Sandy Loam

Peefoam is so dumb that he thinks menopause is a button on his smart-TV remote.

Peefoam is so dumb that he ordered a Fleetwood Mac at McDonald's.

Peefoam is so dumb that he stuck a cell phone up his butt to make a booty call.

Peefoam is so dumb that it took him 10 days to put together a four-piece jigsaw puzzle.

Peefoam is so dumb that it took him 10 hours to watch "60 Minutes."

Only if they menstruate.

So you're into women in their late 70s whom you still consider attractive. Make Septuagenarians Sexy Again.

I don't consider Najee as "oft injured."

I'm here because men menstruate? (Psssst! Men can't menstruate!)

She was actually kind of hot when she was young. Had that nerdy sexy thing going on. https://www.life.com/people/life-with-hillary-portraits-of-a-wellesley-grad-1969/

You obsess over the belief that there are men who think they can menstruate. Fun fact: Men can't menstruate.

Menstruating men!

My process involves not frafting oft-injured players. HTH.

Nothing like being rich and retired and kicking off the day here instead of enjoying time with the "hot wife" and five cows.

Peefoam is so dumb that he spent 10 hours staring at a glass of orange juice because it said "concentrate" on the carton.

Pity bump.

Gay loons!

No doubt Trump will position troops on a boat out in Lake Michigan, and that boat will be safe as fock!

Flipper!!!

I'm sure they feel the same way about you.

Any chance we can move back the draft? Hell, even one day would allow me to draft. Personally, the weekend before the season starts is what I prefer. No biggie if the date is set in stone, and I'll autodraft.

Thank you for this pubic service announcement.

Nope. I've met many Geeks from here and maintain friendships to this day. Do you have any friends?

It's called having actual friends instead of being so insecure that your self-worth is tied up in spending all day here trying to play alpha male and making the top of the leaderboard daily.

Then why do you spend so much time stalking men on the Internet?