t.j. booker 216 Posted July 12, 2024 Sometimes while taking a bubble bath. Who’s with me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Nomad99 668 Posted July 12, 2024 20 minutes ago, t.j. booker said: Sometimes while taking a bubble bath. Who’s with me? The mushroom chocolates are the way to go.... Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 2,578 Posted July 12, 2024 I know a woman who makes rum cake. Sometimes when I have it I wonder why she uses the word "cake" added on the end of it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Engorgeous George 1,842 Posted July 12, 2024 47 minutes ago, t.j. booker said: Sometimes while taking a bubble bath. Who’s with me? I go shooting. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 1,619 Posted July 12, 2024 I eat your Mom Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,151 Posted July 12, 2024 You should,ugghhh, Peenie this thread 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
IGotWorms 4,053 Posted July 12, 2024 2 hours ago, t.j. booker said: Sometimes while taking a bubble bath. Who’s with me? I do it on my own, not with you. Weirdo Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
TBayXXXVII 2,409 Posted July 12, 2024 1 hour ago, seafoam1 said: I know a woman who makes rum cake. Sometimes when I have it I wonder why she uses the word "cake" added on the end of it. I know a guy who does that as well. You only smell rum and when you pick up the piece of cake, the rum is dripping from it. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 2,578 Posted July 12, 2024 6 minutes ago, TBayXXXVII said: I know a guy who does that as well. You only smell rum and when you pick up the piece of cake, the rum is dripping from it. It's a little rough if you're completely sober, but after being 5 beers in, it's a gold medal winner. So focking good and underrated in the cake family. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,238 Posted July 12, 2024 28 minutes ago, seafoam1 said: It's a little rough if you're completely sober, but after being 5 beers in, it's a gold medal winner. So focking good and underrated in the cake family. My wife made her mom's amaretto cake last week for our kids' birthdays. She texted her SIL for the recipe, and having not heard back right away, she googled one that she liked. Used maybe a tablespoon of amaretto. Then SIL forwarded her mom's recipe -- 1/2 a cup. Kids had fun calling their grandma a lush (not to her face of course). I think there was even more in the icing, that's where I really tasted it. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 2,578 Posted July 12, 2024 1 minute ago, jerryskids said: My wife made her mom's amaretto cake last week for our kids' birthdays. She texted her SIL for the recipe, and having not heard back right away, she googled one that she liked. Used maybe a tablespoon of amaretto. Then SIL forwarded her mom's recipe -- 1/2 a cup. Kids had fun calling their grandma a lush (not to her face of course). I think there was even more in the icing, that's where I really tasted it. Man, that amaretto brings up memories. My mom wasn't much of a drinker but loved amaretto. She had to quit it when I was young as she had severe migraine problems and was told to quit alcohol. Not that it helped... When I was a kid, there was always an amaretto bottle on the kitchen counter, and it was always half full as it lasted for months but occasionally she would have a glass. Dang... 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,238 Posted July 12, 2024 Also for @t.j. booker -- when I'm sad, I lick warm chocolate sauce off of Gloria's nipples. 2 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 4,867 Posted July 12, 2024 Explains your love for the Golden Corral. Bet you love that chocolate fountain!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 4,867 Posted July 12, 2024 6 minutes ago, jerryskids said: Also for @t.j. booker -- when I'm sad, I lick warm chocolate sauce off of Gloria's nipples. ONLY when you're sad? The rest of us consider that foreplay. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mookz 1,312 Posted July 12, 2024 What's got ya down for the last 40 years? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Engorgeous George 1,842 Posted July 12, 2024 1 hour ago, jerryskids said: Also for @t.j. booker -- when I'm sad, I lick warm chocolate sauce off of Gloria's nipples. I pray Gloria is your wife or girlfriend and not the family dog. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,151 Posted July 13, 2024 2 hours ago, Engorgeous George said: I pray Gloria is your wife or girlfriend and not the family dog. NSFW- Language Her??? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,151 Posted July 13, 2024 My Lady makes me this. I bathe in shame knowing the Cobb isn’t cumming. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
jerryskids 6,238 Posted July 13, 2024 4 hours ago, Engorgeous George said: I pray Gloria is your wife or girlfriend and not the family dog. Gloria is teej's slut ex wife. Also, teej is an alias who pretends to be a fat loser with a slut ex wife. One of my favorite posters. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites