FrancieFootball Posted January 15 Posted January 15 This morning I researched various training periods. U.S. Marines - 91 days. Police officer - 84 to 210 days. FBI agent - 140 days. Dog catcher - 84 days to 98 days. ICE - 47 days. That idiot ICE agent didn't even know basic law enforcement when it comes to stepping into the "kill zone" in front of a vehicle with a driver behind the wheel. And check out ICE qualifcations: Citizenship: Must be a U.S. citizen. License: Valid driver's license. Firearm: Eligible and willing to carry a firearm; no domestic violence misdemeanor convictions. Drug Testing: Pass pre-employment and random drug tests. Background: Pass a thorough background investigation (security vetting). Fitness: May require a physical fitness test (PFT). Unbelievable. Quote
RaiderHaters Revenge Posted January 15 Posted January 15 they are doing an amazing job, so good now you're bitchin' about their training time later illegal focks wouldn't be necessary without focktard Biden letting 10 million in 2 1 Quote
FrancieFootball Posted January 15 Author Posted January 15 1 minute ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said: they are doing an amazing job, so good now you're bitchin' about their training time later illegal focks wouldn't be necessary without focktard Biden letting 10 million in We have widely different definitions of "amazing." Quote
RaiderHaters Revenge Posted January 15 Posted January 15 1 minute ago, FrancieFootball said: We have widely different definitions of "amazing." tons of criminals no longer in this country, tons more following great job only issues happen when idiots like you obstruct and dont comply oh well 3 bullets solves that 1 1 Quote
Hardcore troubadour Posted January 15 Posted January 15 What are the qualifications of the others? Quote
thegeneral Posted January 15 Posted January 15 Who could see this coming. Expand a police force under highly political, partisan means by like 2x in a year. Mix in 10 billion a year. Oh and they have unlimited immunity according to our government. That’s just great! Quote
FrancieFootball Posted January 15 Author Posted January 15 Mall cops have more training than ICE agents. Amazing! Quote
Tree of Knowledge Posted January 15 Posted January 15 I voted for illegal bad hombres to be treated worse than stray dogs. Quote
FrancieFootball Posted January 15 Author Posted January 15 2 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said: What are the qualifications of the others? http://google.com A former Marine and mall cop doesn't know training periods for Marines and mall cops. 1 Quote
thegeneral Posted January 15 Posted January 15 5 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said: tons of criminals no longer in this country, tons more following great job only issues happen when idiots like you obstruct and dont comply oh well 3 bullets solves that Yikes Quote
FrancieFootball Posted January 15 Author Posted January 15 My two favorite ICE qualifications: - Willing to carry a firearm. - May have to pass a physical-fitness test. Weeeeee!!!! Quote
Big Guy Posted January 15 Posted January 15 11 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said: they are doing an amazing job, so good now you're bitchin' about their training time later illegal focks wouldn't be necessary without focktard Biden letting 10 million in this! Quote
HellToupee Posted January 15 Posted January 15 5 minutes ago, FrancieFootball said: Mall cops have more training than ICE agents. Amazing! In your haste to make a hyperbolic post you made yourself look foolish and that’s not even counting the tranny alias Quote
Hardcore troubadour Posted January 15 Posted January 15 5 minutes ago, FrancieFootball said: http://google.com A former Marine and mall cop doesn't know training periods for Marines and mall cops. So you don’t know. Quote
FrancieFootball Posted January 15 Author Posted January 15 Just now, HellToupee said: In your haste to make a hyperbolic post you made yourself look foolish and that’s not even counting the tranny alias No, I did the research and even provided the ranges instead of posting the higher number. Your hasty, uninformed response makes you look ignorant, but I'm sure the MAGAs here will try to twist, grind and deflect facts in order to meet their political paradigms. Quote
FrancieFootball Posted January 15 Author Posted January 15 2 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said: So you don’t know. My numbers are based on easily researched facts, which you won't look up because you're sexy that way. Quote
HellToupee Posted January 15 Posted January 15 Just now, FrancieFootball said: Your hasty, uninformed response makes you look ignorant, How so Quote
Hardcore troubadour Posted January 15 Posted January 15 Just now, FrancieFootball said: My numbers are based on easily researched facts, which you won't look up because you're sexy that way. So you have to be a US citizen to be a police officer in the US? Quote
FrancieFootball Posted January 15 Author Posted January 15 1 minute ago, HellToupee said: How so 1.) I researched each an every one of those facts. 2.) You kneejerk responded to those facts. 3.) I pointed that out. 4.) You feebly continue to hold tight to your feeling of ignorant bliss. Sockfocker should know the training periods for cops and Marines yet continues to stand there slack-jawed and asking, "Where is der proofs?" Quote
FrancieFootball Posted January 15 Author Posted January 15 1 minute ago, Hardcore troubadour said: So you have to be a US citizen to be a police officer in the US? Quote
HellToupee Posted January 15 Posted January 15 23 minutes ago, FrancieFootball said: Dog catcher - 84 days to 98 days. Hey Francie can you flesh this out ? Job titles etc Quote
RaiderHaters Revenge Posted January 15 Posted January 15 I could do what Ice does in about 3 days, 48 seems excessive Quote
