Mitch McConnell Unconscious On 'Death Bed!’ Wife Just Fled To CHINA Spy Confirmed?

[thegeneral]

1 hour ago, HellToupee said:

Dead people listen very well they say!

[HellToupee]

2 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

Dead people listen very well they say!

They also tell no lies

[thegeneral]

7 minutes ago, HellToupee said:

They also tell no lies

Ol Mitch is the guy who told us with a straight face you couldn’t possibly pick a SC judge 10 months out because it was an election year…4 years later picked a judge in like 3 weeks.

I think the secrets are safe, dude has zero shame.

[SaintsInDome2006]

13 minutes ago, HellToupee said:

They also tell no lies

Turtle holding that Scalia seat was one of the biggest reasons Trump won in 2016. Then he saved him again by delaying the 2020 impeachment vote. Of course as a result he’s reviled.

[Hardcore troubadour]

Man, I wonder where all the big mouths were during Diane Feinsteins last years? STFU. 

[SaintsInDome2006]

4 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

I wonder where all the big mouths were during Diane Feinsteins last years?

On the flipside MAGA claimed Fetterman was a vegetable & said he should resign. Now he’s a big maga darling.

We need an age limit for elected public officials. GW Bush just had his birthday & I noticed he’s younger than Trump. Then you got people like Kean. 

[thegeneral]

7 minutes ago, Hardcore troubadour said:

Man, I wonder where all the big mouths were during Diane Feinsteins last years? STFU. 

https://thehill.com/homenews/senate/4022222-fifth-house-democrat-calls-on-feinstein-to-resign/amp/
 

[Tree of Knowledge]

9 hours ago, SaintsInDome2006 said:

Turtle holding that Scalia seat was one of the biggest reasons Trump won in 2016. Then he saved him again by delaying the 2020 impeachment vote. Of course as a result he’s reviled.

Let’s not use what happened when a Justice suffocated himself with his own pillow as precedent.  Extenuating circumstances. There is no way we should have 2 Kantanji’s on the Supreme Court.  

[squistion]

 

[thegeneral]

I thought head in jar but this works too.

[Tree of Knowledge]

3 hours ago, squistion said:

 

Beshear is not his boss

[thegeneral]

1 minute ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

Beshear is not his boss

Yeah his Chinese spy wife is!

[seafoam1]

2 minutes ago, Tree of Knowledge said:

Beshear is not his boss

But, but, KYLE GRIFFIN!! 

[Voltaire]

She's been an American citizen since she was a child, has been a cabinet secretary, and her family are Taiwanese bajillionaires. She's been vetted her entire adult life. Considering Taiwan's visceral disdain for China, she'd make a poor candidate as a Chinese spy.

 

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

56 minutes ago, Voltaire said:

She's been an American citizen since she was a child, has been a cabinet secretary, and her family are Taiwanese bajillionaires. She's been vetted her entire adult life. Considering Taiwan's visceral disdain for China, she'd make a poor candidate as a Chinese spy.

It’s a ridiculous claim. And iirc she was the *only Trump cabinet secretary to make it through his whole term.

[SaintsInDome2006]

<<McConnell suffered an apparent heart attack at his Washington, D.C. home on June 14, according to audio of an emergency dispatch call obtained by independent journalist Desirée Townsend. In the audio of the 911 call, first responders were told of “CPR in progress” due to “cardiac arrest.”>>

TDB

- Chao is back home. In Beijing she met with the US Ambassador & the Chinese VP.

[The Girlfriend]

This guy is dead right?

Why are they covering this up?

[seafoam1]

9 minutes ago, The Girlfriend said:

This guy is dead right?

Why are they covering this up?

Says the guy who voted for a walking dead liberal last term. Poor mdc. 

[seafoam1]

Liberals love cheering on the deaths of normals. 

[Fnord]

20 minutes ago, The Girlfriend said:

This guy is dead right?

Why are they covering this up?

Seems unlikely to me that his death could be kept a secret this long.

But I'm not buying all the reports of lengthy conversations with him occurring.

[thegeneral]

29 minutes ago, The Girlfriend said:

This guy is dead right?

Why are they covering this up?

He was mostly dead for months prior to this heat attack. Now he’s fully dead.

[thegeneral]

 

[Voltaire]

On 7/8/2026 at 5:51 AM, Tree of Knowledge said:

Let’s not use what happened when a Justice suffocated himself with his own pillow as precedent.  Extenuating circumstances. There is no way we should have 2 Kantanji’s on the Supreme Court.  

