VP Debate: Vance vs Walz

[The Real timschochet]

I’m guessing that the first set of questions will now be about the Middle East. 

[posty]

Useless television...

[Mike Honcho]

Question, since your job is basically to be a live heartbeat for a worst case scenario, what are you going to do with the next 4 years off? 

[thegeneral]

How many cats were eaten today?

[weepaws]

12 minutes ago, posty said:

Useless television...

Do either one of you flags watch gladiator movies.  

[jerryskids]

Governor Walz, please explain your statement, "one person's socialism is another person's neighborliness."

[Sean Mooney]

A few guarantees for tonight:

 a full section on Walz lying about his military service.

 a full section on JD Vance spreading baseless claims

 a full section on the Middle East.

A full section on the middle class and inflation stuff.

Walz will do his double handed doofish wave at the crowd that is the human version of a dog seeing its owner arrive at home after work

Vance will stare at people giving off the full vibe of "Lifetime Original Movie villain who wants to kill a local shop owner because she won't sleep with him after the second date"

I also guarantee I won't be watching. MLB playoffs, NXT on CW debut, and horror movies all over TV as October kicks off. 

[purdygood]

Just now, Sean Mooney said:

A few guarantees for tonight:

 a full section on Walz lying about his military service.

 a full section on JD Vance spreading baseless claims

 a full section on the Middle East.

A full section on the middle class and inflation stuff.

Walz will do his double handed doofish wave at the crowd that is the human version of a dog seeing its owner arrive at home after work

Vance will stare at people giving off the full vibe of "Lifetime Original Movie villain who wants to kill a local shop owner because she won't sleep with him after the second date"

I also guarantee I won't be watching. MLB playoffs, NXT on CW debut, and horror movies all over TV as October kicks off. 

JD, how do you feel about couches? Tim, How do you feel about cackles?  These are the pressing issues American's need to know.

[RaiderHaters Revenge]

16 minutes ago, Mike Honcho said:

Question, since your job is basically to be a live heartbeat for a worst case scenario, what are you going to do with the next 4 years off? 

thats not a nice thing to say about Kamala

 

[Sean Mooney]

1 hour ago, purdygood said:

JD, how do you feel about couches? Tim, How do you feel about cackles?  These are the pressing issues American's need to know.

Exactly.

Also no matter what is said tonight the MAGAites will be here declaring a win for Vance, TimSketchy will declare it a win for Walz, Raiders will say something horribly tilted to one side and declare himself the most centrist person here, weepaws will quote a bible verse, and HT will say something not related to anything else going on in the thread but he will feel like he accomplished something before the mashed up pills in his applesauce send him to see the sandman. 

[purdygood]

Just now, Sean Mooney said:

Exactly.

Also no matter what is said tonight the MAGAites will be her declaring a win for Vance, TimSketchy will declare if a win for Walz, Raiders will say something horribly tilted to one side and declare himself the most centrist person here, weepaws will quote a bible verse, and HT will say something not related to anything else going on in the thread but he will feel like he accomplished something before the mashed up pills in his applesauce send him to see the sandman. 

I'm out of likes for the day, but well done.

[HotRod]

+800 if moderator asks Tampon Tim why he wants tampons in the boys bathroom

[purdygood]

Just now, HotRod said:

+800 if moderator asks Tampon Tim why he wants tampons in the boys bathroom

I think it's silly. But my answer would be "Well if my son's girlfriend needed one and he wanted to be a man and help her out, he would have easy access to doing her a favor" (the girl's room may be out)

[HotRod]

Just now, purdygood said:

I think it's silly. But my answer would be "Well if my son's girlfriend needed one and he wanted to be a man and help her out, he would have easy access to doing her a favor"

If your son is getting tampons for his GF you need to have a talk with him.

[thegeneral]

Female moderator presses JD on if he was born with it or maybe it’s Maybelline.

[purdygood]

Just now, HotRod said:

If your son is getting tampons for his GF you need to have a talk with him.

I don't have a son.   And I don't think tampons should be in the boy's restrooms either.   I'm just saying, how else can he answer?  It's a stupid question and stupid idea.  Maybe he should say "Tampon machines should be in Men's restrooms in case Donald Trump brings his Miss Teen Pageant girls in there to Grab Em by the P---y"

[jerryskids]

9 minutes ago, purdygood said:

I don't have a son.   And I don't think tampons should be in the boy's restrooms either.   I'm just saying, how else can he answer?  It's a stupid question and stupid idea.  Maybe he should say "Tampon machines should be in Men's restrooms in case Donald Trump brings his Miss Teen Pageant girls in there to Grab Em by the P---y"

It's not a stupid question, and the answer is to support girls who think they are boys.

[purdygood]

Just now, jerryskids said:

It's not a stupid question, and the answer is to support girls who think they are boys.

You think HS boys are mad if HS girls use their bathroom?  Literally the dumbest talking point ever.  When I was in HS I woulda been like "You know there is Tampons in there... that means we can go in together.........."

 

[thegeneral]

Ask him to explain this tampon in bathrooms policy so all you idiots who obsess about it can discuss.

