FU Week 5

[ric0]

FU Tolbert with your goose egg

Focks out to wandale and garrett wilson for a combined 5pts

[LVSaint429]

FU to Geno Smith. 4 targets for Jack Bech & 3 to Ian Thomas, while Jakobi Meyers gets 1??? No wonder you suck

[Gratefulegg1973]

Who in the flying is A. Okwabeguezwxyn, and why is he being peppered w targets instead of Myers?

[Gratefulegg1973]

And how in the hell does Barkley only have 5 carries?? 

[Bills04]

0MFG..  I lost 128 to 127 - BECAUSE EMERI EMERCADO PURPOSELY FUMBLED *BEFORE* CROSSING THE GOAL LINE?!  :-0

 

That was an 8 point swing - no 6-pt TD, and -2 for the fumble..  2nd loss in past 4 weeks by < 2 points.

[Gratefulegg1973]

FU Xavier Worthy.  Apparently you got hurt on the plane ride to Jacksonville?  lol.  This season can't get any more comical

[nobody]

1 hour ago, Bills04 said:

0MFG..  I lost 128 to 127 - BECAUSE EMERI EMERCADO PURPOSELY FUMBLED *BEFORE* CROSSING THE GOAL LINE?!  :-0

 

That was an 8 point swing - no 6-pt TD, and -2 for the fumble..  2nd loss in past 4 weeks by < 2 points.

I need 7 points from shakir just overcome that.  Smfh

[Jeebus]

Ertz. One f'n target. Zero points. That one really hurt.

[rotisserieking]

FU to the entire industry of 'experts' who claimed Woody Marks was this week's WW God. Dropped Dowdle to pick him up (ouch) and started him over Rhamandre (double ouch). Can still win with 15.4 from Mahomes tonight.

On the good side I tuned out the Ja'Maar Chase noise and ran with him so that was nice.

[nobody]

I'm not one for FUs usually, but I lost a game in a league because Demercardo couldn't be bothered to finish the last 10 yards of a play so he could show how cool he is.

Too bad it didn't go his way.  I'm sure everyone would've been talking about how cool he looked slowing down for the last 10 yards and dropping the ball an inch over the goal line.  He could've pulled the Al Bundy... "one time I had a TD and I was so far ahead I just slowed down for the last 10 yards.  And get this... get this.  I also dropped the ball the millisecond I crossed the goal line.  How cool is that!?!?!"

 

[rotisserieking]

1 hour ago, nobody said:

I'm not one for FUs usually, but I lost a game in a league because Demercardo couldn't be bothered to finish the last 10 yards of a play so he could show how cool he is.

I simply don't understand the mentality of these morons dropping the ball as you cross. I mean, what's the point really? If anything do the old Deion and high step it across. Unless you only want people to talk about how stupid you are and why you deserve to be the 3rd string RB.

[weepaws]

1 hour ago, rotisserieking said:

I simply don't understand the mentality of these morons dropping the ball as you cross. I mean, what's the point really? If anything do the old Deion and high step it across. Unless you only want people to talk about how stupid you are and why you deserve to be the 3rd string RB.

Agreed.  

[Bills04]

On 10/5/2025 at 7:27 PM, Bills04 said:

0MFG..  I lost 128 to 127 - BECAUSE EMERI EMERCADO PURPOSELY FUMBLED *BEFORE* CROSSING THE GOAL LINE?!  :-0

 

That was an 8 point swing - no 6-pt TD, and -2 for the fumble..  2nd loss in past 4 weeks by < 2 points.

 

Update:  I was the #3 scorer of the week, and I went up against the #2.  If you consider the 8-point swing on THAT PLAY, I'd have been the high-scorer of the week in my league..  Just having one of those seasons..  I did see a Twitter / X video, where the ARI Head Coach "lit him up," and even physically jostled with him at least twice, when Demercado returned to the sidelines.  Glad to see that.

[nobody]

They should do that Full Metal Jacket soap treatment for these guys that can't be bothered to finish scoring.

[weepaws]

17 hours ago, Bills04 said:

 

Update:  I was the #3 scorer of the week, and I went up against the #2.  If you consider the 8-point swing on THAT PLAY, I'd have been the high-scorer of the week in my league..  Just having one of those seasons..  I did see a Twitter / X video, where the ARI Head Coach "lit him up," and even physically jostled with him at least twice, when Demercado returned to the sidelines.  Glad to see that.

Team fined the coach 100,000 for get on him for that stupid decision, I think that’s a bs thing for the team to do, they should make the player pay up.  

[JagFan]

21 hours ago, weepaws said:

Team fined the coach 100,000 for get on him for that stupid decision, I think that’s a bs thing for the team to do, they should make the player pay up.  

Deshaun Jackson said that wasn’t a fumble.