Someone called the police on me yesterday.

[seafoam1 1,151]

I was in my car and I parked on the street near my place along with some of other cars that were there. I was just listening to a football game until half time. Maybe 15-20 minutes.  That's about 3 minutes of actual game time. A cop pulls up behind me and walks to my car. He said he ran my plates and sees I live there but someone called in to say I was out there and that was suspicious. I kind of chuckled and said that I have lived there and parked in this very spot off and on for the past 7 years. I'm just listening to the game. He puts his hands up and says, "I don't know, have a good day. " I said to him as he was walking back to his car that I can move my car if I'm causing someone to stress out. He threw his hands up again and said, "Do what you want." 

You know what I didn't do? I didn't get in a fight with the guy or try to run away.  Didn't get shot. 

[wiffleball 4,507]

More's the pity. 

[Mike Honcho 3,543]

It was probably MDC.  

[seafoam1 1,151]

5 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

It was probably MDC.  

 I wouldn't be caught dead in philthy.  

But he is exactly the type. Old lady peaking out her windows and calling 911 five times a week. 

[thegeneral 624]

Your panel van with “free candy” spray painted on the side does draw attention.

[MDC 5,163]

11 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

It was probably MDC.  

 

[GutterBoy 1,935]

2 hours ago, seafoam1 said:

Didn't get shot. 

Well not every story has a happy ending. 

[seafoam1 1,151]

20 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

Your panel van with “free candy” spray painted on the side does draw attention.

I don't live in your world pimpledoosh. I don't even have tinted windows on my Jeep. Just 4 wheel drive. 

[seafoam1 1,151]

2 minutes ago, GutterBoy said:

Well not every story has a happy ending. 

Nothing like being an old man on the internet wishing death on people. You go girl. 

[seafoam1 1,151]

It's so easy to trigger the liberals. 

[Mike Honcho 3,543]

1 minute ago, seafoam1 said:

It's so easy to trigger the liberals. 

 

 

[IGotWorms 2,570]

Probably one of them FBI Surveillance Vans following you around

[seafoam1 1,151]

11 minutes ago, IGotWorms said:

Probably one of them FBI Surveillance Vans following you around

Nah. There are some old people living around me I guess just like anywhere else. Some of them are pretty nice and really smart, others, bltchy. The younger people on the blcock are all normal. 

A side street I live off of is one way and pretty deceptive when you first encounter it. It feeds in from traffic naturally where it goes against the one way. Many people make the mistake and turn in before it's too late. I did it once and someone called the cops on me for going the wrong way down a one way. They didn't bother with a visit but I got a phone call. 

[Hardcore troubadour 10,932]

52 minutes ago, GutterBoy said:

Well not every story has a happy ending. 

Reeeeee! Gutterboy is wishing that a geek got shot! Reeeeeee! 

[Mike Honcho 3,543]

3 hours ago, seafoam1 said:

I was in my car and I parked on the street near my place along with some of other cars that were there. I was just listening to a football game until half time. Maybe 15-20 minutes.  That's about 3 minutes of actual game time. A cop pulls up behind me and walks to my car. He said he ran my plates and sees I live there but someone called in to say I was out there and that was suspicious. I kind of chuckled and said that I have lived there and parked in this very spot off and on for the past 7 years. I'm just listening to the game. He puts his hands up and says, "I don't know, have a good day. " I said to him as he was walking back to his car that I can move my car if I'm causing someone to stress out. He threw his hands up again and said, "Do what you want." 

You know what I didn't do? I didn't get in a fight with the guy are try to run away.  Didn't get shot. 

Did you Mom kick you out of the house to get some fresh air?

[seafoam1 1,151]

1 minute ago, Mike Honcho said:

Did you Mom kick you out of the house to get some fresh air?

"Did you Mom"

Get back to me when you finish first grade.

[wiffleball 4,507]

To avoid this in the future, you really should Park in your garage. Make sure you close the door so the neighbors don't get suspicious. And make sure you leave the car running so that you can get the requisite heat or air conditioning.

[Mike Honcho 3,543]

So you aren't liked online or at home? 

#SAD   

Next thing people are going to start leaving sad faces on your front door.

[GutterBoy 1,935]

Who sits in their car in front of their house listening to a football game?  WTF!

[MDC 5,163]

4 minutes ago, GutterBoy said:

Who sits in their car in front of their house listening to a football game?  WTF!

People who make up unconvincing stories.

I was in my car and I idled my car on the street with the other cars that were parked there, outside my place. I sat there listening to a radio broadcast of football instead of going into my apartment to watch it on TV, because there were no commercials or game stoppages. A cop rolled up because I was suspiciously parked in my car on a Sunday afternoon, and cops respond to these types of reports.

Then I put my hand on my girlfriend’s butt because her butt looked so hot and I went to the grocery store and declined a flu shot!

This story is $100% true!  

[Mike Honcho 3,543]

4 minutes ago, GutterBoy said:

Who sits in their car in front of their house listening to a football game?  WTF!

People who's mom said "you've played with your internet friends enough today, it's time to go outside and TRY to make real friends now". 

[seafoam1 1,151]

6 minutes ago, GutterBoy said:

Who sits in their car in front of their house listening to a football game?  WTF!

I did. Game wasn't on TV. You never sat in your car for 15 minutes to finish listening to something on the radio ever? 

[seafoam1 1,151]

3 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

People who's mom said "you've played with your internet friends enough today, it's time to go outside and TRY to make real friends now". 

What's with the "mom" thing? It's always you liberals that are paranoid about your moms. The most overused old man joke in the history of life. 

[IGotWorms 2,570]

1 hour ago, Mike Honcho said:

People who's mom said "you've played with your internet friends enough today, it's time to go outside and TRY to make real friends now". 

But she let him come back before the street lights came on.

The pvssification of America continues

[jonmx 1,002]

I have a rather long commute home and I was tired as heli one day and pulled into a residential neighborhood on a nice shady street and got about 15 minutes of rest before the police came.   Was kind of annoying because I was out cold.   But the short rest helped and I just went on my way.  

[jonmx 1,002]

3 hours ago, GutterBoy said:

Well not every story has a happy ending. 

Dates with Boebert do.  

[IGotWorms 2,570]

3 minutes ago, jonmx said:

Dates with Boebert do.  

[Mike Honcho 3,543]

16 minutes ago, jonmx said:

Dates with Boebert do.  

[seafoam1 1,151]

50 minutes ago, jonmx said:

Dates with Boebert do.  

Just stay away from the democrat women, they like to film it and post it on the internet for the kids and other liberals to whack off to.