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3 minutes ago, Gratefulegg1973 said:

Playoff life on the line.  Tonight, I have Dak & CeeDeeCoy.  He has Gibbs and Pickens.

So FU Dak.  I realize you and Pickens have entered into a sexual relationship, but how about at least looking Lamb's way once in a while?

Well that escalated quickly...

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FU Goff. 

You took all of the 1st quarter off last week but managed to rebound.   Gonna need a similar effort to salvage what is shaping up to be a mediocre outing w #1 seed on the line.

Also FU to the NFL for scheduling a BYE week for the last week of fantasy regular season. :mad:

 

Posted
1 hour ago, Super Cubs said:

FU Amon-Ra 8 points is good for the first half but its time to turn it up and be the stud I drafted you to be.

I lost a game by less than 2 points last week because Amon got a 0.  Guess who my opponent had, Jameson Williams to take all those targets.  Be happy with the 8

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Non ppr, I had Goff and St Brown, on my ppr team, I have Jameson.   Outstanding 

Posted
7 hours ago, Dashow28 said:

I lost a game by less than 2 points last week because Amon got a 0.  Guess who my opponent had, Jameson Williams to take all those targets.  Be happy with the 8

I lost by 10 last week and that would have put me in the playoffs. 15.2 total I'm not mad just disappointed. 

And  a early FU to DeVonta Smith I already know he's going to disappoint me

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FU to Brandon Aubrey for getting 40 fantasy points as a kicker vs my team in a must win matchup before playoffs.

FU to CeeDee Lamb for not protecting his body and nearly breaking his spine; on that concussion jump. It would have been nice if you got like 15 more points; to offset Aubrey and his 400 fricking million points.

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FU Pickens! Thanks for the 6.2 points in a must win to get the 1st round bye. 

FU Gibbs! 3 F'ing TDs for my opponent to help seal his 1st round bye.

FU to me 3 years ago (dynasty) believing that Bijan was the MUST HAVE RB talent of the century and taking him over Gibbs, who then went to said opponent with the very next pick!

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Fock you Cowboys offense for not converting more TDs. My Pickens props failed and more importantly my opponent doubled up my Montgomery points with his effing Brandon Aubrey kicker points. I hate kickers.

Posted
2 hours ago, mattman7168 said:

FU Pickens! Thanks for the 6.2 points in a must win to get the 1st round bye. 

FU Gibbs! 3 F'ing TDs for my opponent to help seal his 1st round bye.

FU to me 3 years ago (dynasty) believing that Bijan was the MUST HAVE RB talent of the century and taking him over Gibbs, who then went to said opponent with the very next pick!

Could be worse ..; I took Barkley..

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On 12/5/2025 at 8:35 AM, mattman7168 said:

FU to me 3 years ago (dynasty) believing that Bijan was the MUST HAVE RB talent of the century and taking him over Gibbs, who then went to said opponent with the very next pick!

And the announcers still talk about BYEjan like he's the second coming. He's soft as they come.  Can't even get a TD from the 1 yard line.  FU Byejan

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I had Etienne in my flex all week in a must win game.  Driving at 6am this morning, the 'experts' were talking up Aaron Jones.  Naturally i switched them, and the second i did I said to my son 'guaranteed Etienne has at least 3 TDs'.  Welp, halftime, Etienne has 2 TDs, Aaron Jones has 3 points.  lol.  F both of you scrub losers

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FU Minnesota coach you piece of .  Aaron Jones ran you all the way down the field.  2nd and goal from the 2, and you run 3 straight pass plays so McCarthy can feel good about himself?  FU

FU Jaylen Warren.  You haven't done jack in months.  Now Baltimore just decides not to cover you?  

FU Tyler Warren.  Thanks for the 1 grab.  Get a haircut you clown

Oh well, I'm done with the FUs.  I'm out.  Great year.  Can a few more of my losers get hurt?  

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1 hour ago, BufordT said:

And the announcers still talk about BYEjan like he's the second coming. He's soft as they come.  Can't even get a TD from the 1 yard line.  FU Byejan

Now he's a fumbler. The HC pretty much takes him out of the game in favor of their favorite vulture Al-how ever you spell his name

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5 minutes ago, BufordT said:

Now he's a fumbler. The HC pretty much takes him out of the game in favor of their favorite vulture Al-how ever you spell his name

I just call him the alligator vulture.

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Me, despite St Brown not being able to practice, I still started him. 

Posted
2 hours ago, DonS said:

Apparently my entire team took a knee this week in order to rest for the playoffs.  Would've been nice securing #1 seed. 

Me too. Went from 1st round bye to 4th seed. 

At least I still have a shot being in the playoffs

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Every time I face Josh Allen, he says FU!

JSN can kiss my ass!

Pollard? I gave up on you as my #4 in two leagues cause you've done nothing all year. No one else wanted you. Then you do that against the Browns? FU buddy!

Speaking of Cleveland...say hello to the waiver wire come Wednesday! You do that against the Titans? Not trusting you again the Bears and Bills - real NFL teams. Bye.

 

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FU to the NFL officiating.  Replay assist was supposed to ensure the correct call gets made.  Instead, half the time it overturns perfecly good calls made on the field or lets obviously incorrect calls stand.  I don't know how anyone could bet any significant amount of money on this game that is ripe for corruption.

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Luckily I locked in my playoff spot last week because this week was a focking trainwreck. My whole team took the week off - was trying to move into 3rd place with a win but I'll end up 5th or 6th after the no show. Worst scoring week all season.

Mahomes, Ja'Maar, AD Mitchell, Bijan, Monty, Swift, Strange. Only 2 guys hit double digits, and barely.

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