FrancieFootball Posted January 15 Author Posted January 15 1 minute ago, HellToupee said: Hey Francie can you flesh this out ? Job titles etc Yes, dog catchers have roughly double the training of ICE agents. AMAZING! HTH. Quote
FrancieFootball Posted January 15 Author Posted January 15 1 minute ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said: I could do what Ice does in about 3 days, 48 seems excessive Walk around with a gun and scream for terrified women to get the fock out of the car? I'm thinking you'd need at least three weeks to do that. 1 Quote
FrancieFootball Posted January 15 Author Posted January 15 1 minute ago, Strike said: "researched" Maybe if you joined up with ICE, you could learn to use Google within 47 days. Quote
Tree of Knowledge Posted January 15 Posted January 15 How much training is “the resistance” getting from their organizers? Quote
HellToupee Posted January 15 Posted January 15 4 minutes ago, FrancieFootball said: Yes, dog catchers have roughly double the training of ICE agents. AMAZING! HTH. Have a link or something I can read Quote
FrancieFootball Posted January 15 Author Posted January 15 1 minute ago, HellToupee said: Have a link or something I can read google.com Type in: training period for _____________ (dog catchers, U.S. Marines, FBI agents, etc.) Then facts magically appear! AMAZING! Quote
HellToupee Posted January 15 Posted January 15 1 minute ago, FrancieFootball said: google.com Type in: training period for _____________ (dog catchers, U.S. Marines, FBI agents, etc.) Then facts magically appear! AMAZING! Problem is dog catcher isn’t a title of any fed job Quote
FrancieFootball Posted January 15 Author Posted January 15 2 minutes ago, HellToupee said: Problem is dog catcher isn’t a title of any fed job Oh, so you're saying the comparison has to be between federal jobs and not a federal job (ICE agent) to a municipal or county job (dog catcher). That said, here are the training requirements for U.S. Fish and Wildlife Services: Refuge Officers: Attend the Basic Law Enforcement Course and the Refuge Officer Basic School at the Federal Law Enforcement Training Center (FLETC), followed by a 10-week Field Training and Evaluation Program. Special Agents: Complete 8 weeks of Criminal Investigator School and 8 weeks of Special Agent Basic School at FLETC, followed by one year to 18 months of monitored on-the-job training. Both have more extensive training than ICE agents. Can I see yer fishin' license, boyeeeeeee? By the way, the training period for Chick-Fil-A leadership positions can last up to two years. Quote
FrancieFootball Posted January 15 Author Posted January 15 The training to become a McDonald's manager lasts 56 days, but to be a franchisee, the training lasts up to a year. Ding, fries are done! Ding, fries are done! Quote
FrancieFootball Posted January 15 Author Posted January 15 1 minute ago, Hardcore troubadour said: Rusty struck out again. 1.) How long did your Marine Corps training last? 2.) How long did your police training last? That will answer two of the questions you had! Quote
Hardcore troubadour Posted January 15 Posted January 15 1 minute ago, FrancieFootball said: 1.) How long did your Marine Corps training last? 2.) How long did your police training last? That will answer two of the questions you had! I never brought up the length. I brought up the qualifications. You lose. Quote
FrancieFootball Posted January 15 Author Posted January 15 12 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said: I never brought up the length. I brought up the qualifications. You lose. The thread title refers to the ICE training period compared to that of dog catchers, and I went on to make other comparisons as well note ICE qualifications. This is called "expanding on a topic." But at this point, I'm wondering how may jobs out there require less training than an ICE agent. Perhaps being a criminal, but being a really good one would take some education and training. Quote
BufordT Posted January 15 Posted January 15 If they expanded the training to 48 days maybe they can cover “how to keep your fat a$$ from getting hit by vehicles” 1 Quote
FrancieFootball Posted January 15 Author Posted January 15 6 minutes ago, BufordT said: If they expanded the training to 48 days maybe they can cover “how to keep your fat a$$ from getting hit by vehicles” Seems like learning how to not go in front of a moving vehicle is something taught at an early age, but seeing that the aforementioned ICE qualifications don't exclude 10-year-olds, perhaps the dedicating the 48th training day to this subject matter is warranted. It would be worth it even if it saves just one life! Children generally learn to cross streets independently around age 10, though some research suggests up to 14 years old, as it involves complex judgment of speed and distance that develops with age; younger kids (under 10) need adult supervision due to cognitive limitations, while 7-9 year olds can learn detailed habits with practice before potentially going solo at 10+. Key Developmental Factors Under 10: Children lack the perceptual and cognitive skills to judge car speed/distance and handle complex situations like multi-lane roads, requiring constant adult supervision. Ages 7-9: Focus on building consistent habits (stop, look, listen, walk) and understanding different situations with adult guidance. Age 10+: Many children are ready for less supervision, but consistent skill mastery is crucial before going alone. Research Insights: Some studies indicate that the complex judgment needed for busy streets isn't fully developed until around age 14, highlighting the difficulty of the task. Quote
HellToupee Posted January 15 Posted January 15 This has to be near the bottom for Mr Syringes. What a fall from A liner to sideshow freak. It’s sad to see Quote
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