

 

[Bert 1,091]

15 hours ago, nobody said:

Jennifer Tilly was pretty hot in a movie about 25 years ago with maybe Michael Madsen.  She gets kidnapped by Madsen or something but ends up sleeping with him, and then becoming his chick.

I looked it up... The Getaway.  She turns Frasier Crane into the original cuck in that movie if I recall.

 

At 64 she is only 10 years older than me.  I'd still jump on that ride.

[edjr 5,556]

FYI - My buddy wanted to go play craps today so I took a 1/2 day and we are going to Encore. 

I will probably end up playing poker  

[edjr 5,556]

Off to the casino, wish me lots of luck and Ts & Ps

[frank 2,144]

1 hour ago, edjr said:

Off to the casino, wish me lots of luck and Ts & Ps