posty Posted March 2 Posted March 2 Michael Phillips is convinced he has the world's smallest pen!s ... but anyone who wants to take the title for themselves is welcome to drop their pants and prove it. The 38-year-old North Carolina man sat down with our own Charlie Neff for an interview ... and, he says -- based on his own research -- he thinks it's very likely he's working with the smallest equipment known to man. That said, Michael -- who claims he's been medically diagnosed with a micropen!s -- is willing to compare sizes with anyone who thinks they've got the smaller wiener. Phillips says he doesn't think the Guinness Book of World Records gives out certificates for this kind of thing ... though he seemed interested in possibly being the first entry for the category. Of course, Phillips knows people are curious about his size ... but don't expect to see him strip down on OnlyFans. He's convinced there's not a market for his micropen!s, and he wouldn't want to bare it all for pennies. Speaking of pennies, the diameter of a penny is .75 inches ... about twice the size of what Michael's allegedly working with. He likens his erect pen!s to his fingernail ... specifically his pinky nail. Phillips is speaking out to raise awareness about micropen!ses, fight the stigma and address body shamers ... and he dives into all of this and more in our 10-minute convo with him -- which is over on our YouTube channel if you want to check it out. ~~From TMZ 6 Quote
Engorgeous George Posted March 2 Posted March 2 44 minutes ago, posty said: Michael Phillips is convinced he has the world's smallest pen!s ... but anyone who wants to take the title for themselves is welcome to drop their pants and prove it. The 38-year-old North Carolina man sat down with our own Charlie Neff for an interview ... and, he says -- based on his own research -- he thinks it's very likely he's working with the smallest equipment known to man. That said, Michael -- who claims he's been medically diagnosed with a micropen!s -- is willing to compare sizes with anyone who thinks they've got the smaller wiener. Phillips says he doesn't think the Guinness Book of World Records gives out certificates for this kind of thing ... though he seemed interested in possibly being the first entry for the category. Of course, Phillips knows people are curious about his size ... but don't expect to see him strip down on OnlyFans. He's convinced there's not a market for his micropen!s, and he wouldn't want to bare it all for pennies. Speaking of pennies, the diameter of a penny is .75 inches ... about twice the size of what Michael's allegedly working with. He likens his erect pen!s to his fingernail ... specifically his pinky nail. Phillips is speaking out to raise awareness about micropen!ses, fight the stigma and address body shamers ... and he dives into all of this and more in our 10-minute convo with him -- which is over on our YouTube channel if you want to check it out. ~~From TMZ I've seen bigger clits. 1 1 Quote
MikeMatt Posted March 2 Posted March 2 1 hour ago, Engorgeous George said: I've seen bigger clits. Vanessa Del Rio comes to mind. No pun intended. Quote
NorthernVike Posted March 2 Posted March 2 38 minutes ago, MikeMatt said: Vanessa Del Rio comes to mind. No pun intended. Link? Quote
seafoam1 Posted March 2 Posted March 2 Poor posty is lonely. Hasn't had a penls since her boyfriend left her. Quote
posty Posted March 2 Author Posted March 2 2 minutes ago, MDC said: Worst part is no woman will ever see it. Is it really the worst part? I think that would be a great thing... Could be posted in this thread... Quote
seafoam1 Posted March 2 Posted March 2 All these scorned women talking penises online. This is special. Quote
seafoam1 Posted March 2 Posted March 2 I said "no" ladies, no means no. Stalking won't help you. Quote
MikeMatt Posted March 2 Posted March 2 50 minutes ago, NorthernVike said: Link? Google it. Trying to get me banned ???? (it’s also not very flattering) Quote
thegeneral Posted March 2 Posted March 2 10 minutes ago, seafoam1 said: All these scorned women talking penises online. This is special. Calm down, Micropeen! 1 Quote
MDC Posted March 2 Posted March 2 14 minutes ago, posty said: Is it really the worst part? I think that would be a great thing... Could be posted in this thread... Great for all women who don’t have to see Peefoam’s warty little pud. Bad for Peefoam. 2 Quote
seafoam1 Posted March 2 Posted March 2 4 minutes ago, thegeneral said: Calm down, Micropeen! Speaking of thegenital. Quote
seafoam1 Posted March 2 Posted March 2 1 minute ago, CaptainObvious1 said: What was posty surfing when he discovered this? Exactly. Creepy and lonely old perv. Quote
posty Posted March 2 Author Posted March 2 1 minute ago, CaptainObvious1 said: What was posty surfing when he discovered this? I was on TMZ looking for any death updates and came across the post... Quote
seafoam1 Posted March 2 Posted March 2 38 minutes ago, posty said: I was on TMZ looking for any death updates and came across the post... Sure you were penls lady. Quote
