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A huge reason why I got he fock out of there was getting away from the hurricanes. Rita did about $25,000 in damages to my house, and then Ike did $40,000. I moved away from there in 2008 and could not get rid of that focking Buttmont house to save my life. After a series of tenants, most of them bad, I decided in summer 2017 when the house was vacant to suck up the good ol' double mortgage for as long as it took to sell the focker, and then two weeks away from closing, Hurricane Harvey put 58 inches of water in it, causing $125,000 in damages. The contractor I hired gutted the downstairs and installed all the electrical stuff before running off with the last draw of insurance money I'd given him to keep things going. I can't recall being any more livid in my life and set out to make that mutherfucker pay, which I did. I hunted him like an animal, and a private investigator I hired tracked him down to Odessa and served his ass in a Wal Mart parking lot. I whipped his ass in court and brought him back when he wouldn't pay. He produced a fake bank stub saying he'd paid me $5,000, and the judge busted his ass and threatened him with jail time for contempt of court. The judge ordered him to provide me with a list of all of his assets, including what he had in the bank. Through a fake social media page (he'd blocked me everywhere), I took a screen shot of a post where he said he had multiple bank accounts, none of which he'd disclosed. The lawyer sent him a letter saying, "It has come to our attention that you were not forthcoming with your list of assets." That got his attention, and he wound up paying me back $8,000, probably half of what he'd stolen, but at least I got something back. Lots of other crazy things happened along the way, but I finally got that house fixed up and sold. I lost money on it, but fock it.

And haven't in 16 years. I guess Barney Fife's investigative skills have gotten rusty in retirement.

You're here responding to me instead of watching that NFL playoff game, which I have on by the way. I can multitask.

Another BDS thread.

Another BDS thread.

Creepy.

Like when MAGAturds believed that Haitians were eating cats and dogs and a Venezuelan gang had taken over an entire city. Or like when Fox news put out misinformation about the 2020 voting machines and got its ass kicked in court. Or like when Alex Jones told his audience that Sandy Hook was a hoax, and then he got his ass kicked in court and admitted he was wrong. Or how economic factors got misrepresented and hypercatastrophized to make people think the economy was worse than it was, never mind record-low unemployment, the soaring stock market, the GDP and other leading economic indicators that have been kicking ass.

TikTok is back up.

This is only the beginning of MAGAturd hypocrisy. When the same stuff that they pinned on Biden is still around or gets worse under Clownzo, they'll do their bestest to excuse and whatabout it all day every day.

I love this for those wind-chilled Buttriots!

They're going to go up once the undocumented workers who harvest them are rounded up and shipped out of the country. Forty focking percent. America First! Woo!

They're attractive women, which you can't see through your racist-colored lenses.

Still talking about Biden and Harris.

Man, I don't know about you, but I'd be neck deep in that musty teabag, her and Harris, too.

I'd vote for a full kitty litter box over Clownzo all day every day, but now that he's the Chosen One, it's going to be fun to trigger you MAGAturds for the next four years. GET HERE, MONDAY! I CAN'T WAIT!

DEEEE EEEEEEE EYYEEEEEEE!!!!

Do you know for sure he's dead?

You should spend more time with your kids instead of obsessing over what I'm doing on a Saturday night, which mostly is watching the football game.

I don't turn to ABC or CNN for weather updates. I roll with the National Weather Service.

You're still talking about her. I'm only talking about her in the context of you still talking about her, you doddering old man. Quit talking about her!

Do der merth!