[HotRod]

6 minutes ago, purdygood said:

You think HS boys are mad if HS girls use their bathroom?  Literally the dumbest talking point ever.  When I was in HS I woulda been like "You know there is Tampons in there... that means we can go in together.........."

 

Any time a chick wants to watch me piss it's an open invitation.

[The Real timschochet]

9 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

It's not a stupid question, and the answer is to support girls who think they are boys.

It is a stupid question. If asked all he has to say is “look I’m for rights for transgender folks. I’m not looking to hide that fact. But I also don’t think, with all the issues going on that affect most Americans, this is a subject that should be top of the list to discuss tonight, whether you agree with me or not. So can we move on?” 

[HotRod]

1 minute ago, The Real timschochet said:

It is a stupid question. If asked all he has to say is “look I’m for rights for transgender folks. I’m not looking to hide that fact. But I also don’t think, with all the issues going on that affect most Americans, this is a subject that should be top of the list to discuss tonight, whether you agree with me or not. So can we move on?” 

basically "Ignore my weird perversions because I don't want to talk about it"

[purdygood]

11 minutes ago, HotRod said:

Any time a chick wants to watch me piss it's an open invitation.

I brought a girl i just met into the bathroom at Harrah's next to the Toby Keith Bar/Grill in Vegas one time....  (I think it might be gone now) And someone (or the cameras saw us) we went into the stall and (did some things) security eventually came in... They detained and questioned her and just let me go.  I met her at the bar and Triple Dog Dared her.  Her friend was like "you have to go"

[MDC]

The mods should ask JD when his visa for Planet Earth expires.

[Fnord]

56 minutes ago, HotRod said:

If your son is getting tampons for his GF you need to have a talk with him.

Yeah. "Son, use protection." Because if he's willing to do that, she's putting out, or will be very soon.

[easilyscan]

1 hour ago, Sean Mooney said:

A few guarantees for tonight:

 a full section on Walz lying about his military service.

 a full section on JD Vance spreading baseless claims

 a full section on the Middle East.

A full section on the middle class and inflation stuff.

Walz will do his double handed doofish wave at the crowd that is the human version of a dog seeing its owner arrive at home after work

Vance will stare at people giving off the full vibe of "Lifetime Original Movie villain who wants to kill a local shop owner because she won't sleep with him after the second date"

I also guarantee I won't be watching. MLB playoffs, NXT on CW debut, and horror movies all over TV as October kicks off. 

As of today, you can add 1 more. Place it directly below lying about his military service.

https://alphanews.org/tim-walz-said-he-was-in-hong-kong-during-the-tiananmen-square-massacre-he-was-home-in-nebraska/

https://www.imagebam.com/view/MEWBAOY

 

[IGotWorms]

I feel like Vance is going to do a credible job tonight and surprise some people.

But it won’t matter, debates hardly matter much less VP debates. Let’s just get this damn election over with already 

[lickin_starfish]

Whoever promises to leave the border wide open and give all my tax money to Ukraine has my vote.

[HellToupee]

Oh boy

 

[Dizkneelande]

Walz looks like the type of guy who asks for consent before kissing a woman, then molests her son.

[iam90sbaby]

4 hours ago, jerryskids said:

Governor Walz, please explain your statement, "one person's socialism is another person's neighborliness."

Throw enough sh!t at the walz and eventually it sticks 

[jerryskids]

14 minutes ago, iam90sbaby said:

Throw enough sh!t at the walz and eventually it sticks 

IMO, Vance's job tonight is to define what Harris and Walz are.  They are intentionally trying to be candidates with undefined, amorphous positions.  But both have significantly Leftie positions in their past.  

[weepaws]

37 minutes ago, lickin_starfish said:

Whoever promises to leave the border wide open and give all my tax money to Ukraine has my vote.

How much tax money do you pay, that you can support Ukraine, might what to find a new CPA. 

[supermike80]

Baseball is on. This isnt even close to interesting

[jerryskids]

10 minutes ago, weepaws said:

How much tax money do you pay, that you can support Ukraine, might what to find a new CPA. 

He's being facetious. 

[purdygood]

56 minutes ago, lickin_starfish said:

Whoever promises to leave the border wide open and give all my tax money to Ukraine has my vote.

No one is stopping you from flying to Ukraine and giving them all your money.   Also no one is suggesting these policies. 

[seafoam1]

18 minutes ago, purdygood said:

No one is stopping you from flying to Ukraine and giving them all your money.   Also no one is suggesting these policies. 

Those policies have already been put in place by the libtards in charge in the US. What country do you live in? 

[purdygood]

6 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

Those policies have already been put in place by the libtards in charge in the US. What country do you live in? 

The already great country of America. 

[BunnysBastatrds]

4 hours ago, purdygood said:

I think it's silly. But my answer would be "Well if my son's girlfriend needed one and he wanted to be a man and help her out, he would have easy access to doing her a favor" (the girl's room may be out)

 Allota Vagina agrees with this

[purdygood]

1 minute ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Allota Vagina agrees with this

Great name for Trump voting incels to google on P0rnHvb and jerk off to.