Is there a more relaxing thing than...

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

Having your wife peek skin off your back after a sunburn?

[cyclone24 1,814]

Seeing the top of your mothers head. 
 

 

(obligatory mom post)

[League Champion 1,593]

4 hours ago, Cloaca du jour said:

Having your wife peek skin off your back after a sunburn?

I prefer my wife milking me like a cow, but to each his own. 

[Hardcore troubadour 12,631]

A fresh New York bagel, a big cup of hazelnut coffee and the local newspaper in the morning.  Followed up by a nice dump. That’s a great way to start the day. Getting a blow job is good too. 

[Cloaca du jour 2,064]

2 hours ago, cyclone24 said:

Seeing the top of your mothers head. 
 

 

(obligatory mom post)

Of course!!  Understandable

[supermike80 1,285]

Cigar on a sunny day

[wiffleball 4,639]

6 hours ago, Cloaca du jour said:

Having your wife peek skin off your back after a sunburn?

You're married to Buffalo bill? 

 

Well damn man, for Pete's sake, make sure you put the lotion in the bucket.

[lickin_starfish 1,480]

Laying on a lounge chair next to my swimming pool, smelling my smoker waft the smell of pork butt past my nose.

[GutterBoy 2,281]

15 minutes ago, lickin_starfish said:

Laying on a lounge chair next to my swimming pool, smelling my smoker waft the smell of pork butt past my nose.

This is a good one, but going the seasonal route, I'll go with lounging on the couch with a hundred pounds of dog snuggled up, flickering fire and a coffee stout.

[wiffleball 4,639]

34 minutes ago, lickin_starfish said:

Laying on a lounge chair next to my swimming pool, smelling my smoker waft the smell of pork butt past my nose.

You're a butt sniffer!!