What Five Words Can Get You Laid

[BunnysBastatrds]

 One night stand pretty darlin 

[The Real timschochet]

I’m not a Trump fan. 

[seafoam1]

12 minutes ago, The Real timschochet said:

I’m not a Trump fan. 

Well, if you are going for drunk pigs, then maybe that would work. 

[MikeMatt]

Walk tall carry big stick

[BunnysBastatrds]

 Can I Have Your Pudding 

[MikeMatt]

2 hours ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Can I Have Share Your Pudding 

6 words. Jerk off instead. No poosay for you

[Fnord]

I'm a feminist. I swear!

[jerryskids]

Hi, I am independently wealthy.

 

[Tree of Knowledge]

8 hours ago, The Real timschochet said:

I’m not a Trump fan. 

I don’t think the OP wanted gay sechs pickup lines.  

[BunnysBastatrds]

I’ve got fudge Lane Bryant

[The Real timschochet]

1 hour ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

I don’t think the OP wanted gay sechs pickup lines.  

I know you guys think I’m joking about this but I’m not. Studies have been done: a majority of women will not date Trump supporters: 

https://www.newsweek.com/majority-women-wont-date-trump-supporter-1981708

That was from November of last year. There’s been more studies done since that time and it’s only grown. For most women MAGA is a turn off. This is why when I joked a few years ago that most MAGA women were ugly there was just a kernel of truth to it. Most good looking women are liberal. That’s always been the case. 

[TheNewGirl]

5 minutes ago, The Real timschochet said:

I know you guys think I’m joking about this but I’m not. Studies have been done: a majority of women will not date Trump supporters: 

https://www.newsweek.com/majority-women-wont-date-trump-supporter-1981708

That was from November of last year. There’s been more studies done since that time and it’s only grown. For most women MAGA is a turn off. This is why when I joked a few years ago that most MAGA women were ugly there was just a kernel of truth to it. Most good looking women are liberal. That’s always been the case. 

If using this site as an example, I wouldn't date any of you regardless of your political party. 

 

 

[The Real timschochet]

Just now, TheNewGirl said:

If using this site as an example, I wouldn't date any of you regardless of your political party. 

 

 

Well, who can blame you for that? 

[BunnysBastatrds]

2 hours ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

I don’t think the OP wanted gay sechs pickup lines.  

You want to go downtown 

[Hardcore troubadour]

6 minutes ago, TheNewGirl said:

If using this site as an example, I wouldn't date any of you regardless of your political party. 

 

 

Are you from Tennessee? 

[Cdub100]

I'm a full on rapist

[MikeMatt]

12 minutes ago, Cdub100 said:

I'm a full on rapist

Is that like a Baptist only you Fock Shiit ?

[Cdub100]

Just now, MikeMatt said:

Is that like a Baptist only you Fock Shiit ?

I meant to say: I am a rich philantropist.

[MikeMatt]

8 minutes ago, Cdub100 said:

I meant to say: I am a rich philantropist.

I thought you forgot to log out as weepaws. 

[TBayXXXVII]

1 hour ago, The Real timschochet said:

I know you guys think I’m joking about this but I’m not. Studies have been done: a majority of women will not date Trump supporters: 

https://www.newsweek.com/majority-women-wont-date-trump-supporter-1981708

That was from November of last year. There’s been more studies done since that time and it’s only grown. For most women MAGA is a turn off. This is why when I joked a few years ago that most MAGA women were ugly there was just a kernel of truth to it. Most good looking women are liberal. That’s always been the case. 

Just more evidence to support my assertion that the worst political party to ever exist on the planet, is the current version of the Democrat party.  Thanks.  Surprised it came from you.

[The Real timschochet]

3 minutes ago, TBayXXXVII said:

Just more evidence to support my assertion that the worst political party to ever exist on the planet, is the current version of the Democrat party.  Thanks.  Surprised it came from you.

OK. 
 

if I was given the choice to attend two ragers tonight, one held by liberals, the other by MAGA I know which one I’m going to. 

