How big a flop will the Melania movie be?

[posty 2,906]

Rotten Tomatoes has 18 reviews so far:  11%

Of course the audience of 250+ ratings is at 99%...  Must be all righty voters...

[SaintsInDome2006 985]

“Melanija, Melanija, a young girl’s strange, erotic journey from Novo Mesto to Milan.”

[seafoam1 3,711]

3 hours ago, Mark Buffington's Sound Card said:

Donald Trump raped kids

 ok. Let's see the videos of it. 

 

[Ron_Artest 3,077]

4 hours ago, Ron_Artest said:

Here we go...

Where did you hear that?

Crickets.

Strike just stirring the pot again.  What a troll.

[MDC 8,374]

So how’d it do? 

[Strike 6,255]

6 hours ago, Ron_Artest said:

Here we go...

Where did you hear that?

Box office numbers are public knowledge, Thug Troll:

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&hs=X2v9&sca_esv=af46f20257002370&sxsrf=ANbL-n4rHc3x_2aKRM6ITrXh9Ya6V0IIvg:1769902407865&q=weekend+box+office&tbm=nws&source=lnms&fbs=ADc_l-aN0CWEZBOHjofHoaMMDiKp0UJuhqwKhR0QUhF54-6jIZ4fQLFxpd-X3cjBjwn-bveyDdFq6p_1Ihh_Ql-GGwzDrx965YmoBHPdZqjpk_wLcleQn2NbqdQeaNfQ16LgKHHSUWQUiT1aJcajcynXGTVyZs9rRi2anw-WwQbHlXssihuc5xWCDIIu47XyaifJFxAb8NMl9_HHXHpcqsjD0zVLb0dDPw&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjQ6Lqi-LaSAxVAOjQIHbECHzkQ0pQJegQIFhAB&biw=1886&bih=1289&dpr=1&aic=0

This one is from the famous Right Wing site "The New York Times":

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/01/31/business/melania-documentary-box-office.html

[cyclone24 2,165]

5 minutes ago, Strike said:

Box office numbers are public knowledge, Thug Troll:

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&hs=X2v9&sca_esv=af46f20257002370&sxsrf=ANbL-n4rHc3x_2aKRM6ITrXh9Ya6V0IIvg:1769902407865&q=weekend+box+office&tbm=nws&source=lnms&fbs=ADc_l-aN0CWEZBOHjofHoaMMDiKp0UJuhqwKhR0QUhF54-6jIZ4fQLFxpd-X3cjBjwn-bveyDdFq6p_1Ihh_Ql-GGwzDrx965YmoBHPdZqjpk_wLcleQn2NbqdQeaNfQ16LgKHHSUWQUiT1aJcajcynXGTVyZs9rRi2anw-WwQbHlXssihuc5xWCDIIu47XyaifJFxAb8NMl9_HHXHpcqsjD0zVLb0dDPw&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjQ6Lqi-LaSAxVAOjQIHbECHzkQ0pQJegQIFhAB&biw=1886&bih=1289&dpr=1&aic=0

OK, can I first say if it was good and it makes money that is not a freaking win conservatives. If it sucked, that’s not a win liberals.
 

Having said that that’s a very surprising number that it’s doing well at all. Just no interest in what first ladies are doing. But then again people think Wes Anderson movies are good sooo

[Grace Under Pressure 290]

When you are in a cult where virtue signaling to other cult members is more important than your own dignity or the democracy of America, you go to see “Melania” like a good little cult follower, or you root for it to “do well”. Fkn simps.

[Ron_Artest 3,077]

1 hour ago, Strike said:

Box office numbers are public knowledge, Thug Troll:

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&hs=X2v9&sca_esv=af46f20257002370&sxsrf=ANbL-n4rHc3x_2aKRM6ITrXh9Ya6V0IIvg:1769902407865&q=weekend+box+office&tbm=nws&source=lnms&fbs=ADc_l-aN0CWEZBOHjofHoaMMDiKp0UJuhqwKhR0QUhF54-6jIZ4fQLFxpd-X3cjBjwn-bveyDdFq6p_1Ihh_Ql-GGwzDrx965YmoBHPdZqjpk_wLcleQn2NbqdQeaNfQ16LgKHHSUWQUiT1aJcajcynXGTVyZs9rRi2anw-WwQbHlXssihuc5xWCDIIu47XyaifJFxAb8NMl9_HHXHpcqsjD0zVLb0dDPw&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjQ6Lqi-LaSAxVAOjQIHbECHzkQ0pQJegQIFhAB&biw=1886&bih=1289&dpr=1&aic=0

This one is from the famous Right Wing site "The New York Times":

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/01/31/business/melania-documentary-box-office.html

You said highest grossing documentary in a decade.  That's a lie.

[HellToupee 2,502]

5 hours ago, Mike Honcho said:

Maybe she'll win a Razzie, like Donald did.

