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Went to a gas station that is not self serve.

1 guy filling tanks. Some 40yo ish guy was sitting in his car and I guess the gas tank was filled but the attendant was busy helping others.

So the guy, instead of getting out of his car and taking the nozzle out of the tank himself, starts blasting his horn many times to get attention. 😆

Best part is, he is like in his 40s and has a Hillary campaign sticker on his bumper. 🤣 

He looked so mad. :banana:

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1 hour ago, thegeneral said:

Please change title of thread to “***Official Things That Amuse Simpletons***”

No. I don't want to cater to you and ed. :dunno:

Posted
4 minutes ago, MikeMatt said:

WTF is rando ? Would it focking kill you to type one more god damn letter ???  WTF these abbreviations are getting out of hand lazy ass mofos

"Rando" may be one of those male feminine words they like to throw around. Thegeneral would know.  

Posted
3 hours ago, seafoam1 said:

Went to a gas station that is not self serve.

1 guy filling tanks. Some 40yo ish guy was sitting in his car and I guess the gas tank was filled but the attendant was busy helping others.

So the guy, instead of getting out of his car and taking the nozzle out of the tank himself, starts blasting his horn many times to get attention. 😆

Best part is, he is like in his 40s and has a Hillary campaign sticker on his bumper. 🤣 

He looked so mad. :banana:

Was this in 1959?

Posted
15 minutes ago, MikeMatt said:

WTF is rando ? Would it focking kill you to type one more god damn letter ???  WTF these abbreviations are getting out of hand lazy ass mofos

WTF Bro!

Posted
3 minutes ago, MikeMatt said:

Ha. 
 

Convo and Rando are beyond my pet peeves. Presser too but that’s (unfortunately) pretty mainstream. 
 

One letter bro ! M. Use it !

😎

That’s rando 😄

Posted
1 minute ago, MikeMatt said:

Could be NJ where the state knows their constituents are not smart enough to pump their own gas. Dumbasses. 

To be fair I wouldn’t trust the Peefoam’s of the world with that kind of responsibility either. 

Posted
1 hour ago, Gepetto said:

Was this in 1959?

 

7 minutes ago, MikeMatt said:

Could be NJ where the state knows their constituents are not smart enough to pump their own gas. Dumbasses. 

Yeah, I was going to stay that my state does not have full-service gas only.  We also don't have milkmen or ice block delivery.  So I'm not sure what the protocol is.  :dunno: 

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The attendant should've walked over, apologized, & offered a free under the hood inspection for his trouble. 

Remove the oil cap, & tell the jerk everything was OK. 

Posted
4 hours ago, thegeneral said:

Please change title of thread to “***Official Things That Amuse Simpletons***”

Nice  :lol:

Posted
1 minute ago, easilyscan said:

The attendant should've walked over, apologized, & offered a free under the hood inspection for his trouble. 

Remove the oil cap, & tell the jerk everything was OK. 

THEY HATE THE CANS !@#

Posted
4 hours ago, thegeneral said:

To be fair I wouldn’t trust the Peefoam’s of the world with that kind of responsibility either. 

Poor genital. He tries hard. Keeps coming up short. Well, that's what his BF says. 

Posted
6 hours ago, MikeMatt said:

Could be NJ where the state knows their constituents are not smart enough to pump their own gas. Dumbasses. 

It was just the gas station I pulled into for some reason didn't have self serve. Not the state.

And every liberal voter in the country is the same. Not just in liberal states. Look at rusty, he lives in Texas but doesn't know how to put air in the tires on his bicycle. 

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