The Official Week 8 FU Thread

[Gratefulegg1973]

For starters, FU Lamar.  Be a man and play the game you sissy.

FU Quentin Johnston.  Thanks for the goose egg thursday night.  I could have put myself in my lineup and got the same result.  

FU Cinci coaching.  Chase Brown FINALLY has some nice runs and gets you to the goal line.  Naturally you then have 62 year old Flacco QB sneak for the TD.  

May as well send a FU out to DeVonta Smith while I'm at it.  This twerp has burned me for years and I'm sure today will be no different

[ric0]

+1 on fockin up Chase Brown

another to Quinshon for 1.1 points 

[uwmalcolm]

Kindly fock off, Mason Taylor

[Gratefulegg1973]

FU Shanahan.  CMAC had 2 touches in the first half?  lol

And FU Skataboo.  Him getting hurt may  cost me $75,000 on DK

[DonS]

FU Mooney.   (yes my WR situation is dire if I'm starting this stiff) 

[BufordT]

I already have bye week problems and now Bijan himself decided this was his bye week as well.  FU Byejan

[DonS]

C'mon Mayfield.  You've gone from potential MVP to this sh1tty first half performance? 

[Super Cubs]

FU Bacon Mayfield 

[Nomad99]

To the Chinese 18 levels of Hell for Bijan & Mooney. Screw the God's for taking Skattebo & Judkins from me today

[Maximum Overkill]

43 minutes ago, Nomad99 said:

Screw the God's for taking Skattebo & Judkins from me today 

Damn, that's a tough one. I feel for ya. 

[Gratefulegg1973]

FU Dallas for being the most pathetic organization in football. Even in a blowout loss, his Javontae is almost outscoring my Dak and Ceedee.  lo

[LVSaint429]

FU to Atlanta’s defense getting smoked at home by Miami & Tua Turntheballova. They give me -6 today while I passed on the Chargers who could’ve given me 18. That 24 point swing cost me from being 8-0

Update: Tucker Kraft saves the day! Needed 24, he comes up with 29.8

[rotisserieking]

FU to the Falcons for not being able to get Bijan 125+ and then to give the lone rushing TD to focking Allgeier. Seriously?

[Bills04]

Ugh..  I'm up 131 to 124, but opponent has Samuel & Ertz on MNF.

 

BECAUSE: 1) Egbuka dropped a TD pass, AND 2) Sutton dropped a TD pass.  AND - Sutton also had a TD called-back, because he pushed off.  Oh, and Saquon tweaked his hammy, so I lost out on ANOTHER 100 yards that Bigsby had..

[Ray_T]

18 hours ago, DonS said:

C'mon Mayfield.  You've gone from potential MVP to this sh1tty first half performance? 

I'm in a league where you play multiple teams each week.  I would have run the table if Baker put up 15-18 fantasy points  instead I get 7.5 points.   what was going to be a fantastic week turned into just a good week.

I suppose I shouldnt complain but this stiff only seems to have good weeks when he is on my bench.

[Showboat]

2 hours ago, Bills04 said:

 AND - Sutton also had a TD called-back, because he pushed off.  

It wasn't a push off, but a pick play.  It seemed to me like the defender ran into to the other receiver - not sure the receiver should have the obligation to get out of the defenders way.

[DonS]

2 hours ago, Ray_T said:

I'm in a league where you play multiple teams each week.  I would have run the table if Baker put up 15-18 fantasy points  instead I get 7.5 points.   what was going to be a fantastic week turned into just a good week.

I suppose I shouldnt complain but this stiff only seems to have good weeks when he is on my bench.

Let me know when you're benching him

 

[Ramrock]

Tyler Kraft killed me , he did however push off on the first Td.

[rotisserieking]

3 minutes ago, Ramrock said:

Tyler Kraft killed me , he did however push off on the first Td.

And on that crazy 59 yard catch. Clearly pushed that DB out of the way with a full extension of the arm. Packers definitely had the refs on their side last night. That offsides no-call was embarrassing. 

[Bills04]

4 hours ago, Showboat said:

It wasn't a push off, but a pick play.  It seemed to me like the defender ran into to the other receiver - not sure the receiver should have the obligation to get out of the defenders way.

Ah .. thanks for that.  I didn't watch the game, was going off a Rotoworld summary.  Still sucks for me, though.  I'll likely lose this week.

[Beaker15]

F Mariota for outscoring Mahommes in a must win game for me

[weepaws]

1 hour ago, Beaker15 said:

F Mariota for outscoring Mahommes in a must win game for me

Good job, and congrats 

[purplengold47]

15 hours ago, Beaker15 said:

F Mariota for outscoring Mahommes in a must win game for me

I second this, FUCKK YOUUU Mariota for throwing an int with 12 secs left, my team was leading 95% of the time until u threw that int, lost by a 1.2 pts.

[rotisserieking]

11 minutes ago, purplengold47 said:

I second this, FUCKK YOUUU Mariota for throwing an int with 12 secs left, my team was leading 95% of the time until u threw that int, lost by a 1.2 pts.

I was down by 2.8 coming into the game with Mahomes, and was still losing at halftime. What a bizarre first half, glad they got their sh!t together.

I wonder if Aikman would like back his second quarter "Mariotta is doing everything he can to win this game" comment