New year, same luck.
FU to my WRs that are so fragile they can't even make it to week 1. Golloday, Evans, and Samuel. Fock all of you
FU DK Metcalf. Thanks for the 1 grab.
FU Dalvin Cook. Yeah a TD. Otherwise, Mattison is making you look silly
FU Adam 'big year' Thielen. I shoulda known this no-talent flash in the pan would suck again