The Official Week 2 FU Thread

[Gratefulegg1973]

Yeah it's early, but these scrubs are off to a great start...

Here's my top 4 picks in a league:

Lamb

Jonathan Taylor

Chase Brown

Tyreek

LOL.  Losers.  F them all

[ric0]

Focks out to Lamb, C Brown, and Garrett Wilson.  Kamara you suck too.

[Gratefulegg1973]

Oh cool, Burrow (who was my 5th pick in that league) is now out!  

[Maximum Overkill]

Trevor Lawrence is putrid  

[easilyscan]

19 minutes ago, Gratefulegg1973 said:

Oh cool, Burrow (who was my 5th pick in that league) is now out!  

I feel your pain.

[Gratefulegg1973]

How in the flying F does Derrick Henry have 5 yards at halftime?

I'm done with Brian Thomas Jr.  Until he stops banging Trevor's wife he's unstartable.

DJ Moore is a has been.  FU

[easilyscan]

J. Browning passed to M. Tinsley to the right for 13 yard touchdown

This helps no one FU

[Maximum Overkill]

Scatteboo is absolutely horrendous 

[easilyscan]

2 minutes ago, Maximum Overkill said:

Scatteboo is absolutely horrendous 

What would you expect from someone whose name starts with another word for fecal matter

[Maximum Overkill]

8 minutes ago, easilyscan said:

What would you expect from someone whose name starts with another word for fecal matter

Truth  

[LaChup]

FU Tyler Robinson. You're a born loser!

[Maximum Overkill]

5 minutes ago, LaChup said:

FU Tyler Robinson. You're a born loser!

He's caught 2 balls. He was a tight end but now he's a wide receiver. 

[Jeebus]

Toss out another FU to brown and lamb. Just because. 

[polecatt]

FU to 

CeeDee Lamb and Justin Fields!

[uwmalcolm]

Fock you Chase Brown 

[mattman7168]

Blake fockin' Corum! What's up with Kyren? F them both!

[LVSaint429]

F U to Steelers defense. Overrrated

[Showboat]

1 hour ago, LVSaint429 said:

F U to Steelers defense. Overrrated

No doubt - it's actually tempting to target them next week with the likes of Rhamondre.

[Showboat]

FU to Sutton - thanks for the 6 yards.

[uwmalcolm]

FU Sutton and Engram. And indirectly Nix and Payton. 

[SUXBNME]

2 hours ago, polecatt said:

FU to 

CeeDee Lamb 

Still?

[Super Cubs]

DeVonte Smith 

[polecatt]

23 minutes ago, SUXBNME said:

Still?

He's redeemed himself a bit

[Maximum Overkill]

When did Troy Franklin becoming Jerry Rice? 

[LaChup]

Fock you Dobbins! You team hopping, goal line stealing, SOB!

[ianmidd]

Me.

For thinking the Lions O-line would take longer to gel and starting Fields instead of Goff and for thinking that Odunze wouldn't maintain his production from week 1.

 

 

[purplengold47]

F U jj McCharty!!! 5 pts really???? primetime game and you gave me 5 pts I just need a decent game from you and I should't have to be worried about tonights game.

[Maximum Overkill]

2 hours ago, purplengold47 said:

F U jj McCharty!!! 5 pts really???? primetime game and you gave me 5 pts I just need a decent game from you and I should't have to be worried about tonights game.

He killed me in a Dynasty League 

[uwmalcolm]

FU Hampton! 

[Bills04]

On 9/14/2025 at 6:13 PM, Showboat said:

FU to Sutton - thanks for the 6 yards.

I lost my week by 0.34..  Effing Sutton should be on a milk carton, he was missing so badly.

[Maximum Overkill]

3 hours ago, Bills04 said:

lost my week by 0.34

That's the worst. I'd rather get blown out. 

Nobody seen that coming though. I thought Sutton would get 12 points by accident. 

[rotisserieking]

On 9/15/2025 at 10:45 AM, ianmidd said:

Me.

For thinking the Lions O-line would take longer to gel and starting Fields instead of Goff and for thinking that Odunze wouldn't maintain his production from week 1.

 

 

Add me to the 'not benching Odunze for the foreseeable future' camp. Started Mike Evans over him both weeks. Won't happen this week.

[Jeebus]

Sutton f'ed me too, along with Hampton. I think both of them will be riding the pine until I see something promising. 

[polecatt]

On 9/14/2025 at 2:36 PM, Gratefulegg1973 said:

How in the flying F does Derrick Henry have 5 yards at halftime?

I'm done with Brian Thomas Jr.  Until he stops banging Trevor's wife he's unstartable.

DJ Moore is a has been.  FU

Could this be the year? 

He hits the wall...

[weepaws]

Henry rushing yards are greater after two games this season over last season.  I think it shows a big difference between Buffalo rush def and the Browns.  

[easilyscan]

On 9/16/2025 at 6:03 PM, weepaws said:

Henry rushing yards are greater after two games this season over last season.  I think it shows a big difference between Buffalo rush def and the Browns.  

Rushing Defense

#	TEAM	RUSH YARDS ALLOWED AVG.	RUSH TD ALLOWED
1	Browns	45.5	1
2	Packers	48.5	0
3	Patriots	58.5	1
4	Raiders	70.5	0
5	Buccaneers	76.5	2