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How amazing that America's favorite tight end and the most successful woman in music history will tie the knot this week!

Such a breath of fresh air!

Love wins!

🥰

Posted
1 minute ago, MikeMatt said:

:Crickets:

 

I'll bet you eleventy billion dollars that it gets more attention than Trump's super spectacular 250th American Boondoggle!

🤣

Posted
4 hours ago, FrancieFootball said:

How amazing that America's favorite tight end and the most successful woman in music history will tie the knot this week!

Such a breath of fresh air!

Love wins!

🥰

That's gay 

Posted
7 hours ago, FrancieFootball said:

How amazing that America's favorite tight end and the most successful woman in music history will tie the knot this week!

Such a breath of fresh air!

Love wins!

🥰

Gronk and Madonna are getting married? gross

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Posted
5 minutes ago, cmh6476 said:

bet he can't wait to pop that cherry

im sure she has been pegging him for months

Posted
8 hours ago, FrancieFootball said:

How amazing that America's favorite tight end and the most successful woman in music history will tie the knot this week!

Such a breath of fresh air!

Love wins!

🥰

You sound like a fella that loves pigeons 

Posted
1 hour ago, cmh6476 said:

bet he can't wait to pop that cherry

Well, she did refer to his love log in a song, so I have to assume her cherry done got popped a long time ago.

Posted
1 hour ago, HellToupee said:

You sound like a fella that loves pigeons 

I'm pretty ambivalent when it comes to pigeons. 

I live in the country and rarely see them. 

Posted
4 hours ago, FrancieFootball said:

Well, she did refer to his love log in a song, so I have to assume her cherry done got popped a long time ago.

Gross

Posted
6 hours ago, edjr said:

Gronk and Madonna are getting married? gross

This makes no sense. Gronk still has all his original football money (he might be the smartest player ever) and Madonna has nothing original left. 

Posted
1 minute ago, The Elevator Killer said:

This makes no sense. Gronk still has all his original football money (he might be the smartest player ever) and Madonna has nothing original left. 

:lol:

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4 minutes ago, The Elevator Killer said:

This makes no sense. Gronk still has all his original football money (he might be the smartest player ever) and Madonna has nothing original left. 

Madonna saw Taylor Swift land a Hall of Fame tight end, got jealous, and wanted one too.

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I’ll be so glad when this b!tch and Swift are married and football camp starts... TMZ is unbearable right now—well, it’s unbearable most of the time, but it’s especially terrible at the moment...

Posted
7 minutes ago, League Champion said:

You perv 

How does pointing out that Taylor Swift in a song referring to her boyfriend's pecker make one a perv?

You're a weird little man. 

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I wanna see brother Kelce make a best man's speech, then barf on the wedding cake.

I'd say it's 50/50 of it actually happening.

 

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What will be the biggest trending topic on SM this weekend?

World Cup, America 250, or this masturbatory exhibition of narcissism and extreme wealth?

Posted
1 minute ago, Fnord said:

What will be the biggest trending topic on SM this weekend?

World Cup, America 250, or this masturbatory exhibition of narcissism and extreme wealth?

Don't talk to my daughter. This is the biggest, greatest moment in American history.

She does everything right. EXCEPT when it come to Taylor Swift.

I don't get it myself. But :dunno:

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20 minutes ago, Kopy said:

Don't talk to my daughter. This is the biggest, greatest moment in American history.

She does everything right. EXCEPT when it come to Taylor Swift.

I don't get it myself. But :dunno:

You're not supposed to get it. My folks sure didn't "get" hair metal but it didn't stop me from growing a mullet and headbanging like an epileptic having an especially violent seizure.

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What's the over/under on how much butt hurt Trump will have when the Travis-Kelce wedding - perhaps the biggest since Charles and Diana - decisively upstages his pitiful 250th celebrations?

🤣

Posted
1 minute ago, League Champion said:

That's gay 🌈

You taking the fam to the ol' Great American State Fair this weekend?

Plenty of room to watch the grass grow!

🇺🇸

 

Posted
Just now, FrancieFootball said:

You taking the fam to the ol' Great American State Fair this weekend?

No, but we will be enjoying the weekend with Friends and Family at our Beach House on Hilton Head Island. Thanks for asking! 

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Posted
10 minutes ago, FrancieFootball said:

What's the over/under on how much butt hurt Trump will have when the Travis-Kelce wedding - perhaps the biggest since Charles and Diana - decisively upstages his pitiful 250th celebrations?

🤣

Not as butt hurt if he finds out Obama and Michelle were invited. 

 

Posted
40 minutes ago, Kopy said:

Don't talk to my daughter. This is the biggest, greatest moment in American history.

She does everything right. EXCEPT when it come to Taylor Swift.

I don't get it myself. But :dunno:

I get it. It's music, not rap. Taylor doesn't have much competition. 

Posted
2 hours ago, League Champion said:

No, but we will be enjoying the weekend with Friends and Family at our Beach House on Hilton Head Island. Thanks for asking! 

But you'll still be thinking about me and my fellow trans women the whole time.

:wub:

Posted
2 hours ago, Fnord said:

You're not supposed to get it. My folks sure didn't "get" hair metal but it didn't stop me from growing a mullet and headbanging like an epileptic having an especially violent seizure.

I hope there is at least one picture of you in full glory.

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