MikeMatt 383 Posted yesterday at 04:39 PM like for instance I’ll start…… “We’re on a mission from God” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 6,027 Posted yesterday at 04:41 PM "What would you say you do here?" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Meglamaniac 793 Posted yesterday at 04:43 PM I'm your Hucklyberry Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BufordT 440 Posted yesterday at 04:48 PM Try not to live up to all my expectations. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Ron_Artest 2,251 Posted yesterday at 04:49 PM Just saved you 2 months of beating Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HellToupee 2,249 Posted yesterday at 04:56 PM In the parlance of our times Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 6,027 Posted yesterday at 04:59 PM "Funny how, like a clown? I amuse you?" 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiffTannen 1,132 Posted yesterday at 05:39 PM You caused 300 bucks' damage to my car, you sonofabtich, And I'm gonna take it outta your ass 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
supermike80 2,093 Posted yesterday at 05:40 PM "Ill alert the media" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Drizzay 746 Posted yesterday at 05:40 PM Self-realization. I was thinking of the immortal words of Socrates, who said, “... I drank what?” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BiffTannen 1,132 Posted yesterday at 05:44 PM Did you notice a sign out in front of my house that said "Dead N***** Storage"? 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,596 Posted yesterday at 06:00 PM Let's go get sushi and not pay. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Mike Honcho 5,445 Posted yesterday at 06:03 PM All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain. You're gonna need a bigger boat. If my calculations are correct, when this baby hits 88 miles per hour... you're gonna see some serious sh!t. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
WhiteWonder 2,931 Posted yesterday at 06:15 PM There was a firefight! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BufordT 440 Posted yesterday at 06:18 PM You know we're sitting on 4 million pounds of fuel, one nuclear weapon and a thing that has 270,000 moving parts built by the lowest bidder. Makes you feel good, doesn't it? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 3,440 Posted yesterday at 06:19 PM So-crates. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 3,440 Posted yesterday at 06:20 PM It doesn't suck. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
seafoam1 3,440 Posted yesterday at 06:21 PM 1 hour ago, MikeMatt said: like for instance I’ll start…… “We’re on a mission from God” "Don't you blaspheme in here!" Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fnord 2,534 Posted yesterday at 06:43 PM There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. And I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
weepaws 3,358 Posted yesterday at 06:46 PM My God, My God, why has thou forsaken Me? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Gladiators 2,033 Posted yesterday at 06:47 PM Say what one more god damn time. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 6,027 Posted yesterday at 06:51 PM "Brawndo has what plants crave. It has Electrolytes." And related, "Water? You mean like in the toilet?" And lastly, "Go away. I'm Batin'." Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Strike 6,027 Posted yesterday at 06:51 PM 4 minutes ago, Gladiators said: Say what one more god damn time. What? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,612 Posted yesterday at 07:00 PM “What’s in the box?” Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMatt 383 Posted yesterday at 07:14 PM 12 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said: “What’s in the box?” Come on Bro don’t disappoint me - You’ve been quoting the same movie for 20 years !! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
HellToupee 2,249 Posted yesterday at 07:19 PM give me that booze, you little pumpkin pie, hair-cutted freak Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,612 Posted yesterday at 07:58 PM 40 minutes ago, MikeMatt said: Come on Bro don’t disappoint me - You’ve been quoting the same movie for 20 years !! 1975 Mercedes 350, 23000:dollars…That’s tooo fawking high. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,612 Posted yesterday at 08:03 PM Jacuzzi? We had to fart in the tub to get a jacuzzi. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,612 Posted yesterday at 08:05 PM How much for one rib? Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,612 Posted yesterday at 08:06 PM It’s the luck of the Irish. And I’m not Irish Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
MikeMatt 383 Posted yesterday at 08:17 PM 18 minutes ago, BunnysBastatrds said: 1975 Mercedes 350, 23000:dollars…That’s tooo fawking high. Hollywood Knights - D!ck/punch !!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,612 Posted yesterday at 08:19 PM Just now, MikeMatt said: Hollywood Knights - D!ck/punch !!!! And ughhh, introducing the One Armed Violinist Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
dain11279 980 Posted 23 hours ago Shut the fock up Donny Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,612 Posted 23 hours ago Ratt farts!!! Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Herbivore 1,198 Posted 23 hours ago For the greater good Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,612 Posted 23 hours ago Im gonna take that bat and shove it your ass and turn you into a popsicle 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
SUXBNME 1,596 Posted 23 hours ago 3 hours ago, Fnord said: There is nothing in the world more helpless and irresponsible and depraved than a man in the depths of an ether binge. And I knew we'd get into that rotten stuff pretty soon. I liked the book a lot better, but yea. Love me some Hunter Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fnord 2,534 Posted 23 hours ago 3 minutes ago, SUXBNME said: I liked the book a lot better, but yea. Love me some Hunter Amen. Buy the ticket, take the ride. Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
Fireballer 2,678 Posted 22 hours ago 15 is my limit on schnitzengruben. 1 Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
BunnysBastatrds 2,612 Posted 22 hours ago I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue Share this post Link to post Share on other sites
