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On the train - there is a family near me with a boy about 8 and he says “hey look at those cans !”

I tell the father he’ll say that his whole life. Father laughs until he realizes his wife is looking at me like I am an ass. 

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I was 50 years old in a grocery store and started laughing when I saw a bottle of dill weed. 

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 I was at an Orange Julius at the mall when I was thirteen. This young Mexican couple was sitting there and the mom  was breast feeding her baby. He tells her she’s fat and and she pinched her nipple at him and squirted him in the face! I was amazed. Didn’t know they could do that. 
 

 Me: Nice t!tried and I lost my squirt. Can I borrow yours? The husband laughed. 

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Was on a date in Ohio and went to skyline chili. Cute girl behind the counter asked if I wanted a threeway.

 

 

...date was not amused...

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2 hours ago, Alias Detective said:

Can size? 😡

This has been a problem lately- follow. The rules guys !!!!!!

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2 hours ago, Alias Detective said:

Can size? 😡

Sometimes it is possible to be so mezmerized by the legs, face/smile, hair and manner of dress as to not really take in can size unless it is extraordinary in one direction or another.

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