seafoam1 Posted March 4 Posted March 4 4 hours ago, edjr said: let that be a lesson to you all, when posty rips you, you know you’re an insufferable dink Poor uneducatedEd. Go start 50 more threads about nothing anyone cares about. Quote
MikeMatt Posted March 4 Posted March 4 You've chosen to ignore content by seafoam1. Options You've chosen to ignore content by seafoam1. Options Almost tempted to read these. I’m sure I’ll get a good laugh at the ridiculously stoopid takes she has. Quote
seafoam1 Posted March 4 Posted March 4 13 minutes ago, MikeMatt said: You've chosen to ignore content by seafoam1. Options You've chosen to ignore content by seafoam1. Options Almost tempted to read these. I’m sure I’ll get a good laugh at the ridiculously stoopid takes she has. "michellematt" is another chick who can't get a date in real life. Probably really beefy. Maybe she should hook up with PEPosty. Quote
MikeMatt Posted March 4 Posted March 4 You've chosen to ignore content by seafoam1. Options I can only assume this is a response to me since it is right after I posted chosen to ignore thread. Let me guess. Pen!s envy ? Most likely. Keep talking to yourself peafoam. Gives us something to laugh about. Quote
seafoam1 Posted March 4 Posted March 4 2 minutes ago, MikeMatt said: You've chosen to ignore content by seafoam1. Options I can only assume this is a response to me since it is right after I posted chosen to ignore thread. Let me guess. Pen!s envy ? Most likely. Keep talking to yourself peafoam. Gives us something to laugh about. Oh look. It's michelle!! Responding again. Poor girl is lonely. Quote
posty Posted June 26 Author Posted June 26 Loves the attention for sure AND needs help... https://www.tmz.com/2026/06/25/worlds-smallest--man-starts-gofundme-for-surgery/ That's not a hand he's got out! The man who claims to have the smallest in the world is looking to extend his 15 minutes -- and his meat -- IF he can score financial aid from the public. Michael Phillips ... the 38-year-old North Carolina man who claims to have a penny-sized pecker, tells TMZ he's seeking crowdsourced cash to get a -enlarging procedure done in the next couple months. He says it'll cost a whopping $6K ... no word on if he's paying by the inch. Michael, who's been medically diagnosed with a micropen!s, claims he struggles to use the bathroom with his .38 inch and hopes the procedure can help a wee bit when urinating. The procedure involves an injection of semi-permanent dermal filler into his peter. He hopes the injection will allow him to stop wearing pull-ups, which he is currently using. In his GoFundMe post, Michael adds ... "I'm reaching out to anyone who understands how challenging this situation can be. Your support would mean the world to me and help me take a big step toward living with more dignity and independence." As we reported ... Michael told us earlier this year he was considering entering the Guinness World Records for his Tiny Tim. Bottom line ... Michael's hoping this fundraiser will soar so his willy can spread its wings, too. Quote
posty Posted June 26 Author Posted June 26 Checking the current numbers... $9,585 raised of $22K Quote
edjr Posted June 27 Posted June 27 18 hours ago, MikeMatt said: I can donate an inch or two for peafoam. what would you do with the last inch? Quote
edjr Posted June 27 Posted June 27 18 hours ago, posty said: Checking the current numbers... $9,585 raised of $22K is there an addadicktome surgery? Quote
MikeMatt Posted June 27 Posted June 27 3 hours ago, edjr said: what would you do with the last inch? I only need the tip. Quote
MikeMatt Posted June 27 Posted June 27 @edjr was sick of his 25 inch . So he complains to a friend about how it was ruining his sex life. His friend told him about a witch in the woods that would be able to help as she has also helped him with one of his own problems in the past. So the next day, Edgar sets out to go to the woods and meet the witch. When he got there, he told the witch all about his 25 inch and how he wanted it to be a decent size bc it's too big. The witch told Ed to"go out by the creek, and you'll find a frog relaxing by a large bush. When you ask it to marry you, it will say 'no,' and when it says that to you, your will get shorter by 5 inches." So Eddie went to go find the frog, and sure enough, it was relaxing by the large bush just as the witch said it would. Jr went to the frog and asked nervously, "Will you marry me?" The frog said, "NO." POOF! The man's was now 20 inches! The man asked the frog again, "Will you marry me?" The frog said, "NO." POOF! The man's was now 15 inches! So the man told himself, "I should ask the frog one more time, bc 10 inches is a pretty good size." So the man asked the frog again, "Will you marry me?" The frog asked, " You keep asking to marry me, but how many times do i have to tell you..? No, no, no, no, no..." And that’s why EdJr has a micro . Quote
posty Posted June 27 Author Posted June 27 Looks like he pulled out, which is what his fa... Nah, I won't complete it... Pen!s surgery is too risky, hard pass!!! https://www.tmz.com/2026/06/26/worlds-smallest--man-wont-get-surgery-because-of-risks/ The man claiming to have the world's smallest pen!s says enlargement surgery is a no-go, despite a flood of donations pouring into his GoFundMe to help cover the costs. Michael Phillips -- who has a diagnosed micropen!s -- tells TMZ ... the risks are simply not worth it, saying the procedure could leave him unable to get an erection or even lose sensation altogether. Plus, he's "not trying to build an 8-inch d***." Instead, the 38-year-old is hoping the money raised can go to injections designed to increase girth. Thing is ... his GoFundMe has run into a different problem ... suspected scammers. Michael says he was stunned when his original $3,500 goal ballooned to nearly $15,000 in donations. But after spotting the same account donating more than 20 times, he feared something was off. Sure enough, GoFundMe later refunded more than $5,000 after determining the money couldn't be verified. Another 17 donations from the same user -- worth nearly $4,000 -- are still showing as pending. His fundraiser now sits at nearly $10,000 after GoFundMe automatically raised the goal to reflect the surge in donations. But Michael isn't counting his chickens just yet. He says the platform is still processing the remaining donations, and until the money clears, he has no idea how much he'll actually receive. Michael tells us if there's any money left over after the injections, he's hoping to spend it wisely ... because he knows that cash could disappear just as quickly as it showed up. 1 Quote
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