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What WOULDN’T Jesus Do?

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The real question for those with WWJD bracelets.

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19 minutes ago, dogcows said:

The real question for those with WWJD bracelets.

Wrong forum. Try a religious one. 

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34 minutes ago, Hawkeye21 said:

Two chicks at the same time.

No f'n way. He's all in on that.

Now 2 girl's, 1 cup. He might pass.

 

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2 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said:

Post here on Christmas Day.

That kills a lot of birds with one stone.

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contrary to popular opinion, Jesus was not afraid to call people out and was critical of people who deserved it where others were afraid to tread.  its why they banned him, jailed him, and murdered him.  they viewed him as a troublemaker that was bothering the corrupt and evil that were in control.

what he wouldnt do, is be a sheep.

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6 minutes ago, JustinCharge said:

contrary to popular opinion, Jesus was not afraid to call people out and was critical of people who deserved it where others were afraid to tread.  its why they banned him, jailed him, and murdered him.  they viewed him as a troublemaker that was bothering the corrupt and evil that were in control.

what he wouldnt do, is be a sheep.

Kind of like you at FBGs.

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2 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said:

Kind of like you at FBGs.

 :(

myspace rusty.  get off the forum.

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8 hours ago, JustinCharge said:

myspace rusty.  get off the forum.

He wouldn't have guaranteed nuclear war, either.

But he probably would officiate a marriage between you a plump, mole-faced Hebrew girl with bad hygiene because she represented your last shot.

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13 minutes ago, League Champion said:

Jesus wouldn't snort coke off a Tranny's ass like Hunter Biden. 

How would he do it then?

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1 hour ago, Pimpadeaux said:

Grab 'em by the puzzy.

Cheerlead wars, death and destruction in other countries. 🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️🤸‍♀️

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4 hours ago, dogcows said:

The real question for those with WWJD bracelets.

Your "real" questions are the stuff of idiot 14 year olds.

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7 hours ago, JustinCharge said:

contrary to popular opinion, Jesus was not afraid to call people out and was critical of people who deserved it where others were afraid to tread.  its why they banned him, jailed him, and murdered him.  they viewed him as a troublemaker that was bothering the corrupt and evil that were in control.

what he wouldnt do, is be a sheep.

link?

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Maybe we can get him and Meatloaf together to answer these tough questions.

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7 hours ago, Pimpadeaux said:

He wouldn't have guaranteed nuclear war, either.

But he probably would officiated a marriage between you a plump, mole-faced Hebrew girl with bad hygiene because she represented your last shot.

Zechariah 14:12. Looks like what might happen in a nuclear war.  

Isaiah. 24:19&20

Matthew 24:6&7.  Be not alarmed.  

But take comfort. Philippians 4:6&7. Guard your heart and mine in Christ Jesus.  

Amen. 

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7 hours ago, posty said:

Vote Democrat...

OMG, posty posty posty.  This wasn't a spot for that.  Jesus on the same side as Trump !  NEVER  NEVER  NEVER !!!

Haven' you read the New Testament's Cleansing Of The Temple.  The cleansing of the Temple narrative tells of Jesus expelling the merchants and the money changers from the Temple, and is recounted in all four canonical gospels of the New Testament. The scene is a common motif in Christian art.

This WAS NOT the place for your remark.  Take it to the Hardass Troubadoor / League of XChampions thread.  Seriously.

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2 hours ago, kozmiq said:

OMG, posty posty posty.  This wasn't a spot for that.  Jesus on the same side as Trump !  NEVER  NEVER  NEVER !!!

Haven' you read the New Testament's Cleansing Of The Temple.  The cleansing of the Temple narrative tells of Jesus expelling the merchants and the money changers from the Temple, and is recounted in all four canonical gospels of the New Testament. The scene is a common motif in Christian art.

This WAS NOT the place for your remark.  Take it to the Hardass Troubadoor / League of XChampions thread.  Seriously.

I never said to vote for Trump, I just said to not vote Democrat…

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Jesus said to love your enemies. Muhammad said to chop their heads off. Somehow liberals have a problem with followers of the former and defend followers of the latter. Weird. 

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12 hours ago, Pimpadeaux said:

He wouldn't have guaranteed nuclear war, either.

But he probably would officiate a marriage between you a plump, mole-faced Hebrew girl with bad hygiene because she represented your last shot.

Oddly specific insult.

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He wouldn’t expect cerebral creatures made with free will and analytical brains to believe in the divinity of Him more than 1,990 years after his death “just b’cuz” without giving them some kind of affirmation about it.  He just wouldn’t.

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