 

In Home Alone 2 he was fantastic

[HellToupee 2,502]

1 hour ago, Grace Under Pressure said:

When you are in a cult where virtue signaling to other cult members is more important than your own dignity or the democracy of America, you go to see “Melania” like a good little cult follower, or you root for it to “do well”. Fkn simps.

Tell me you wouldn’t give Melania a rim job

[Strike 6,255]

29 minutes ago, Ron_Artest said:

You said highest grossing documentary in a decade.  That's a lie.

It's like you didn't even read the links I posted.  And then you wonder why I don't post links for you when you request them.  Remember this in the future.

[Ron_Artest 3,077]

13 minutes ago, Strike said:

It's like you didn't even read the links I posted.  And then you wonder why I don't post links for you when you request them.  Remember this in the future.

Actually I don't think you read your link.

T swift did $92M on her opening weekend.

[Voltaire 5,626]

36 minutes ago, Ron_Artest said:

You said highest grossing documentary in a decade.  That's a lie.

 

Since NYTimes is behind a paywall, here's the bypass to Strike's link so anybody that wants to can fact check everyone's favorite reading-impared sh*t for brains retard.

https://archive.is/WPGZK

[Ron_Artest 3,077]

1 minute ago, Voltaire said:

 

Since NYTimes is behind a paywall, here's the bypass to Strike's link so anybody that wants to can fact check everyone's favorite reading-impared sh*t for brains retard.

https://archive.is/WPGZK

Those are some harsh words for strike calling him the r-word like that.

[Strike 6,255]

2 minutes ago, Voltaire said:

 

Since NYTimes is behind a paywall, here's the bypass to Strike's link so anybody that wants to can fact check everyone's favorite reading-impared sh*t for brains retard.

https://archive.is/WPGZK

 I posted a google search link that has a whole bunch of articles.  He didn't need to specifically go to the NY Times article to verify what I said.  Again, it's public knowledge.

[Ron_Artest 3,077]

5 minutes ago, Strike said:

 I posted a google search link that has a whole bunch of articles.  He didn't need to specifically go to the NY Times article to verify what I said.  Again, it's public knowledge.

I actually did go to the nyt article to find your mistake.

[TimHauck 3,662]

9 hours ago, Strike said:

Apparently it's on pace to be the highest grossing documentary in a decade.   FLOP!!! 

Which might still mean it:

Won't even make it's $40 million budget.

[Voltaire 5,626]

9 hours ago, Strike said:

Apparently it's on pace to be the highest grossing documentary in a decade.   FLOP!!! 

 

8 hours ago, Ron_Artest said:

Here we go...

Where did you hear that?

 

2 hours ago, Strike said:

Box office numbers are public knowledge, Thug Troll:

https://www.google.com/search?client=firefox-b-1-d&hs=X2v9&sca_esv=af46f20257002370&sxsrf=ANbL-n4rHc3x_2aKRM6ITrXh9Ya6V0IIvg:1769902407865&q=weekend+box+office&tbm=nws&source=lnms&fbs=ADc_l-aN0CWEZBOHjofHoaMMDiKp0UJuhqwKhR0QUhF54-6jIZ4fQLFxpd-X3cjBjwn-bveyDdFq6p_1Ihh_Ql-GGwzDrx965YmoBHPdZqjpk_wLcleQn2NbqdQeaNfQ16LgKHHSUWQUiT1aJcajcynXGTVyZs9rRi2anw-WwQbHlXssihuc5xWCDIIu47XyaifJFxAb8NMl9_HHXHpcqsjD0zVLb0dDPw&sa=X&ved=2ahUKEwjQ6Lqi-LaSAxVAOjQIHbECHzkQ0pQJegQIFhAB&biw=1886&bih=1289&dpr=1&aic=0

This one is from the famous Right Wing site "The New York Times":

https://www.nytimes.com/2026/01/31/business/melania-documentary-box-office.html

 

1 hour ago, Ron_Artest said:

You said highest grossing documentary in a decade.  That's a lie.

 

37 minutes ago, Strike said:

It's like you didn't even read the links I posted.  And then you wonder why I don't post links for you when you request them.  Remember this in the future.

 

14 minutes ago, Ron_Artest said:

I actually did go to the nyt article to find your mistake.

OK.... finding the mistake.... here we go. This is as easy as stealing candy from a Renee Good memorial.

He said "on pace to be the highest grossing documentary in a decade and a human colostomy bag left out the on pace part and changed it to "highest grossing film in a decade" .

There's the error.

 

[Ron_Artest 3,077]

Just now, Voltaire said:

 

 

 

 

 

OK.... fining the mistake.... here we go. This is as easy as stealing candy from a Renee Good memorial.

He said "on pace to be the highest grossing documentary in a decade and a human colostomy bag changed it to "highest grossing film in a decade"

Here's another hint for Voltaire.  You can do it, I believe in you.

Taylor swift did $92M her opening weekend for her eras tour documentary.  Knowing that, read the nyt article again, slowly.

[seafoam1 3,711]

Just now, Ron_Artest said:

Here's another hint for Voltaire.  You can do it, I believe in you.

