Who's got the best pre-season roster?

[BlackPlague 1]

Ignoring the fact that a certain Canadian that will remain unnamed has delayed the completion of the draft, pick the 2 best teams.

 

Only rule...no picking your own roster!

 

My top 2:

 

Intentional Torts

Badly Beaten Mimes

[Blitzen 0]

The certain Canadian has picked and is sorry for the delay

[Ditkanate 0]

I don't know about you guys but szath's infield makes me tremble in fear!!

 

Jorge Posada

Fred McGriff

Jay Bell

Juan Uribe

Placido Polanco

Frank Catalanotto

Tino Martinez

 

[Ditkanate 0]

I'd like torrid's team if his starting pitchers weren't a bunch of mediocre has beens and never was's.

[Ditkanate 0]

I absolutely LOVE the torts pitching staff. Wow. He's got some holes in his hitting but good god that is a hell of a pitching staff. Yowsa.

[Ditkanate 0]

I guess i like Hog Chow and KC Duece the best..... SINCE i can't pick my own of course.

[Bill Swerski 0]

I assume that it is merely oversight that Cheesy Sausage has not been mentioned yet.

[Bill Swerski 0]

Originally posted by Ditkanate:

I'd like torrid's team if his starting pitchers weren't a bunch of mediocre has beens and never was's.    

 

When you refer to "mediocre has beens and never was's" I assume you mean guys like

 

Ainsworth, Redding, Tollberg, Chen, Bere, and Garland? :confused:

 

[ 03-17-2002: Message edited by: Bill Swerski ]

[BlackPlague 1]

Originally posted by Bill Swerski:

I assume that it is merely oversight that Cheesy Sausage has not been mentioned yet.

 

Nope.

[Bill Swerski 0]

3 Year Averages:

 

Sausage:

306 HR

1103 RS

.288 BA

1118 RBI

128 SB

 

4.07 ERA

888 K

95 S

1.29 WHIP

72 WW

 

 

Mimes:

292 HR

1124 RS

.282 BA

1017 RBI

189 SB

 

4.45 ERA

1104 K

48 S

1.43 WHIP

86 W

 

Big Red Mirth Mobile:

243 HR

1005 RS

.287 BA

1000 RBI

159 SB

 

3.89 ERA

938 K

42 S

1.35 WHIP

74 W

 

Birmingham Kudzu:

274 HR

940 RS

.282

967 RBI

120 SB

 

3.86 ERA

1159 K

70 S

1.31 WHIP

97 W

 

Spam:

241 HR

997 RS

.302 BA

946 RBI

156 SB

 

3.94 ERA

1226 K

79 S

1.31 WHIP

80 W

 

Flensers:

269 HR

987 RS

.286 BA

976 RBI

148 SB

 

4.23 ERA

917 K

58 S

1.34 WHIP

59 W

 

BigKnockers:

270 HR

1180 RS

.283 BA

1038 RBI

233 SB

 

4.11 ERA

1197 K

45 S

1.29 WHIP

84 W

 

Intentional Torts:

243 HR

1027 RS

.280 BA

949 RBI

158 SB

 

3.93 ERA

1261 K

96 S

1.29 WHIP

90 W

 

Longballers:

252 HR

1011 RS

.281 BA

994 RBI

151 SB

 

3.78 ERA

866 K

40 S

1.309 WHIP

83 W

 

LA Losers:

291 HR

1053 RS

.293 BA

1056 RBI

140 SB

 

3.85 ERA

1100 K

72 S

1.33

89 W

 

Mighty Heat:

246 HR

955 RS

.296 BA

955 RBI

107 SB

 

3.95 ERA

1080 K

63 S

1.23 WHIP

100 W

 

Burrito:

259 HR

1060 RS

.291 BA

976 RBI

190 SB

 

4.03 ERA

1045 K

39 S

1.34 WHIP

84 W

 

Vomit Comoets:

220 HR

871 RS

.287 BA

804 RBI

114 SB

 

3.86 ERA

771 K

42 S

1.25 WHIP

68 W

[Bill Swerski 0]

Based on the above:

 

1. Losers 93 Points

2. Big Knockers 87 Points

3. Cheesy Sausage 82 Points

4. Intentional Torts 81 Points

5. Mimes 75 Points

6. EFocker 72 Points

6. Ditka's Spam 72 Points

6. Mighty Heat 72 Points

9. Burrito 68 Points

10. Longballers 61 Points

11. Big Red Mirth Mobile 60 Points

12. Bunster's Renteria All Stars 48 Points

13. Vomit Comets 40 Points

[Blitzen 0]

I like it: last again as I was last year!! It's a good omen...

[Ditkanate 0]

Originally posted by Bill Swerski:

Ainsworth, Redding, Tollberg, Chen, Bere, and Garland?    :confused:

 

Sorry, but i am not allowed to discuss my own roster.

