dogcows 813 Posted March 24 The real question for those with WWJD bracelets. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hawkeye21 1,498 Posted March 24 Two chicks at the same time. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 10,189 Posted March 24 19 minutes ago, dogcows said: The real question for those with WWJD bracelets. Wrong forum. Try a religious one. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Kopy 471 Posted March 24 34 minutes ago, Hawkeye21 said: Two chicks at the same time. No f'n way. He's all in on that. Now 2 girl's, 1 cup. He might pass. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pimpadeaux 1,453 Posted March 24 Grab 'em by the puzzy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 913 Posted March 24 57 minutes ago, dogcows said: The real question for those with WWJD bracelets. Post here on Christmas Day. 4 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pimpadeaux 1,453 Posted March 24 2 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said: Post here on Christmas Day. That kills a lot of birds with one stone. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustinCharge 2,133 Posted March 24 contrary to popular opinion, Jesus was not afraid to call people out and was critical of people who deserved it where others were afraid to tread. its why they banned him, jailed him, and murdered him. they viewed him as a troublemaker that was bothering the corrupt and evil that were in control. what he wouldnt do, is be a sheep. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pimpadeaux 1,453 Posted March 24 6 minutes ago, JustinCharge said: contrary to popular opinion, Jesus was not afraid to call people out and was critical of people who deserved it where others were afraid to tread. its why they banned him, jailed him, and murdered him. they viewed him as a troublemaker that was bothering the corrupt and evil that were in control. what he wouldnt do, is be a sheep. Kind of like you at FBGs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
JustinCharge 2,133 Posted March 24 2 minutes ago, Pimpadeaux said: Kind of like you at FBGs. myspace rusty. get off the forum. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Pimpadeaux 1,453 Posted March 24 8 hours ago, JustinCharge said: myspace rusty. get off the forum. He wouldn't have guaranteed nuclear war, either. But he probably would officiate a marriage between you a plump, mole-faced Hebrew girl with bad hygiene because she represented your last shot. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
porkbutt 842 Posted March 24 is this the libtards new slogan?. figures...evil focking twats. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 3,230 Posted March 24 Answer Lion fan prayers. 1 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
League Champion 718 Posted March 24 Jesus wouldn't snort coke off a Tranny's ass like Hunter Biden. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dogcows 813 Posted March 24 13 minutes ago, League Champion said: Jesus wouldn't snort coke off a Tranny's ass like Hunter Biden. How would he do it then? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 474 Posted March 24 Would not suck a c0ck Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 474 Posted March 24 1 hour ago, BeenHereBefore said: Post here on Christmas Day. Good one 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 593 Posted March 24 1 hour ago, Pimpadeaux said: Grab 'em by the puzzy. Cheerlead wars, death and destruction in other countries. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 10,189 Posted March 24 Sniff kids hair. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 593 Posted March 24 4 hours ago, dogcows said: The real question for those with WWJD bracelets. Your "real" questions are the stuff of idiot 14 year olds. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,373 Posted March 24 1 hour ago, JustinCharge said: what he wouldnt do, is be a sheep. The lamb of God? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,373 Posted March 24 For a Klondike bar? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron 'Tator Salad' White 56 Posted March 24 Ass to mouth Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
League Champion 718 Posted March 24 1 hour ago, dogcows said: How would he do it then? Jesus is a bad ass. He'd pull a Scarface and take out a kilo in one sniff. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BufordT 322 Posted March 24 7 hours ago, JustinCharge said: contrary to popular opinion, Jesus was not afraid to call people out and was critical of people who deserved it where others were afraid to tread. its why they banned him, jailed him, and murdered him. they viewed him as a troublemaker that was bothering the corrupt and evil that were in control. what he wouldnt do, is be a sheep. link? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
OldMaid 1,575 Posted March 24 Maybe we can get him and Meatloaf together to answer these tough questions. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 1,970 Posted March 24 You trying to say Jesus Christ can't hit a curveball? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weepaws 1,834 Posted March 24 7 hours ago, Pimpadeaux said: He wouldn't have guaranteed nuclear war, either. But he probably would officiated a marriage between you a plump, mole-faced Hebrew girl with bad hygiene because she represented your last shot. Zechariah 14:12. Looks like what might happen in a nuclear war. Isaiah. 24:19&20 Matthew 24:6&7. Be not alarmed. But take comfort. Philippians 4:6&7. Guard your heart and mine in Christ Jesus. Amen. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
EternalShinyAndChrome 1,753 Posted March 24 He wouldn't vote Democrat since they support pedos and abuse of children with chemicals and castration. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
kozmiq 69 Posted March 24 7 hours ago, posty said: Vote Democrat... OMG, posty posty posty. This wasn't a spot for that. Jesus on the same side as Trump ! NEVER NEVER NEVER !!! Haven' you read the New Testament's Cleansing Of The Temple. The cleansing of the Temple narrative tells of Jesus expelling the merchants and the money changers from the Temple, and is recounted in all four canonical gospels of the New Testament. The scene is a common motif in Christian art. This WAS NOT the place for your remark. Take it to the Hardass Troubadoor / League of XChampions thread. Seriously. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
posty 2,018 Posted March 25 2 hours ago, kozmiq said: OMG, posty posty posty. This wasn't a spot for that. Jesus on the same side as Trump ! NEVER NEVER NEVER !!! Haven' you read the New Testament's Cleansing Of The Temple. The cleansing of the Temple narrative tells of Jesus expelling the merchants and the money changers from the Temple, and is recounted in all four canonical gospels of the New Testament. The scene is a common motif in Christian art. This WAS NOT the place for your remark. Take it to the Hardass Troubadoor / League of XChampions thread. Seriously. I never said to vote for Trump, I just said to not vote Democrat… Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 1,415 Posted March 25 Help Brett Favre. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 10,189 Posted March 25 Jesus said to love your enemies. Muhammad said to chop their heads off. Somehow liberals have a problem with followers of the former and defend followers of the latter. Weird. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonnyutah 36 Posted March 25 10 hours ago, TommyGavin said: Would not suck a c0ck Probably wouldn't cut one off either. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MLCKAA 230 Posted March 25 12 hours ago, Pimpadeaux said: He wouldn't have guaranteed nuclear war, either. But he probably would officiate a marriage between you a plump, mole-faced Hebrew girl with bad hygiene because she represented your last shot. Oddly specific insult. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MLCKAA 230 Posted March 25 He wouldn’t expect cerebral creatures made with free will and analytical brains to believe in the divinity of Him more than 1,990 years after his death “just b’cuz” without giving them some kind of affirmation about it. He just wouldn’t. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 474 Posted March 25 11 hours ago, jonnyutah said: Probably wouldn't cut one off either. Just the tip Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
