Sandy Loam

1.) I made out with a Playboy centerfold. 2.) I ended a rattlesnake's life using a grill off an Old Smokey and removed its rattles with a pair of pliers. 3.) I met Ted Nugent at an airport while he and Damn Yankees were en route to the next tour date.

Trump bragged about how he would end it before inauguration, backpeddled to him ending it on Day 1 and here we are eight months later with him being Putin's pecker puffer, leaving MAGAs to whatabout to Biden as their safe space to not have to accept that their beloved cult leader is a useless, self-servicing, convicted-felon, narcissitic clown.

If ex-wives were hours that you spend here daily instead of enjoying your hot wife, riches and retirement ...

Biden talked to Putin many times before the war started, and Putin invaded anyway. If your "hot wife" threatened to leave you, and you talked about it and she left you anyway, would you still be a little b!tch and talk to her? Probably.

Have you actually been there? It's a great city.

Almost every major city in America is blue.

I've only gotten weirder and more offensive.

ZELENSKY: EYE DEEECLARE ZEE WAR EEES OVER! WORLD:

You seem to be having a particularly heavy-flow and painful menstrual cycle this month, Maxipad.

Nice corn shot at 2:59.

Boston has always been in a state of ruin.

Another moronic whatabout to Biden and cancer. By the way, your beloved Russians bombed an American factory in Ukraine. Let's see what a b!tch Trump is about that! https://www.yahoo.com/news/articles/russia-bombs-us-factory-one-104750986.html

I've enjoyed growing old with you.

Nah.

Trump said he would end this on Day 1. He said he had all these productive meetings. Zero results. Russia isn't under attack. It is the attacker. Putin doesn't want peace, and Trump is a blowhard and failure. His word and all that big talk is crap. Wake up.

Despite all Trump's baloney about all that hellaproductuve talk with Putin, Zelensky and European leaders, jackshit has been accomplished. No deal. No peace. No ceasefire. NOTHING but big talk and big bragging. What a joke. https://www.nytimes.com/2025/08/21/world/europe/russia-ukraine-peace-talks-trump.html?smid=nytcore-android-share

Wait! HT is a welcher?

https://www.nbcnews.com/business/markets/trump-bought-bonds-companies-governments-rcna226024 Crooked Trump has bought more than $100 million in bonds since becoming president. Despicable. He's profiteering off his presidency.

FIVE COWS!

Perhaps you shouldn't have your wife buy them at the Dollar Tree while you feverishly stalk people on the Internet and brag about how rich and retired you are to a small group of people who couldn't care less on a low-rent, lightly trafficked message board.

My Trump paradigm has shifted a bit. Instead of seeing him like Hitler, with myriad similarities, to me he's looking a lot more like Mao Zedong. Here are the characteristics of Maoism: Undeniable, folks!

I've listed my positions on issues myriad times, and yet it gets ignored or forgotten as the MAGA collective feverishly jumps to labeling anything that disagrees with it as liberal. Even TNG remarked that we see eye to eye more than she realized. I believe in a small government, tax cuts, a badass military, toughness on immigration. I think Trump is a crazy, self-servicing, crooked narcissistic authoritarian who wants to run the country like a dictatorship, and I think the MAGAs blindly follow him, whatabout the surrounding insanity and project what they are doing onto what they perceive as the left. That said, let's see you or anyone else here point to anything that makes me a liberal other than strongly opposing the Trump and MAGA mindset. I lean a little to the left on social issues, which puts me pretty close to the middle, just a little right of center. But MAGAs can't accept centrists because they don't believe every gawddamned thing that they do.

MAGAs think that anyone who sees Trump as a narcissistic shitpig and doesn't drink every ounce of the Trump cultist Kool Aid is a liberal or moderate in sheep's clothing.

BDS.

Cheers to the Bus Driver.