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51 minutes ago, Alias Detective said:

Bud Cauley

He won me 1295 last week on betmgm on a bet after day 2. 

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Posted
10 minutes ago, Fumbleweed said:

Will there be a spreadsheet made this week? 

posted in OP

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Got up early.  I was post-poop posting when you posted that, Biff!

6.04 Alex Smalley

 

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Just now, jerryskids said:

Got up early.  I was post-poop posting when you posted that, Biff!

6.04 Alex Smalley

 

For your sake, I hope he's his PGA Championship self and not his Memorial self. 

Posted
2 minutes ago, Fumbleweed said:

What would we do without you? :cheers:

You boys would be lost :lol:

 

Bovada has Jake Knapp next, but due to his recent WD issues I'm going to skip him for Patweisers and have him take Brian Harman. 

 

@edjr

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Posted
19 minutes ago, Fumbleweed said:

For your sake, I hope he's his PGA Championship self and not his Memorial self. 

Also a T-3 in the Charles Schwab, and a good iron player.  Hopefully worth the risk in the 6th round.  :cheers: 

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I’m currently at Midway Airport waiting for my flight out west to go on my yearly weeklong camping trip. Extra bummed that I won’t see the carnage tomorrow, supposed to be 40-45 MPH wind gusts. They’ll prolly stop play at some point 

Posted
17 minutes ago, BiffTannen said:

You boys would be lost :lol:

 

Bovada has Jake Knapp next, but due to his recent WD issues I'm going to skip him for Patweisers and have him take Brian Harman. 

 

@edjr

Agreed, good call.

Also, are you planning to put together a FanDuel tourney for this?  I missed giving my money to you guys at the Memorial.  :D 

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1 minute ago, jerryskids said:

Agreed, good call.

Also, are you planning to put together a FanDuel tourney for this?  I missed giving my money to you guys at the Memorial.  :D 

I've been busy of late and forgot all about the FD event. I think we will skip this one and I will remember for The Open Championship. 

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Posted
2 minutes ago, edjr said:

do we have a list of each years edex winner?

No, but assuming the search function will cooperate I can track it all down. 

Posted
9 minutes ago, BiffTannen said:

No, but assuming the search function will cooperate I can track it all down. 

Just curious, dont kill yaself

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I can tell you which member of our group had the biggest choke job of all several years ago after having a huge lead with two events remaining... :ninja:

Posted
13 minutes ago, BiffTannen said:

No, but assuming the search function will cooperate I can track it all down. 

I won 2019 and 2023 (to save you time)  and. 2nd place :wall: 

Posted
1 minute ago, Fumbleweed said:

I can tell you which member of our group had the biggest choke job of all several years ago after having a huge lead with two events remaining... :ninja:

who? i honestly don’t remember 

Posted
5 minutes ago, edjr said:

who? i honestly don’t remember 

That would be me. I was up by a seemingly insurmountable lead and choked the title away to KSB 

Posted
Just now, Fumbleweed said:

That would be me. I was up by a seemingly insurmountable lead and choked the title away to KSB 

I do recall just not who it happened to. did you and I tie for 2nd?

Posted
Just now, edjr said:

I do recall just not who it happened to. did you and I tie for 2nd?

Not sure on that. 

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Dropping these in before vaca before draft ends. If someone’s 6 pick wins that isn’t in don’t blame the AI robot.

The rankings no one asked for but I’ll give em anyway!!!

Thegeneral’s AI slop ShatGPT US Open rankings, World Cup edition.

🥇 1. Alias

Scheffler – Cantlay – Hovland – Bud Cauley – Alex Fitzpatrick

World Cup Nation: 🇪🇸 Spain

Alias plays like peak Spain: endless possession, clinical finishing, and everyone knows the game plan is “give it to Scottie and watch the tiki-taka magic happen.” Hovland happily chips in goals while Cantlay slows the game down enough to make FIFA add stoppage time.

Odds to win: +450

 

🥈 2. Clocaine

McIlroy – Rose – Spaun – Straka – Bridgeman

World Cup Nation: 🇫🇷 France

Rory is Mbappé flying down the wing while Justin Rose delivers motivational speeches and reminds everyone to hydrate. Spaun and Straka quietly do the dirty work while Bridgeman wonders how he ended up starting in a World Cup semifinal.

Odds to win: +550

 

🥉 3. General

Henley – Burns – Spieth – McNealy – Puig – Tom Kim

World Cup Nation: 🇦🇷 Argentina

General’s squad attacks like Argentina with no interest whatsoever in defending. Spieth provides enough drama for an entire Netflix documentary, Tom Kim dances after every birdie, and Puig keeps attempting bicycle kicks from 40 yards. They may win the Cup or accidentally score two own goals.

Odds to win: +650

 

4. Fumble

Åberg – Gotterup – Niemann – Kitayama – Poston – Day

World Cup Nation: 🇧🇷 Brazil

Fumble apparently believes defenders are optional. Åberg and Niemann are trying to score five goals every match while Jason Day sits in the locker room icing something and telling stories from the 2014 tournament.

Odds to win: +800

 

5. KSB

Clark – DeChambeau – Lowry – Scott – Kolvun – Bradley

World Cup Nation: 🇩🇪 Germany

KSB arrives with Bryson carrying a binder thicker than the FIFA rulebook and enough analytics to launch a satellite. Adam Scott looks like the handsome veteran captain who somehow still gets carded at the team hotel.

Odds to win: +900

 

6. Patweiser

Young – Koepka – Min Woo – Griffin – Bhatia – Harman

World Cup Nation: 🇭🇷 Croatia

Brooks spends the entire tournament speaking only three words, causing the rest of the team to treat every sentence like a halftime speech. Meanwhile Min Woo is filming celebrations before the ball has even gone in.

Odds to win: +1200

 

7. Bostonlager

Schauffele – Hatton – Morikawa – Højgaard – Fowler – Schaper

World Cup Nation: 🏴 England

Every four years Bostonlager confidently announces that football is coming home. Tyrrell Hatton spends the whole tournament arguing with the referees, and by Sunday afternoon everyone is practicing penalty kicks for another heartbreaking exit.

Odds to win: +1400

 

8. Jerry

Fitzpatrick – Thomas – Rai – Reitan – Noren – Smalley

World Cup Nation: 🇺🇾 Uruguay

Justin Thomas keeps telling the lads he’s got one more magical run left, while Alex Noren and Matt Fitzpatrick insist experience wins championships. The younger squads think they’re old. Jerry’s squad thinks vinyl records sound better.

Odds to win: +2200

 

9. edjr

Rahm – Si Woo – MacIntyre – Woodland – Gerard – Hisatsune

World Cup Nation: 🇵🇹 Portugal

Jon Rahm is carrying this team so hard FIFA officials are checking whether he’s legally allowed to count as two players. Si Woo occasionally scores a wonder goal, then immediately receives a yellow card for reasons nobody understands.

Odds to win: +3000

 

10. Wonder

Fleetwood – Reed – Matsuyama – English – Cam Smith – Ryan Fox

World Cup Nation: 🇮🇹 Italy

Wonder has enough veteran leadership to open a golf retirement village. Cam Smith looks like the striker who never trains but somehow scores, while Patrick Reed keeps insisting the VAR officials are conspiring against him.

 

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