Sergeant Bri

New York Strip or Tuna Sandwich Found In Couch Cushions?

Awesome. You gotta love the going back for seconds.

They die from answering the revolver.

I think that stupid chicks dating dirtbags might actually predate facebook. Just zip it and go back to watching Real Housewives. Or get her to send some semi-nude pics. If she wants relationship advice she'll ask for it.

I think that stupid chicks dating dirtbags might actually predate facebook. Just zip it and go back to watching Real Housewives. Or get her to send some semi-nude pics. If she wants relationship advice she'll ask for it.

She has a kind of big, Amazon build. You catch me when my rectum is ready to launch a major turdship and I just might go for the dump option. At least I'd be one of less than 1000 guys who've done that. Prolly.

Follow-up question: Fergie (the black eyed peas one): Fock her or take a dump on her face?

It's still Marisa.

Crap. Now the TSA prolly won't let me carry on my 18 by 32 foot megatron.

Not wrong at all. Their prices really are not low; they sell in order to raise as much money as possible for their charitable efforts.

We don't know the whole story. Maybe they thought the kid was Jewish.

You're a professional word counter? There are good jobs out there for guys who shove their heads into vaginas. Use edjr as a reference.

I wonder if they applied Tru-Coat to the town's undercarriage as well.

Maybe he'd had bad experiences with Asian hookers.

The kid was prolly a member of a criminal stroller gang trying to move in on someone else's playground. Live by the stroller, die by the stroller. : /