The Moon is straight up overhead here in the DMV

[kozmiq 70]

And I honestly don't remember it being that way.  Now, I'm no young pup .. I've been around for a few ice cream seasons but I remember always seeing the Moon at approx. 45 degrees.  Anybody got a smartazz remark to make about me concerning this ?

[Bert 1,087]

1 minute ago, kozmiq said:

And I honestly don't remember it being that way.  Now, I'm no young pup .. I've been around for a few ice cream seasons but I remember always seeing the Moon at approx. 45 degrees.  Anybody got a smartazz remark to make about me concerning this ?

Why are you at the department of motor vehicles in the middle of the night?

[kozmiq 70]

2 minutes ago, Bert said:

Why are you at the department of motor vehicles in the middle of the night?

District of Columbia

Maryland

Virginia

[Bert 1,087]

10 minutes ago, kozmiq said:

District of Columbia

Maryland

Virginia

Did you make that up?

My ex wife grew up in Arlington not far from Key Bridge and my former sister in-law lived in Arlington as an adult for 12 years and I have never heard anyone call the area DMV. 

[kozmiq 70]

1 minute ago, Bert said:

Did you make that up?

My ex wife grew up in Arlington not far from Key Bridge and my former sister in-law lived in Arlington as an adult for 12 years and I have never heard anyone call the area DMV. 

Go ask them, now.  Word.

[Bert 1,087]

4 minutes ago, kozmiq said:

Go ask them, now.  Word.

So its some new hipster bullsh!t.  @RLLD you heard of this?

[kozmiq 70]

1 minute ago, Bert said:

So its some new hipster bullsh!t.  @RLLD you heard of this?

No, not at all.  Ask posty or anybody that lives here.

[Bert 1,087]

3 minutes ago, kozmiq said:

No, not at all.  Ask posty or anybody that lives here.

I just did.

[kozmiq 70]

2 minutes ago, Bert said:

I just did.

What did they say ?

[posty 2,296]

DC-Maryland-Virginia…

[RLLD 3,455]

11 minutes ago, Bert said:

So its some new hipster bullsh!t.  @RLLD you heard of this?

Nah, that term has been around for at least 40 years.   It stands for Delaware, Maryland and Virginia. People use it differently depending on their location and the topic at hand. 

[posty 2,296]

1 minute ago, RLLD said:

Nah, that term has been around for at least 40 years.   It stands for Delaware, Maryland and Virginia. People use it differently depending on their location and the topic at hand. 

I thought that was Delmarva?

But your last statement is very accurate…

[kozmiq 70]

Just now, RLLD said:

Nah, that term has been around for at least 40 years.   It stands for Delaware, Maryland and Virginia. People use it differently depending on their location and the topic at hand. 

Not Delaware !  You're thinking of the DelMarVa penninsula.  THAT's different.

[RLLD 3,455]

13 minutes ago, kozmiq said:

Not Delaware !  You're thinking of the DelMarVa penninsula.  THAT's different.

You are right! I was thinking of the wrong term! It's DC Md Va...and people usually use it when talking about weather or traffic, since its such a small area with tons of sh!t happening....

[BeenHereBefore 1,329]

DMV  Do More Vaginas ?

[kozmiq 70]

2 minutes ago, RLLD said:

You are right! I was thinking of the wrong term! It's DC Md Va...and people usually use it when talking about weather or traffic, since its such a small area with tons of sh!t happening....

Thank you, Sir.

[RogerDodger 797]

51 minutes ago, kozmiq said:

And I honestly don't remember it being that way.  Now, I'm no young pup .. I've been around for a few ice cream seasons but I remember always seeing the Moon at approx. 45 degrees.  Anybody got a smartazz remark to make about me concerning this ?

I dont think that's possible.  The earth's tilt of 23.5 degrees and the moons tilt in relation to us of 5 degrees puts it overhead at about the 28th parallel. In other words it would only happen in southern Florida and the tip of Texas.  Anybody in South Florida concur?  45 degrees seems about right for you without doing the math. At the poles it's always along the horizon.  