Taylor swift did $92M her opening weekend for her eras tour documentary.  Knowing that, read the nyt article again, slowly.

Are you really this ghey? 

[Voltaire 5,626]

14 minutes ago, Ron_Artest said:

Here's another hint for Voltaire.  You can do it, I believe in you.

Taylor swift did $92M her opening weekend for her eras tour documentary.  Knowing that, read the nyt article again, slowly.

OMG

If I die from lack of oxygen intake caused by laughing too hard, congratulations, you'll have finally got the best of me after all these years.

I survived the East Detroit High School cafeteria the day after Len Bias died and I survived the clash between Amy Heckerling's babysitter and Gilbert Gottfried on the Howard Stern show by pulling my car to the side of the road. But I was much younger for those and my cardiovascular system is not as good as it use to be. I haven't laughed this hard in 30 years.

[TimHauck 3,662]

I’m sure if @EternalShinyAndChrome was here he’d say this was a great opening weekend.  But if a Disney movie did the same exact numbers he’d say it sucked. Quick search says movies usually make about 2-3x their opening weekend.  So it probably won’t even make its budget.

[Voltaire 5,626]

This is why I don't block gutterboy.

 

[Ron_Artest 3,077]

6 minutes ago, TimHauck said:

I’m sure if @EternalShinyAndChrome was here he’d say this was a great opening weekend.  But if a Disney movie did the same exact numbers he’d say it sucked. Quick search says movies usually make about 2-3x their opening weekend.  So it probably won’t even make its budget.

Makes $8m opening weekend.  Nonway it makes it to $75M

[Ron_Artest 3,077]

1 minute ago, Voltaire said:

This is why I don't block gutterboy.

 

Did you not get it?  Do you need me to tell you?

[Voltaire 5,626]

9 minutes ago, Ron_Artest said:

Did you not get it?  Do you need me to tell you?

You've done enough thanks.

I need to wind down.

I never thought I'd attempt to watch Citizen Cane again. Despite it being "the greatest film ever" I always find it so boring that its put me to sleep the first three times I tried. Maybe with your help and a good dose of coffee, I can get through the first half hour and bridge over to when it gets good.

[TimHauck 3,662]

10 hours ago, Strike said:

Apparently it's on pace to be the highest grossing documentary in a decade.   FLOP!!! 

Maybe you should google “is a movie considered a flop if it doesn’t make its budget”

[cyclone24 2,165]

Predictably the liberala are at the point where they are checking box office numbers in hopes that the lady who married the president they don’t like doesn’t make enough money from a documentary.

 

In my case as to Why liberals are batshiit crazy  my exhibit a in the case will be this little fact

[Ron_Artest 3,077]

10 hours ago, Strike said:

Apparently it's on pace to be the highest grossing documentary in a decade.   FLOP!!! 

That would give “Melania” the best start for a documentary (excluding concert films) in 14 years.

-40-

[TimHauck 3,662]

1 minute ago, cyclone24 said:

Predictably the liberala are at the point where they are checking box office numbers in hopes that the lady who married the president they don’t like doesn’t make enough money from a documentary.

 

In my case as to Why liberals are batshiit crazy  my exhibit a in the case will be this little fact

You calling @Strike a liberal?

[Ron_Artest 3,077]

1 minute ago, cyclone24 said:

Predictably the liberala are at the point where they are checking box office numbers in hopes that the lady who married the president they don’t like doesn’t make enough money from a documentary.

 

In my case as to Why liberals are batshiit crazy  my exhibit a in the case will be this little fact

It was @Strike that was checking the box office numbers.

[Hardcore troubadour 16,469]

Gutterboy. Sad. 

[FrancieFootball 517]

2 hours ago, HellToupee said:

Tell me you wouldn’t give Melania a rim job

I'd tongue punch her borscht-smelling exhaust pipe.

[HellToupee 2,502]

49 minutes ago, FrancieFootball said:

I'd tongue punch her borscht-smelling exhaust pipe.

[BrahmaBulls 1,085]

1 hour ago, FrancieFootball said:

I'd tongue punch her borscht-smelling exhaust pipe.

[LaChup 310]

Because you asked.....

 

'Melania' earns $8M opening weekend, marking best documentary debut in over 10 years

Amazon paid $75 million for distribution rights to the Brett Ratner film covering 20 days in first lady's life before President Trump's second inauguration

Poor libtards!

[LaChup 310]

Tampon Tim should put one out and see how it does.

[TimHauck 3,662]

6 hours ago, LaChup said:

Because you asked.....

 

'Melania' earns $8M opening weekend, marking best documentary debut in over 10 years

Amazon paid $75 million for distribution rights to the Brett Ratner film covering 20 days in first lady's life before President Trump's second inauguration

Poor libtards!

 

9 hours ago, TimHauck said:

Which might still mean it:

Won't even make it's $40 million budget.

 

[Mike Hunt 353]

17 hours ago, seafoam1 said:

 ok. Let's see the videos of it. 

 

Still hard to believe Biden got away with all of his fondling, sniffing and groping.