wiffleball 4,631 Posted May 7, 2023 I swear, I don't know how I do this to myself. We have a beautiful outdoor space. 8th Floor Rooftop Bar beautifully furnished. Ive Only been there a few months. looking for ways to utilize downtime. Specifically, Sunday eve. So my happy ass comes up with proposal to make it the new gay spot. Some freak shot up the old gay spot in town. Say what you will, but those f****** spend bank. And they are loyal as the day is long. And they would be hugely grateful if we gave them a new venue. There was a place in Houston that was just a plain old Taco Shop six and a half days out of the week. But afternoon on sunday? That place was gayer than Elton John's underwear drawer. Made more money than the rest of the week combined. Unlike houston, we don't have any competition to speak of. Thank you Megachurches and Fart us on the Family. Corporate loves it. When I asked what my budget was to work with. They said, make one. Already have a DJ and a stable full of BTs. It's becoming a self-fulfilling prophecy. Not bad for an old knife jockey. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted May 7, 2023 So, somebody told me we had to come up with a name. And I said, no we don't. Best way to get ownership is let the Community come up with their own name for the spot. They always do, they always will. Let it be "underground" for a minute. But, that shouldn't stop you guys from coming up with your best moniker. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,512 Posted May 7, 2023 “The wifflehole” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted May 7, 2023 10 minutes ago, Bier Meister said: “The wifflehole” I love that! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jonmx 1,559 Posted May 7, 2023 4 hours ago, wiffleball said: I swear, I don't know how I do this to myself. We have a beautiful outdoor space. 8th Floor Rooftop Bar beautifully furnished. Ive Only been there a few months. looking for ways to utilize downtime. Specifically, Sunday eve. So my happy ass comes up with proposal to make it the new gay spot. Some freak shot up the old gay spot in town. Say what you will, but those f****** spend bank. And they are loyal as the day is long. And they would be hugely grateful if we gave them a new venue. There was a place in Houston that was just a plain old Taco Shop six and a half days out of the week. But afternoon on sunday? That place was gayer than Elton John's underwear drawer. Made more money than the rest of the week combined. Unlike houston, we don't have any competition to speak of. Thank you Megachurches and Fart us on the Family. Corporate loves it. When I asked what my budget was to work with. They said, make one. Already have a DJ and a stable full of BTs. It's becoming a self-fulfilling prophecy. Not bad for an old knife jockey. Just rename the bar Epstein Island. That seems like it would attract a lot of rich people. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Hardcore troubadour 12,589 Posted May 7, 2023 8 floors up is more than enough. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Engorgeous George 1,155 Posted May 7, 2023 Fire Skyland Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted May 7, 2023 Get the good stools with d1ldo feet. Turn em upside and and you have instant seating for 4. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
frank 2,144 Posted May 7, 2023 The thread title is ambiguous. I guess the nightclub is also gay? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bier Meister 1,512 Posted May 7, 2023 54 minutes ago, frank said: The thread title is ambiguous. I guess the nightclub is also gay? He wants to market a ghey pop up. chaps blacksmith (because someone is always getting pounded) Brokeback cantina Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 5,172 Posted May 7, 2023 I'm trying to think of something for Colorado Springs. Garden of the Gays Spiked Peak Ass Fock Academy Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted May 7, 2023 1 hour ago, frank said: The thread title is ambiguous. I guess the nightclub is also gay? Lol Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Bert 1,087 Posted May 7, 2023 Bareback's Fabulous Rainbow Lounge. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Hunt 153 Posted May 7, 2023 If you do it right it is $$$$$. The gays have no problem running up 4-500 dollar bar tabs. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Cloaca du jour 2,064 Posted May 7, 2023 Blue Oyster Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted May 7, 2023 4 hours ago, Bert said: Bareback's Fabulous Rainbow Lounge. Remember the Flintstones? How about Faboo! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted May 7, 2023 Holy Carp. I'm pregaming at a bar a block from work. Bear in mind that everything I told you occurred in a matter of hours yesterday. Yesterday. Yesterday. BTW, waitress (dd), and ManaGerm swarm me. Figger I'm getting 86d. " hey man! We hear you're opening up a place?" Subtext: Holy Shiit! He's Gay?!! This town is starving. And hugely underserved. Damn. Crazy. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,329 Posted May 7, 2023 You should make it a gay steak restaurant and call it Steers & Queers. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BeenHereBefore 1,329 Posted May 7, 2023 9 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said: You should make it a gay steak restaurant and call it Steers & Queers. That is a bad idea now I think about it and they are probably vegan or plant eating majority. How about a gay Oxygen bar called. Were Here & We Want Air ? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MLCKAA 395 Posted May 7, 2023 15 hours ago, wiffleball said: I swear, I don't know how I do this to myself. We have a beautiful outdoor space. 8th Floor Rooftop Bar beautifully furnished. Ive Only been there a few months. looking for ways to utilize downtime. Specifically, Sunday eve. So my happy ass comes up with proposal to make it the new gay spot. Some freak shot up the old gay spot in town. Say what you will, but those f****** spend bank. And they are loyal as the day is long. And they would be hugely grateful if we gave them a new venue. There was a place in Houston that was just a plain old Taco Shop six and a half days out of the week. But afternoon on sunday? That place was gayer than Elton John's underwear drawer. Made more money than the rest of the week combined. Unlike houston, we don't have any competition to speak of. Thank you Megachurches and Fart us on the Family. Corporate loves it. When I asked what my budget was to work with. They said, make one. Already have a DJ and a stable full of BTs. It's becoming a self-fulfilling prophecy. Not bad for an old knife jockey. You should try gay. Nothing to lose. You probably don’t have much longer to live, I think you’re single and getting none. Sounds like you’ll be swimming in gays. Why not? Try it out. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
wiffleball 4,631 Posted May 7, 2023 9 minutes ago, MLCKAA said: You should try gay. Nothing to lose. You probably don’t have much longer to live, I think you’re single and getting none. Sounds like you’ll be swimming in gays. Why not? Try it out. Funny you should say that. Because suddenly I have broads all over me. Literally like four of them right now. No lie. Cause usually, it's zero. Here's a few of my lines. You dance like you're walking in wet cement. I can give you kids, As long as your throat has ovaries. I Crack myself up. BT hooked these girlie up. And said I paid for it. Mytab? 9 bucks. Man, sun shines on a dead dogs butt sometimes. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
