BunnysBastatrds 2,438 Posted September 1, 2023 Life couldn’t get any better’s this year approaching the double nickels, becoming mostly sober, no cigarettes, awaiting becoming a grandfather, great retirement job, good health except fo MS, loving viagra movie night with wine. Just insanely good. So last night I was drinking and down on myself after a selfie I took of myself for a game we play. Horrible. I look in the mirror and look great. A selfie, not good. Very down and depressed I moped all night and morning. I went to the liquor store (barely know her) to get a new vape. Dirty Diana is buying a pack of MReds and a twelver of Coors Lite. Me: Be careful darling. Dirty Diana: Never. (36 C) And gave me the wink, and walked out to get into her brand new Ford Mustang. I get my Cool Mint Juicy Vape and walk out. It’s pouring down rain. My car is a hundred feet away. She honks and rolls down her window. Said her windshield wipers were not working. Can you help me.? With another wink.Instant movement. I pull the wipers up on each side. Ask her to use the blinkers, headlights, and emergency lights. All work. DD: It’s pouring down. Thank you so much. Are you married? Can I get your number? The pack of Marlboro Reds are sitting between her tight jeans and an open beer. It took every single ounce of my younger life to smile and laugh.I gave her it. I’m intrigued. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weepaws 3,191 Posted September 1, 2023 Yea, let’s see, your married, about to be a grandpa, and now giving out your number to woman that’s not your wife, yea. Exodus 20:14. You shall not commit adultery. Easy to understand that one right? Yea your a good person, loser. Deuteronomy 5:18. You shall not commit adultery, another simple one. Luke 18:20. You know the commandments, Do not commit adultery, yea. Romans 13:9. You shall not commit adultery. Yea. Proverbs. 6:32. But he that commits adultery has no sense, he destroys himself. That one is the Bunny Special. Yea. Amen. Stop with these foolish ways, stop letting the devil control you. Turn to the Lord. God bless. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted September 2, 2023 24 minutes ago, weepaws said: Yea, let’s see, your married, about to be a grandpa, and now giving out your number to woman that’s not your wife, yea. Exodus 20:14. You shall not commit adultery. Easy to understand that one right? Yea your a good person, loser. Deuteronomy 5:18. You shall not commit adultery, another simple one. Luke 18:20. You know the commandments, Do not commit adultery, yea. Romans 13:9. You shall not commit adultery. Yea. Proverbs. 6:32. But he that commits adultery has no sense, he destroys himself. That one is the Bunny Special. Yea. Amen. Stop with these foolish ways, stop letting the devil control you. Turn to the Lord. God bless. Please go away. Seriously it’s not even funny. Just a fake preacher trying to be “a thing”. Bring back Asian man. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weepaws 3,191 Posted September 2, 2023 3 hours ago, TommyGavin said: Please go away. Seriously it’s not even funny. Just a fake preacher trying to be “a thing”. Bring back Asian man. Not being funny clown, I’m trying to help this person, his life is spiraling, and you call him a friend, but instead of helping him, you encourage him. Dummy up fool. And be a good friend. And please take your Asian man fantasy somewhere else, ewww. 1 Thessalonians 5:22. Abstain from every form of evil. Isaiah 5:20. Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter. TommyGavin. Amen. Now I don’t know about you Mr TommyGavin but enjoy freedom of speech, I take it your a fan of a non free America. You’re a very scary person Mr TommyGavin and I hope for your sake I never feel threaten by you, it would not end will. Take care Mr TommyGavin. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted September 2, 2023 34 minutes ago, weepaws said: Not being funny clown, I’m trying to help this person, his life is spiraling, and you call him a friend, but instead of helping him, you encourage him. Dummy up fool. And be a good friend. And please take your Asian man fantasy somewhere else, ewww. 1 Thessalonians 5:22. Abstain from every form of evil. Isaiah 5:20. Woe to those who call evil good and good evil, who put darkness for light and light for darkness, who put bitter for sweet and sweet for bitter. TommyGavin. Amen. Now I don’t know about you Mr TommyGavin but enjoy freedom of speech, I take it your a fan of a non free America. You’re a very scary person Mr TommyGavin and I hope for your sake I never feel threaten by you, it would not end will. Take care Mr TommyGavin. Now like I have been saying you are a fake and continue to make non religious comments- you remind of the crazy preacher on Deadwood. ##### off you dumbass freak. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,438 Posted September 2, 2023 45 minutes ago, TommyGavin said: Now like I have been saying you are a fake and continue to make non religious comments- you remind of the crazy preacher on Deadwood. ##### off you dumbass freak. Ignore and no feeding. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TommyGavin 790 Posted September 2, 2023 2 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said: Ignore and no feeding. True my bad. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,438 Posted September 2, 2023 Update… Her new nickname is Mustangs Sally Dirty. Texted me and invited me to a pool party tomorrow at noon. Fellow Geeks, this kind of sh!t NEVER happens anymore to me. Mustang Dirty Salad: I just bought a new bikini and want to show it and show you off. And since the Powers above fawking HATE me…I have to greet and catch bad guys tomorrow and Labor Day. I haven’t responded yet…but two songs entered my 2:22 And then I think of this Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
