wiffleball 4,617 Posted March 17, 2023 You've been f****** kermit? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,296 Posted March 17, 2023 How many green beers did you have ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,886 Posted March 17, 2023 Just now, BeenHereBefore said: How many green beers did you have ? Two officers. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Engorgeous George 1,098 Posted March 18, 2023 Slothpox Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted March 18, 2023 Liver enzymes in urine from liver failure...see a doctor..stat. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kutulu 1,516 Posted March 18, 2023 It's not easy being green Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Big Guy 1,400 Posted March 18, 2023 I forget what pills I was taking at the time, but one morning my whiz was somewhere between Mountain Dew and Radiator Coolant Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 788 Posted March 18, 2023 It’s from the leprechaun you gave head to to last night. He squirts green jizz and you swallowed. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,886 Posted March 18, 2023 Oldy but goody. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,286 Posted March 18, 2023 I'm not a doctor but it sounds like you have blood in your urine. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dogcows 1,029 Posted March 18, 2023 Worst St. Patrick’s Day food ever? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites