seafoam1 Posted March 3 Posted March 3 7 minutes ago, peenie said: If I die you all better send flowers to my funeral! "If" you die? You planning on living forever? 2 Quote
cmh6476 Posted March 3 Posted March 3 20 minutes ago, peenie said: If I die you all better send flowers to my funeral! Sure but you'd have to add one of us as a Facebook friend so we'd see when people start sharing your obituary 1 Quote
cmh6476 Posted March 3 Posted March 3 15 minutes ago, seafoam1 said: "If" you die? You planning on living forever? She's in cahoots with @cyclone24 Quote
seafoam1 Posted March 3 Posted March 3 1 minute ago, cmh6476 said: Sure but you'd have to add one of us as a Facebook friend so we'd see when people start sharing your obituary Still looking for a friend? 1 Quote
cmh6476 Posted March 3 Posted March 3 3 minutes ago, seafoam1 said: Still looking for a friend? I've got 3,213 Facebook "friends" Quote
seafoam1 Posted March 3 Posted March 3 Just now, cmh6476 said: I've got 3,213 Facebook "friends" That's a lot. I think I had one once. Quote
MDC Posted March 3 Posted March 3 8 minutes ago, seafoam1 said: That's a lot. I think I had one once. Bull. You’ve never had a friend. 2 Quote
cyclone24 Posted March 3 Posted March 3 50 minutes ago, seafoam1 said: "If" you die? You planning on living forever? No one lives forever, no one. But with advances in modern science and my high level income, it's not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300. Quote
MikeMatt Posted March 3 Posted March 3 8 minutes ago, cyclone24 said: No one lives forever, no one. But with advances in modern science and my high level income, it's not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300. In dog years ? Don’t see your self short ! Quote
seafoam1 Posted March 3 Posted March 3 Just now, cyclone24 said: No one lives forever, no one. But with advances in modern science and my high level income, it's not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300. #metoo. But no thanks. I don't ever want to turn into a creepy joe biden falling down all the time kind of guy. The other day I was driving down a side road and I saw a guy laying on the ground half way under his car. At first I thought the dude was working on something then I realized he was down for the count. I got out of the car, helped the poor old guy up and got to his walker and on his way to his front door. And by then there were a few other people who got out of their cars and were asking if they could help. The whole time the old guy seemed really embarassed. He didn't say much. He was appreciative and said thanks, but insisted he could go the rest of the way to his door on his own. I don't want to go through that. Quote
cyclone24 Posted March 3 Posted March 3 16 minutes ago, cyclone24 said: No one lives forever, no one. But with advances in modern science and my high level income, it's not crazy to think I can live to be 245, maybe 300. Jesus Christ boys. It’s from Talladega nights. hah. Didn’t think that quote would be that obscure. Ha Quote
seafoam1 Posted March 3 Posted March 3 1 minute ago, cyclone24 said: Jesus Christ boys. It’s from Talladega nights. hah. Didn’t think that quote would be that obscure. Ha Isn't that a nascar movie? Quote
MikeMatt Posted March 3 Posted March 3 2 minutes ago, cyclone24 said: Jesus Christ boys. It’s from Talladega nights. hah. Didn’t think that quote would be that obscure. Ha Never saw it Quote
Sean Mooney Posted March 3 Posted March 3 1 hour ago, cyclone24 said: Jesus Christ boys. It’s from Talladega nights. hah. Didn’t think that quote would be that obscure. Ha You think Utilit99 has his finger on the pulse of pop culture as opposed to being far away from the pulse jammed up his own azz 5 Quote
supermike80 Posted March 3 Posted March 3 2 hours ago, cyclone24 said: Jesus Christ boys. It’s from Talladega nights. hah. Didn’t think that quote would be that obscure. Ha Ha! read that and thought...where is that from??? 1 Quote
seafoam1 Posted March 3 Posted March 3 4 hours ago, MDC said: Bull. You’ve never had a friend. Oh good one peeboy. You've proven yourself to being a broken record. Now go post "Another tranny thread..." 400 more times. This is your life... Quote
NorthernVike Posted March 3 Posted March 3 I don't see any obituary for him online so that's positive. Quote
Bier Meister Posted March 3 Posted March 3 18 minutes ago, NorthernVike said: I don't see any obituary for him online so that's positive. Me neither Quote
easilyscan Posted March 3 Posted March 3 8 hours ago, cmh6476 said: I've got 3,213 Facebook "friends" I have 102 & that's too focking many Quote
MikeMatt Posted March 3 Posted March 3 1 hour ago, easilyscan said: I have 102 & that's too focking many I have zero Quote
easilyscan Posted March 3 Posted March 3 33 minutes ago, MikeMatt said: I have zero https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/You_Have_0_Friends Quote
MikeMatt Posted March 4 Posted March 4 28 minutes ago, easilyscan said: https://southpark.fandom.com/wiki/You_Have_0_Friends That’s my birfday (original air date) 1 Quote
easilyscan Posted March 4 Posted March 4 1 hour ago, MikeMatt said: That’s my birfday (original air date) What are the odds of that! Quote
seafoam1 Posted March 4 Posted March 4 Bunch of old men reading obituaries. Jeez. What have your lives turned in to? 1 Quote
cmh6476 Posted March 4 Posted March 4 51 minutes ago, seafoam1 said: Bunch of old men reading obituaries. Jeez. What have your lives turned into? And doing helicopters with our normal size pen1ses in front of our spouses #dontbejelly 1 Quote
Voltaire Posted March 4 Posted March 4 Uh Oh. Not seen online, not returning texts, phone calls go to voice mail, never gone this long... can't help but feel that something bad has happened. 1 Quote
TheNewGirl Posted March 4 Posted March 4 On 3/3/2026 at 4:19 AM, peenie said: If I die you all better send flowers to my funeral! I am only sending white flowers. KIDDING. 1 Quote
Voltaire Posted March 4 Posted March 4 On 3/3/2026 at 6:19 AM, peenie said: If I die you all better send flowers to my funeral! Be sur to let us know if you die. 1 Quote
Bier Meister Posted March 5 Posted March 5 46 minutes ago, TheNewGirl said: So, did anyone hear from him? not yet 41 minutes ago, Voltaire said: Uh Oh. Not seen online, not returning texts, phone calls go to voice mail, never gone this long... can't help but feel that something bad has happened. yeah. Quote
SUXBNME Posted March 5 Posted March 5 No contact with him either in a few days, but there is one thing I know about the great white bunny, that fukker is a survivor. Prolly has been in a basement with some fat girl holding him hostage for sexual reasons. 1 Quote
BeenHereBefore Posted March 5 Author Posted March 5 6 minutes ago, SUXBNME said: No contact with him either in a few days, but there is one thing I know about the great white bunny, that fukker is a survivor. Prolly has been in a basement with some fat girl holding him hostage for sexual reasons. Hope it's just rehab or short stint in jail. Quote
cmh6476 Posted March 5 Posted March 5 17 minutes ago, BeenHereBefore said: Hope it's just rehab or short stint in jail. You guys checking obits thought to check arrest records? Quote
SUXBNME Posted March 5 Posted March 5 1 hour ago, Hardcore troubadour said: Maybe he’s on a bender with Wiffleball? How cool would that be Quote
FrancieFootball Posted March 5 Posted March 5 3 hours ago, cmh6476 said: You guys checking obits thought to check arrest records? He's with me. I love it when he calls me "my lady." Quote
patweisers44 Posted Thursday at 05:07 PM Posted Thursday at 05:07 PM https://youtu.be/cLTZavs4WAo?si=0v8lf7cedB4dbpHj 2 Quote
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