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How big a flop will the Melania movie be?

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How big a flop will the Melania movie be?  

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  1. 1. How big a flop will the Melania movie be?

    • Won't even make it's $40 million budget.
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    • Won't break even, meaning it doesn't make $100 million. (Films need to make 2.5 times their cost to break after theaters take their cut.)
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    • It'll at least break even.
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    • It'll be a blockbuster success!
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I'm almost fascinated enough to watch this thing.  I really know nothing to very little of her.  My opinion of her could definitely be swayed by something like this.  I also don't care enough to know that I will ever tune in and watch.

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Rusty, you missed an option. I'd vote for "couldn't possibly care less"

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20 minutes ago, HellToupee said:

Oh noes!!!! I don’t give a rats arse how this does but I find it hilarious you hide South Africa.  
 

 

 

It's says "South Africa" right there in the story. How is this a "hide?"

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On 1/23/2026 at 6:27 PM, Voltaire said:

The anticipation for this Melania movie can only compare to when I was a giddy eight years old, in June of 1980, just before The Empire Strikes Back was released. We were third graders going out of our minds.  This was double stacked on top of the anticipation we were all feeling because that was also the summer that everyone was wondering who shot JR?

You're going to go to a midnight showing in full regalia and treat it like a showing of Rocky Horror Picture Show, aren't you? Time to drag out the Dr. Frank-N-furter garter!

I can totally see this becoming a cult film amongst the drag/trans population. If that happens, I could envision going to see it; that way it would at least be entertaining. Sometimes the funniest movies are unintentionally so, like Glitter with Mariah Carey. Hilarious! Not intended as a comedy...

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1 minute ago, Fnord said:

You're going to go to a midnight showing in full regalia and treat it like a showing of Rocky Horror Picture Show, aren't you? Time to drag out the Dr. Frank-N-furter garter!

I can totally see this becoming a cult film amongst the drag/trans population. If that happens, I could envision going to see it; that way it would at least be entertaining. Sometimes the funniest movies are unintentionally so, like Glitter with Mariah Carey. Hilarious! Not intended as a comedy...

Admit it.  You would rather watch Michelle Obama.  

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19 minutes ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

Admit it.  You would rather watch Michelle Obama.  

You need to qualify this one. I'd much rather ogle Melania's bare skin and body, sure. I'm a red blooded American heterosexual male, despite attempts at characterizing me otherwise.

If I'm watching a film on merit, I'm guessing one featuring Michelle Obama (MO-- like Maximum Overkill-- hmm...) would have more useful information and gravitas. For unintentional hilarity, there is no contest, Melania's film will be a hoot.

I'm starting to talk myself into wanting to see this now.

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4 minutes ago, Fnord said:

You need to qualify this one. I'd much rather ogle Melania's bare skin and body, sure. I'm a red blooded American heterosexual male, despite attempts at characterizing me otherwise.

If I'm watching a film on merit, I'm guessing one featuring Michelle Obama (MO-- like Maximum Overkill-- hmm...) would have more useful information and gravitas. For unintentional hilarity, there is no contest, Melania's film will be a hoot.

I'm starting to talk myself into wanting to see this now.

You like bich face women that complain a lot.  Also ones with a 🍆

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2 hours ago, Fnord said:

You need to qualify this one. I'd much rather ogle Melania's bare skin and body, sure. I'm a red blooded American heterosexual male, despite attempts at characterizing me otherwise.

If I'm watching a film on merit, I'm guessing one featuring Michelle Obama (MO-- like Maximum Overkill-- hmm...) would have more useful information and gravitas. For unintentional hilarity, there is no contest, Melania's film will be a hoot.

I'm starting to talk myself into wanting to see this now.

Any answer other than Queen Melania is ghay.  Sorry.  Those are the rules.  

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42 minutes ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

Any answer other than Queen Melania is ghay.  Sorry.  Those are the rules.  

You thinking this is some kind of insult says much more about you than me. I've said many times I'd rather be gay than MAGA. The gays are much nicer and more accepting.

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18 minutes ago, Fnord said:

You thinking this is some kind of insult says much more about you than me. I've said many times I'd rather be gay than MAGA. The gays are much nicer and more accepting.

You would rather be penetrated by another man than wear the red baseball cap?

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36 minutes ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

You would rather be penetrated by another man than wear the red baseball cap?

What a fun parlor game!

The answer might depend on whether either choice would be made public... I can handle living with some shame. I'm sure you're similar. 

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They left out my passionate romance with Melania before she met Donald. They treat it like it never happened.

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10 minutes ago, Strike said:

Apparently it's on pace to be the highest grossing documentary in a decade.   FLOP!!! :lol:

Documentary or promotional piece?  Regardless, she has some following and I am sure they enjoyed it.  As for me, well there are better ways to spend my time, for instance reruns of Gilligan's Island.

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Maybe she'll win a Razzie, like Donald did.

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Trump was first recognized by the Razzies for his performance in the 1990 flop Ghosts Can't Do It. Trump appeared as himself in the romantic comedy and was nominated for Worst New Star and Worst Supporting Actor, winning the latter.

 

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7 minutes ago, FrancieFootball said:

The reviews of this thing are brutal.

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I'll watch it next week when it's out of the theater and streaming.

I won't.

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I’m honestly kinda surprised MAGA isn’t supporting this more, like when people thought the Sound of Freedom was so instrumental to raising awareness of child trafficking.

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