[szath 0]

I don't know about you guys but szath's infield makes me tremble in fear!!

Jorge Posada

Fred McGriff

Jay Bell

Juan Uribe

Placido Polanco

Frank Catalanotto

Tino Martinez

 

You all we be ****ting in your pants once I get Offerman to round out the "Dream Team" infield....

 

[szath 0]

I like the Sausage to lock it up by August 1 if he can draft a pitching staff from waivers...

 

[szath 0]

my Sandbox live draft (that I did not realize was a live draft)started last week and is still in Round 1...at the pace we are going it will break the BOSMOSPOF record by a calendar year...no more griping about BOSMOSPOF drafts for me...

 

Can I change my team name to "The Wiggles" ?

 

:cool:

 

[ 03-17-2002: Message edited by: szath ]

[torridjoe 0]

That's OK, people thought my staff sucked last year too, and I still scored 40 points without Kevin Brown much of the year. I'm a gemfinder.

 

Thanks for doing the 3 yr avg stats. Of course, those will look unfavorably upon you if you drafted: 1) players who lost a year or more to injury, or 2) rookies and young players just coming into their own (like, y'know, Jeremy Giambi and Marcus Giles).

 

Nobody looks good but me!

[szath 0]

actually the "FEARED LONGBALLER" infield that will take the league by storm with some projected stats is featured below:

 

Crime Dog McGriff (1B) - .310BA, 45HRs, 127 RBIs, 91 RUNS

Damion Easley (2B) - .285BA, 18 HRs, 75 RBIs, 28 SBs, 88 RUNS

Juan Uribe (SS) - .268BA, 27 HRS, 90 RBIs, 15 SBs, 80 RUNs

Jose Maicas (3B) - .255BA, 5HRs, 57 RBIs, 35SBs, 85RUNs

Tino Martinez (CI)- .272BA, 29 HRs, 115 RBIs, 4SBs, 90RUNs

Placido Polanico (MI) - .315BA, 14 HRs, 77 RBIs, 8SBs, 80 RUNS

Jorge Posada © - .303BA, 32 HRs, 95 RBIs, 87 RUNs, 1 SB

 

Nick Johnson (1B/CI) - will get some ABs too - .297BA, 34HRs, 88 RBIs, 78 RUNs

 

and once Frank Catalano is infield eligible..watch out girls! - .325BA, 100 RUNs, 18 HRs, 75 RBIs and 2SBs...

 

....Miss Cleo told me so before she got busted

:eek:

 

[ 03-17-2002: Message edited by: szath ]

 

[ 03-17-2002: Message edited by: szath ]

 

[ 03-17-2002: Message edited by: szath ]

[EMoney 0]

Originally posted by Bill Swerski:

Based on the above:

 

1.  Losers 93 Points

2.  Big Knockers 87 Points

3.  Cheesy Sausage 82 Points

4.  Intentional Torts 81 Points

5.  Mimes 75 Points

6.  EFocker 72 Points

6.  Ditka's Spam 72 Points

6.  Mighty Heat 72 Points

9.  Burrito 68 Points

10. Longballers 61 Points

11. Big Red Mirth Mobile 60 Points

12. Bunster's Renteria All Stars 48 Points

13. Vomit Comets 40 Points

 

First positive report I have seen on my team this spring. I'll gladly take a 3 way tie for 6th. The ownership of the Kudzu simply wants to improve.

[Bill Swerski 0]

Originally posted by szath:

actually the "FEARED LONGBALLER" infield  that will take the league by storm with some projected stats is featured below:

 

Crime Dog McGriff (1B) - .310BA, 45HRs, 127 RBIs, 91 RUNS

Damion Easley (2B) - .285BA, 18 HRs, 75 RBIs, 28 SBs, 88 RUNS

Juan Uribe (SS) - .268BA, 27 HRS, 90 RBIs, 15 SBs, 80 RUNs

Jose Maicas (3B) - .255BA, 5HRs, 57 RBIs, 35SBs, 85RUNs

Tino Martinez (CI)- .272BA, 29 HRs, 115 RBIs, 4SBs, 90RUNs

Placido Polanico (MI) - .315BA, 14 HRs, 77 RBIs, 8SBs, 80 RUNS

Jorge Posada © - .303BA, 32 HRs, 95 RBIs, 87 RUNs, 1 SB

 

Nick Johnson (1B/CI) - will get some ABs too - .297BA, 34HRs, 88 RBIs, 78 RUNs

 

and once Frank Catalano is infield eligible..watch out girls! - .325BA, 100 RUNs, 18 HRs, 75 RBIs and 2SBs...

 

....Miss Cleo told me so before she got busted

 

 

:-B :-B

[KC Deuce 1]

Originally posted by Bill Swerski:

 

 

:-B   :-B

 

:szathface: