When peeing in a cup..

[edjr]

do you aim or do you put your dong in till it gets warm and wet?

[Meglamaniac]

2 minutes ago, edjr said:

do you aim or do you put your dong in till it gets warm and wet?

both

[cyclone24]

51 minutes ago, edjr said:

do you aim or do you put your dong in till it gets warm and wet?

I put it in until it gets warm and thank you again for letting me do that. Helps me relax so I can pee into my own cup then.

[edjr]

1 minute ago, cyclone24 said:

I put it in until it gets warm and thank you again for letting me do that. Helps me relax so I can pee into my own cup then.

 

[Kopy]

What happened to the 2 girls?

[MikeMatt]

Why the F are yous peeing in a cups ?

WTAF

[edjr]

7 minutes ago, MikeMatt said:

Why the F are yous peeing in a cups ?

WTAF

1 1/2 baths. I am almost 54. if the family is using them. if i can’t wait, cup it is!

[MikeMatt]

6 minutes ago, edjr said:

1 1/2 baths. I am almost 54. if the family is using them. if i can’t wait, cup it is!

Sounds like a kink to me. 

[Engorgeous George]

6 minutes ago, edjr said:

1 1/2 baths. I am almost 54. if the family is using them. if i can’t wait, cup it is!

Then use a sink or your wife's ficus.

[edjr]

2 minutes ago, Engorgeous George said:

Then use a sink or your wife's ficus.

i use her favorite coffee cup and pour it into the sink

[Fnord]

I'm guessing this thread is just a veiled attempt by @edjr to identify someone capable of supplying a clean sample for him prior to his next visit with his parole officer.

[The Elevator Killer]

1 minute ago, Fnord said:

I'm guessing this thread is just a veiled attempt by @edjr to identify someone capable of supplying a clean sample for him prior to his next visit with his parole officer.

I'm out. 

[MikeMatt]

A friend of mine had his MIL living with them and he hated her so in same situation he would pee in all her plants. It really was no big deal but it was satisfying for him to do so. LOL. 

[The Elevator Killer]

50 minutes ago, Kopy said:

What happened to the 2 girls?

Ed took their cup. 

[MikeMatt]

1 minute ago, The Elevator Killer said:

I'm out. 

And miss the chance to send Edgar to prison ? No one wants my pee nor my blood.  

[The Elevator Killer]

2 minutes ago, MikeMatt said:

And miss the chance to send Edgar to prison ? No one wants my pee nor my blood.  

Nah. I wouldn't do that to Eddy. 

[edjr]

7 minutes ago, Fnord said:

I'm guessing this thread is just a veiled attempt by @edjr to identify someone capable of supplying a clean sample for him prior to his next visit with his parole officer.

make sure to get it all in the mouf

[edjr]

3 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

Ed took their cup. 

hah  

[Fnord]

Just now, edjr said:

make sure to get it all in the mouf

That's my specialty!

[jerryskids]

Since I'm a Geek, I put the cup on the floor and drop my massive shlong into it.   

[edjr]

10 minutes ago, jerryskids said:

Since I'm a Geek, I put the cup on the floor and drop my massive shlong into it.   

gutterboy does that too

[jerryskids]

Just now, edjr said:

gutterboy does that too

I rest my balls on gutterboy's head when I do it.  

[patweisers44]

I set the cup in my driveway and pee from the upstairs balcony.

[Fnord]

37 minutes ago, MikeMatt said:

No one wants my pee nor my blood.  

As far as you know

[edjr]

9 minutes ago, patweisers44 said:

I set the cup in my driveway and pee from the upstairs balcony.

vacuum hose?

[Engorgeous George]

1 hour ago, edjr said:

i use her favorite coffee cup and pour it into the sink

So then, married for more than five years. 

[edjr]

1 minute ago, Engorgeous George said:

So then, married for more than five years. 

not married but going on 16 years (off and on, lots of offs)

[MikeMatt]

1 hour ago, jerryskids said:

Since I'm a Geek, I put the cup on the floor and drop my massive shlong into it.   

Take it to the man crush thread.