[5-Points]

2 hours ago, The Real timschochet said:

I know you guys think I’m joking about this but I’m not. Studies have been done: a majority of women will not date Trump supporters: 

https://www.newsweek.com/majority-women-wont-date-trump-supporter-1981708

That was from November of last year. There’s been more studies done since that time and it’s only grown. For most women MAGA is a turn off. This is why when I joked a few years ago that most MAGA women were ugly there was just a kernel of truth to it. Most good looking women are liberal. That’s always been the case. 

Well the majority of "women" on your side of the aisle are actually men. So I'm good. 

[Hardcore troubadour]

1 hour ago, The Real timschochet said:

OK. 
 

if I was given the choice to attend two ragers tonight, one held by liberals, the other by MAGA I know which one I’m going to. 

Why would you be invited to a rager? 

[TBayXXXVII]

1 hour ago, The Real timschochet said:

OK. 
 

if I was given the choice to attend two ragers tonight, one held by liberals, the other by MAGA I know which one I’m going to. 

Not really sure you'd have an option.  If it were tonight, there'd only be one held by liberals.  MAGA's party wouldn't be on a Wednesday night... we have to work tomorrow.

[TheNewGirl]

22 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Why would you be invited to a rager? 

Who the fock still calls parties "ragers?" 

[easilyscan]

Any fries with that shake ?

[Fnord]

5 hours ago, TheNewGirl said:

If using this site as an example, I wouldn't date any of you regardless of your political party. 

 

 

I always thought you were smart. Confirmed. I wouldn't date any of these schmucks either.

[BunnysBastatrds]

10 minutes ago, Fnord said:

I always thought you were smart. Confirmed. I wouldn't date any of these schmucks either.

 Blasphemy

[Mark Davis]

5 hours ago, The Real timschochet said:

I know you guys think I’m joking about this but I’m not. Studies have been done: a majority of women will not date Trump supporters: 

https://www.newsweek.com/majority-women-wont-date-trump-supporter-1981708

That was from November of last year. There’s been more studies done since that time and it’s only grown. For most women MAGA is a turn off. This is why when I joked a few years ago that most MAGA women were ugly there was just a kernel of truth to it. Most good looking women are liberal. That’s always been the case. 

You clearly have never been to any SEC campuses where more women are conservative and also quite hot.
 

Either way we have a huge gender gap. Studies have shown indeed younger people are more alone these days. I have hired students before and I have seen some girls post those type things locally as well. But in all honesty they post such angry stuff I feel sorry for any man who would date them whether on the left or right. Even if the guy agreed with them politically, who would want to date someone so miserable?  If you let your politics drive those life decisions you truly are mentally set up for an unstable and rough existence. There’s been times my wife has voted differently than I have and neither one of us talked anything about it beyond knowing each other did so. I think TDS is going to have to become a recognized condition. 

[Hardcore troubadour]

2 hours ago, TheNewGirl said:

Who the fock still calls parties "ragers?" 

Try hards. 

[League Champion]

19 hours ago, The Real timschochet said:

I’m not a Trump fan. 

Only if you're a Tranny, which you are. 

[seafoam1]

9 hours ago, The Real timschochet said:

I know you guys think I’m joking about this but I’m not. Studies have been done: a majority of women will not date Trump supporters: 

https://www.newsweek.com/majority-women-wont-date-trump-supporter-1981708

That was from November of last year. There’s been more studies done since that time and it’s only grown. For most women MAGA is a turn off. This is why when I joked a few years ago that most MAGA women were ugly there was just a kernel of truth to it. Most good looking women are liberal. That’s always been the case. 

Yeah, and you get all the drunk libs that are broke like you. Congrats on your wedding. 

[League Champion]

8 minutes ago, seafoam1 said:

a majority of women will not date Trump supporters: 

Fat, hairy, nose ring wearing, blue haired smelly Liberal Women. 

Conservative Women date real Men and Trannies date Liberals