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... damn autocorrect.

 

Happy Saint Patrick's day! You jerks!

 

How's their not a thread about this? What the hell guys?

 

I mean, sure, I'm delayed, but I had a thing with a camera and whatnot shoved in my vestibule earlier. I'm still wearing the little cool name bracelet just in case I forget later.

 

And I'm still six Bourbons in! What the f*** is your problem?

 

I mean good god. This is as close to a religious holiday as I can imagine. In fact, I even gave up non-alcoholic beverages for the day. Consider it like my mini lent.

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Now, what are you fuckles doing for the day? Or the night? And the first guy to mention "amateur hour?"  F*** off. 🤬

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What I'm saying is, nobody gets access to my pot o'brown, without kissing my glory hole first!

 

☘️☘️☘️☘️☘️

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2 minutes ago, wiffleball said:

And I'm still six Bourbons in! What the f*** is your problem?

And apparently very lonely. You're out with friends but you're in here??? I'm calling full on shenanigans. HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY anyhow. Enjoy 😊

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1 minute ago, League Champion said:

And apparently very lonely. You're out with friends but you're in here??? I'm calling full on shenanigans. HAPPY ST. PATRICKS DAY anyhow. Enjoy 😊

Don't you accuse me of having friends! 🤬

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5 hours. 9 plus shots.  100 proof. 

Okay.  So more than a Tuesday. Less than Chistmas. 

 

Too many people know me though. 

 

Random drinks from them don't count. 

 

Slainte!

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I lurve you guys. :wub:

 

Except you. 

 

You know who you are! 🤬

 

Aww, how could I stay Mad at you? 

I'm Mad About Jew! 

 

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So, do I call in reinforcements, or just trust that this perky band of rookies will ultimately take Maverick down?!

 

 

"Negative Stretchmark, The Platter is Full!" 🤨

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We are celebrating tomorrow with corned beef, Guinness, Smithwicks, and Harp.  :cheers:

Tonight just drinking

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18 hours ago, wiffleball said:

... damn autocorrect.

 

Happy Saint Patrick's day! You jerks!

 

How's their not a thread about this? What the hell guys?

 

I mean, sure, I'm delayed, but I had a thing with a camera and whatnot shoved in my vestibule earlier. I'm still wearing the little cool name bracelet just in case I forget later.

 

And I'm still six Bourbons in! What the f*** is your problem?

 

I mean good god. This is as close to a religious holiday as I can imagine. In fact, I even gave up non-alcoholic beverages for the day. Consider it like my mini lent.

 

there

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23 hours ago, jerryskids said:

We are celebrating tomorrow with corned beef, Guinness, Smithwicks, and Harp.  :cheers:

Tonight just drinking

Mission accomplished.  Had a black and tan (Gunness and Smithwicks) with our corned beef, enjoying an Irish coffee now. (mixed in an old fashioned in between).  Thanks for the holiday, micks!  :cheers: 

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