What can you say about your Xmas Stocking but not about your wife/GF ?

[MikeMatt 444]

I can but my whole foot in the hole !

[Alias Detective 1,467]

It’s all stretched out.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,671]

 Its not hung

[MikeMatt 444]

1 hour ago, BunnysBastatrds said:

 Its not hung

You want your wife or GF to be hung ? WTF

[edjr 6,955]

It's red and all beat up

[Fnord 2,603]

Hey, babe, Merry Christmas! I'ma flip you upside down and see what falls out.

[Fnord 2,603]

There's no way I can stuff this in there.

[Fnord 2,603]

This old thing is looking pretty ragged, you might need to hem it up.

[BunnysBastatrds 2,671]

 There’s a gift certificate for Goodyears since there no tread left on the tire

[MikeMatt 444]

By the end of Xmas it smells like a wet dirty sock - I get a new one every year- gets expensive