Who knew at the time that Merrick Garland was such a partisan apparatchik POS? Horrible scumbag! At the time, I allowed myself to drink the legacy media koolaid that he was a moderate Democrat. Boy, was I wrong. 

I have a mile of differences with Mitch McConnell but I gotta give him credit, he really saved the day on that SCOTUS nomination. Easily the most important and significant thing he accomplished as Majority/Minority leader.

[thegeneral]

Aren’t Republicans always going on about dead people voting?

[Voltaire]

McConnell does appear to be a little worse off than Biden but still better than the Iranian leader.

[RaiderHaters Revenge]

he dead?

 

[Engorgeous George]

On 7/9/2026 at 12:39 PM, Fnord said:

Seems unlikely to me that his death could be kept a secret this long.

But I'm not buying all the reports of lengthy conversations with him occurring.

Maybe those folks got confused.  Maybe they were shown some Touche Turtle reruns and they thought they were hearing from Mitch.

[thegeneral]

2 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

he dead?

 

How would we know?

[Engorgeous George]

On 7/9/2026 at 12:49 PM, thegeneral said:

He was mostly dead for months prior to this heat attack. Now he’s fully dead.

As Miracle Max notes, Mostly dead is somewhat alive.

[Voltaire]

9 minutes ago, RaiderHaters Revenge said:

he dead?

 

Yesterday, Thune, Barasso, and Scott Jennings all say they spoke with him. His office says he is improving. Jennings goes into some small detail of how his conversation went, saying it was McConnell who called him and they talked about the normal sort of things they usually talk about. He relays that McConnell says he's OK. 

[thegeneral]

4 minutes ago, Voltaire said:

Yesterday, Thune, Barasso, and Scott Jennings all say they spoke with him. His office says he is improving. Jennings goes into some small detail of how his conversation went, saying it was McConnell who called him and they talked about the normal sort of things they usually talk about. He relays that McConnell says he's OK. 

He only tips over now occasionally and the strokes that cause him to freeze and need to be carried off are coming at a much slower pace.

[thegeneral]

This dude makes Biden look like in his prime Jordan mixed with Ali and Gretzky.

[thegeneral]

This is healthy Mitch a year before he was found unconscious from a heart attack a couple weeks ago. There are quite a few of these and just the ones caught on camera where they wheeled him out for questions

 

[SaintsInDome2006]

2 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

This is healthy Mitch a year before he was found unconscious from a heart attack a couple weeks ago. There are quite a few of these and just the ones caught on camera where they wheeled him out for questions

He should’ve resigned then. One of the most destructive individuals in Congress since McCarthy in his own way. 

[SaintsInDome2006]

21 hours ago, Voltaire said:

McConnell does appear to be a little worse off than Biden but still better than the Iranian leader.

Hes a lot (mucho lot) worse off than Biden (or Trump) (maybe Wilson too).

He is very bad off. 

There’s also video from his DC home having stuff pulled out of it. 

No bueno.

[Voltaire]

21 minutes ago, SaintsInDome2006 said:

Hes a lot (mucho lot) worse off than Biden (or Trump) (maybe Wilson too).

He is very bad off. 

There’s also video from his DC home having stuff pulled out of it. 

No bueno.

Yeah, he looks pretty bad off. He's also already had his share of Biden moments caught on video before he was hospitalized..

[SaintsInDome2006]

Just now, Voltaire said:

Yeah, he looks pretty bad off. He's also already had his share of Biden moments caught on video before he was hospitalized..

And the IV marks on Trump’s hands, what’s going on there?

I think everyone ought to get together and propose an age limit after we’re finished with this krewe.

Btw Jennings said on CNN to expect a letter by Monday from McConnell (or his staff) saying “if or when” he’ll return.

[dogcows]

18 minutes ago, SaintsInDome2006 said:

And the IV marks on Trump’s hands, what’s going on there?

I think everyone ought to get together and propose an age limit after we’re finished with this krewe.

Btw Jennings said on CNN to expect a letter by Monday from McConnell (or his staff) saying “if or when” he’ll return.

People could just stop voting for octogenarians.

Then again, who votes…? Mostly old people. If we fixed that problem, the problem of ancient candidates might solve itself. 

[thegeneral]

36 minutes ago, Voltaire said:

Yeah, he looks pretty bad off. He's also already had his share of Biden moments caught on video before he was hospitalized..

This dude makes Biden look like Teddy Roosevelt the rough rider version. If this were a lib it would be number one story on Fox every night.

[Voltaire]

29 minutes ago, thegeneral said:

This dude makes Biden look like Teddy Roosevelt the rough rider version. If this were a lib it would be number one story on Fox every night.

Was Diane Feinstein the #1 story on Fox every night?