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dogcows
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This man lost all support from his party for 4 accusations of sexual misconduct. The current president has 23 accusations, some from minors. And the Republicans still love him.

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He just resigned from Congress

Caine Mutiny
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He’s pretty much the only one who looks consistently good in this thread. 

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The unsubstantiated smear campaign against Swalwell begins. ⬆️

You can tell the MAGA crowd is worried he will be the next California governor. 

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What happened to always believe women?

Democrats never said that, that was a Republican spin or mischaracterization of what was actually said. 

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44 minutes ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

What happened to always believe women?

:lol:

you’ve got the wrong guy there when it comes to women. I get the vibe that straight women and lesbos are in the same boat. Just a hunch 

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Pork Chop Porter warming up in the bullpen! Oh wait, she’s a domestic abuser.  They better get somebody fast. 

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2 minutes ago, HellToupee said:

:lol:

you’ve got the wrong guy there when it comes to women. I get the vibe that straight women and lesbos are in the same boat. Just a hunch 

Lesbos? Can't resist a slur can you? But maybe not surprising from the guy who made a "No Homo" disclaimer in a recent thread after he said he liked the Elvis documentary. 

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5 hours ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Pork Chop Porter warming up in the bullpen! Oh wait, she’s a domestic abuser.  They better get somebody fast. 

I heard she’s gone full lezzie

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24 minutes ago, HellToupee said:

I heard she’s gone full lezzie

As opposed to going part lezzie? 

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7 hours ago, squistion said:

The unsubstantiated smear campaign against Swalwell begins. ⬆️

You can tell the MAGA crowd is worried he will be the next California governor. 

 

Alright I'm going to try to make a long story short here: my neighbor was recently taken by a group of about six bro-jammers.

 

My neighbor has always been kind of a weird guy, but he's not a bad person and I've never wished anything on him like this. I think he just got in over his head with this new crew he's hanging out with. They're not good people. On the outside they act like your regular DudeBros, but you can tell something is immediately wrong with them. They're too projective of the frat boy/DudeBro lifestyle, and it's obvious it's a front for their bro-jamming. This will be more obvious in the following story about how I noticed things were wrong.

 

First, my neighbor invited my girlfriend and I to a party at the bro-jammer house. Immediately I knew these guys were up to no good: they all wore sideways or backwards baseball caps, and there wasn't a single tucked-in shirt at the party (some of them were not wearing shirts at all). Also, they were wearing a lot of cargo shorts and crocs. In general, I get the feeling that they were trying too hard to impersonate the frat boy look. They also attempted to pull off the 'no homo' act a lot. They would constantly do things like lick each others' nipples, or hug each other, and say 'no homo' as a cover for it. One of them tried to touch my ass, and my girlfriend saw it and noticed I was becoming uncomfortable. So I sat down on the couch and had my girlfriend sit in my lap, as a sort of ward against the bro-jammers mischief.

 

This gave me a good vantage point to observe how they were treating my neighbor. My neighbor doesn't seem like he's had a lot of friends, so he was probably excited to get with a new group. These guys, though, are no good to him. They started drinking lite beers, and playing drinking games. My neighbor was constantly the butt of their reindeer games. One bro-jammer would poor beer down the back of my neighbor's shirt, and another would drink the run-off as it exited his clothing. Another time my neighbor went to do a keg stand, and multiple bro-jammers put their fingers in his mouth while he was trying to chug the lite beer out of a keg. Throughout the night more shirts came off and they started getting rutty. Dry humping, play wrestling, the general activities that clued me in that this was no ordinary group of friends.

 

I got up from the couch after this and tried to warn my neighbor, but he ignored me. I'm not sure if he knew what he was getting into, or if he did know and just didn't care. Eventually my girlfriend whispered that she wanted to leave, as things were getting uncomfortable. The bro-jammers were already taking pictures of themselves hugging without shirts on and sitting in each others' laps. I agreed, and we headed towards the door. We hurried out of the house, when we heard a banging on the window.

 

We turned, and saw my neighbor pressed up against the glass with three bro-jammers leaning into him. They waved at us, except for my neighbor, who I could clearly see the look of humiliation and terror in his eyes. One of the bro-jammers slipped a hand down the front of my neighbor's cargo shorts, and my girlfriend and I fled the scene. She was wearing heels so I had to carry her in my arms, we didn't look back. The bro-jamming had begun. They were going to bro-jam my neighbor, and there was nothing we could do about it.

 

This was over the weekend, and I haven't seen my neighbor since then. I'm worried he may be taking the event harshly, as he's usually an outgoing sort of person. My girlfriend won't speak to me about that night we spent at the bro-jammer house. I still need to talk to someone about it, though.

 

The look on my neighbor's face, when that hand forced its way down his pants, is probably going to stay with me for a long time.

 

Here are my questions and concerns about the event

 

Do you think my neighbor okay with it? He ignored my attempts to get him to leave, but he clearly didn't want what was coming to him.

 

Should I have stayed longer? I was more concerned with getting my girlfriend and myself to safety. I feel like I abandoned my neighbor.

 

Have you had any experiences with bro-jammers? Are there any bro-jammers on this forum? What exactly is the appeal of this lifestyle?

 

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On 4/1/2026 at 7:08 AM, squistion said:

The unsubstantiated smear campaign against Swalwell begins. ⬆️

You can tell the MAGA crowd is worried he will be the next California governor. 

Still didn’t find your post about the unsubstantiated smears against Trump. But I’m sure I’ll find it. Meanwhile this guy was actually banging a Chinese spy. That is substantiated 

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Still didn’t find your post about the unsubstantiated smears against Trump.

Probably because there haven't been any. 😂

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4 hours ago, Fnord said:

I've never heard of Bro-jammers and I'm at work so don't wanna do a search. WTF are they?

Read the story, dopey 

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12 hours ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Swallwell is dirty as hell. 

Butt Ugly dude. Probably couldn’t get any action until he got in a position of power over women.  Now he’s angry and vengeful. Classic serial rapist origin story.  Sad he is a hero because he hates Trump. More than likely due to Trump’s Midas touch with women.  Swallwell is a Jealous psychopath.  

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35 minutes ago, The Psychic Observer said:

For comparison what dudes are you attracted to?

Angry short guys from New Jersey who have no allegiance to their football team. 

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On 4/3/2026 at 7:12 AM, Tree of Knowledge said:

Butt Ugly dude. Probably couldn’t get any action until he got in a position of power over women.  Now he’s angry and vengeful. Classic serial rapist origin story.  Sad he is a hero because he hates Trump. More than likely due to Trump’s Midas touch with women.  Swallwell is a Jealous psychopath.  

A whole lot of subtext going on here.

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4 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

The democrats are doing this to him. FYI. 

I think they've wanted him out of that race for quite awhile.  He can't seem to take the hint.

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Nothing allegedly about it.

Nothing factual about it either, all there is are unproven allegations.

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