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Four more years of Clownzo will right that listing ship!

PEEDOM OF PEE-CH.

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And they'll lose their minds and buy up everything they can find in a store, only to have whatever winter precitipitation that did stick be melted by noon.

It's not very presidential to make other countries - particularly our longtime allies - think we might take military action against other countries as part of a Putin-like land grab. If he is kidding, this just makes him look like a clown, which is why I've been calling him Clownzo for years. This is who he is. He's not a world leader. He's a focking clown.

As evidenced by our incoming president, America loves rewarding its traitors and criminals.

Not even close to the same thing. Renaming own mountain isn't anything like renaming a massive international water body through which myriad countries ship goods. This is just arrogance on Trump's part and not good optics on his part, regardless of whether he is serious. And the clown show has just begun.

He's been angry and bitter ever since his state passed laws making it much more difficult to access the sickest porn imaginable.

Of course taking over Greenland and the Panama Canal has its economic advantages, but Trump not ruling out military force to do so is just bad diplomacy and poor, lunatic leadership, which gets the whole world up in arms about what he says. Here, we have Germany and France WARNING him about his Greenland ambitions: https://www.bbc.com/news/articles/ckg9gvg3452o

The beautiful parts of the gulf coast are in Mexico. Most everything from Texor to Florida is relatively gross, more often than not brown from the all the river silt and hot as bathwater in the summer.

MAGAturds for years have been labeling Democrats as "warmongerers," just because we send military aid to other countries, and here we have Clownzo threatening to go to war to take Greenland and the Panama Canal. Denmark, which owns Greenland, is a NATO member, by the way.

Mindlessly slaughtering hogs with a semi-automatic weapon, machine gun or explosives is high on my bucket list.

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A few years ago I created a trail through the woods to the creek, where there is a waterfall. It's about 100 yards, but the woods back there are full of coyote holes, thorny vines and lots of downed trees and limbs. Once spring started, the woods reclaimed that trail in a matter of weeks. I've managed to create about 25 yards of back yard through brush hogging, but everything I've tried to clear since then just gets grown over in a matter of weeks. It's kind of creepy back there, and I always feel like I'm being watched when I go in there. I put a game cam back there and got pics of deer, a bobcat, coyotes and a flying squirrel, which took me a while to identify. I've run across a bunch of snakes, including copperheads and a huge king snake. I haven't seen any signs of wild hogs - which are out of control in Texor - but they'll get here some day, and when they do, I'll shoot the fock out of them. The abandoned coyote holes are useful for burying cats that die on us. The red clay is hard to dig through, plus there are roots galore. Some day long after I'm gone, someone will run across those cat graves and wonder what the fock went on here. Every year, we take in a couple of old, diseased cats that were set for euthanasia in a shelter because no one wanted them. They spend a year or two in love, care and comfort before they cross over the rainbow bridge, with us giving them their lives' best years. And people wonder why we do it.

PEEPAWS PITTAH BUMP!

Everything comes down the day after Christmas, and the tree went atop this huge burn pile I've been building for months. Once the weather cools, I spend weekends brush hogging the woods behind my house to improve the view from my back porch. Three or four huge trees fell over back there during a storm with high winds, so I'll be chopping up those fockers until April. As it is, the burn pile takes up about 400 square feet of ground and is about 10 feet high. It will be visible from orbit by the time I set it off.

For the police officers who were killed or wounded in the line of duty in the traitorous insurrection Jan. 6, 2021. God bless their families and our great democracy for their sacrifices. Let's learn and make our nation better. We can do this!

They've already depleted my liquor cabinet, pinned Trump 2024 posters all over the place and molested all the cats, calling them "muh ladies." As soon as they leave, I'm calling in a Hazmat team to clean up the goo.

Neither is your idea that Juneteenth happens in December, but mall cops aren't that educated.

I made a typo and corrected it. I didn't double down like you did with Juneteenth, tank transport, watermelon prices and whatever else I shoved your nose in poop before throwing you outside for a learned lesson. Go. To. Bed.

It was 2021, dumbass. You still think we don't transport tanks by air, Sgt. Dork?

Great breakdown of unhinged MAGAturds attacking the Capitol.

You still paying $27 a pound for watermelons?

While you pee in the cat box?

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