[kozmiq 70]

25 minutes ago, RogerDodger said:

I dont think that's possible.  The earth's tilt of 23.5 degrees and the moons tilt in relation to us of 5 degrees puts it overhead at about the 28th parallel. In other words it would only happen in southern Florida and the tip of Texas.  Anybody in South Florida concur?  45 degrees seems about right for you without doing the math. At the poles it's always along the horizon.  

It's straight up overhead in Great Falls, Virginia .. and it has been for several days now .. after dark between 8 pm and Midnite .

[OldMaid 1,838]

The next time someone asks me where I was born I’m going to say the DMV.

[SUXBNME 1,322]

4 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

The next time someone asks me where I was born I’m going to say the DMV.

You prolly were 

[wiffleball 4,631]

The reason the moon appears to be right above you as opposed to at an angle? It's because just like the 1962 prom,you're flat on your bedsore ridden whoarish back.

 

Stand up you floozy.

[SUXBNME 1,322]

3 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

The reason the moon appears to be right above you as opposed to at an angle? It's because just like the 1962 prom,you're flat on your bedsore ridden whoarish back.

 

Stand up you floozy.

The angle of the dangle is inversely proportional to the heat of the meat. 

 

[OldMaid 1,838]

7 minutes ago, SUXBNME said:

You prolly were 

I was. I learned something today. 

[wiffleball 4,631]

1 minute ago, OldMaid said:

I was. I learned something today. 

Well, you were definitely conceived there. It's a shame really. If only your mom knew how to parallel park.

[SUXBNME 1,322]

5 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

I was. I learned something today. 

I learned that since my backyard fence blew over a week or so ago that my neighbor there owns / has multiple kittehs that are now invading my yard 
I need to start setting traps for them. 

By setting traps, I mean kitteh treats to lure them into my bedroom at night. It's been so long since I got to fall asleep with a purring kat in my bed. :(

[Pimpadeaux 2,245]

I'm bearing down on Uranus.

[SUXBNME 1,322]

4 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

Well, you were definitely conceived there. It's a shame really. If only your mom knew how to parallel park.

She could obviously park horizontally, tho

[SUXBNME 1,322]

Just now, Pimpadeaux said:

I'm bearing down on Uranus.

This reminds me of Fletch in the airport hanger scene

[Pimpadeaux 2,245]

Just now, SUXBNME said:

This reminds me of Fletch in the airport hanger scene

It's "hangar," you finger-sniffing alcoholic.

[SUXBNME 1,322]

Just now, Pimpadeaux said:

It's "hangar," you finger-sniffing alcoholic.

You are correct sir.  I apologize for my idiocy, and will try harder next time 

[Pimpadeaux 2,245]

5 minutes ago, SUXBNME said:

You are correct sir.  I apologize for my idiocy, and will try harder next time 

You said harder. Call me some time.

[SUXBNME 1,322]

5 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

You said harder. Call me some time.

I'd rather call you Rustor, but if you prefer "sometime" then who am I to judge.

[kozmiq 70]

31 minutes ago, OldMaid said:

I was. I learned something today. 

Tannen: Thank you, Thank you. - YouTube

[Pimpadeaux 2,245]

36 minutes ago, SUXBNME said:

I'd rather call you Rustor, but if you prefer "sometime" then who am I to judge.

I called you back, slut.

[craftsman 1,045]

5 hours ago, Bert said:

Did you make that up?

My ex wife grew up in Arlington not far from Key Bridge and my former sister in-law lived in Arlington as an adult for 12 years and I have never heard anyone call the area DMV. 

I used to live in Maryland. No one ever called it DMV. They woukd have gotten beat up if they did. 

[Thornton Melon 542]

I thought he was in Korea

[RogerDodger 797]

10 hours ago, kozmiq said:

It's straight up overhead in Great Falls, Virginia .. and it has been for several days now .. after dark between 8 pm and Midnite .

Perhaps it's an optical illusion.  Have your surroundings changed?. Some high rise buildings to the north of you? 

[Bert 1,087]

10 hours ago, kozmiq said:

What did they say ?

A guy I work with that lives in DC has heard it but it is not commonly used.

[wiffleball 4,631]

My lovely brother lives in Sterling virginia. He's mentioned dmv a few times. First time I had no idea what the hell was talking about.

[RLLD 3,455]

If you listen to morning news radio, for DC, they use it liberally.