Nomad99 Posted March 3 Posted March 3 7 hours ago, Engorgeous George said: I've seen bigger clits. And much bigger poosays.... 1 Quote
t.j. booker Posted March 3 Posted March 3 7 hours ago, Strike said: @t.j. booker wants to have a word..... It was a LOT bigger than that, last time I saw it! 2 Quote
MikeMatt Posted March 3 Posted March 3 45 minutes ago, t.j. booker said: It was a LOT bigger than that, last time I saw it! Thankfully Gloria confirmed mine was bigger than yours. But not too big. She left me for …………. a negro. Quote
edjr Posted March 3 Posted March 3 21 hours ago, Engorgeous George said: I've seen bigger clits. stop looking in your panties 1 Quote
edjr Posted March 3 Posted March 3 18 hours ago, CaptainObvious1 said: What was posty surfing when he discovered this? “hi chatgpt, does peefoam have a wiki” 1 Quote
seafoam1 Posted March 3 Posted March 3 2 hours ago, edjr said: “hi chatgpt, does peefoam have a wiki” UnemployedEd knows all about searching for cack pictures on the internet. . Quote
Sean Mooney Posted March 3 Posted March 3 Pretty cool that Utilit99's cat could use a ruler without having an opposable thumb 2 Quote
posty Posted March 3 Author Posted March 3 14 minutes ago, thegeneral said: Micropeenfoam is agitated this morning! As always, I guess... Don't see any of their crap postings as long as people don't quote it... 1 Quote
The Elevator Killer Posted March 3 Posted March 3 21 hours ago, seafoam1 said: I said "no" ladies, no means no. Stalking won't help you. Calm down Michael. It's just a joke. Quote
seafoam1 Posted March 3 Posted March 3 8 minutes ago, posty said: As always, I guess... Don't see any of their crap postings as long as people don't quote it... Poor posty. She tries hard... But she spends so much time on the internet.looking up penls pictures. Sad. Quote
seafoam1 Posted March 3 Posted March 3 8 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said: Calm down Michael. It's just a joke. Who's Michael? Quote
MDC Posted March 3 Posted March 3 27 minutes ago, thegeneral said: Micropeenfoam is agitated this morning! You would be too, if your d was 3/8 of an inch. Quote
thegeneral Posted March 3 Posted March 3 4 minutes ago, MDC said: You would be too, if your d was 3/8 of an inch. Fair Quote
MDC Posted March 3 Posted March 3 18 minutes ago, seafoam1 said: Talk about triggered. Poor mdpee. GET SEAFOAM!!? It's her life goal. Pipe down stumpy. 1 Quote
MikeMatt Posted March 3 Posted March 3 I too only get to read what’s quote from peefoam. Gotta say this thread cracks me up. Good stuff all. 2 Quote
edjr Posted March 3 Posted March 3 54 minutes ago, MikeMatt said: I too only get to read what’s quote from peefoam. Gotta say this thread cracks me up. Good stuff all. always! the hits keep coming Quote
posty Posted March 3 Author Posted March 3 Looks like seafoam posted an update on TMZ... https://www.tmz.com/2026/03/03/michael-phillips-nude-pics-apology/ Michael Phillips -- the man who claims he has the world's smallest dong -- says he's sent unsolicited photos of his micropen!s to women ... but he says it's not what you think ... and he's apologetic. Michael tells TMZ ... he's sent the unsolicited nudes for dating purposes, to let women know upfront what he's working with ... kind of like a warning so they don't waste their time if they're not interested in his ... shortcomings. There's a viral video in particular with a woman claiming Michael sent her an unsolicited pen!s pic ... and he says that's mostly accurate ... with a few caveats. Michael tells us ... "There was a girl who I was angry with because she started making fun of me. I had commented on her post, and a bunch of people started attacking me. They saw I was in the news for having a micropen!s and she started posting about that. I did send her an unsolicited pic of myself because I wanted to show her that she shouldn’t make fun of people and let her see what she’s making fun of." He adds ... "I tried to tell her it’s a disability and something I have to live with, I was hoping for it to be a teachable moment." Michael also admits to sending unsolicited nudes in the past ... but he says he would only do it when he was drinking and if he had a little more confidence ... though he says in hindsight it was "stupid." He says of the nudes ... "I don’t do that anymore. I apologize to any woman I may have offended." Quote
posty Posted March 3 Author Posted March 3 But maybe this really isn't seafoam... Like they know a woman... 2 Quote
edjr Posted March 4 Posted March 4 let that be a lesson to you all, when posty rips you, you know you’re an insufferable dink 1 Quote
seafoam1 Posted March 4 Posted March 4 7 hours ago, posty said: But maybe this really isn't seafoam... Like they know a woman... Posty is insecure about his penls size and lashes out on the internet. "I have no clue who you are, but my cack is bigger!! " Seriously. Penls Envy Posty. PePosty. Quote
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