Death

Clownzo's America.

Prairie View was a poor choice.

Well poop.

Are you on your period?

BDS, B!TCHES!

DEE EEEE EYE!!!!!!

I look forward to no more crime, drugs, war, illegal immigration, cancer, erectile dysfunction or any world problems whatsoever come Jan. 21. Booyay!!!!!

Doesn't pass the Turdcore Test due to no charges.

I love it when I trigger MAGAturds to the point of starting threads. That's winning!

It's a Peefoam queef. Only those with BDS are prone to get diseases from it.

I'm looking forward to blaming Clownzo for everything come Jan. 20, just like you clowns have been blaming Biden for everything for the past four years. I'll be busier than a freshly kicked fire-ant mound in that regard.

You so coy.

Ewwww. I'd save that for the hazmat squad.

Phew!

It's nice you want my attention so badly, but there is no vacancy for when it comes to rent-free space in my head, but feel free to creepily burn up the Internet some more to dig up personal information on me and my family.

Good thing Carrot Top didn't miss the extra point.

It's Amateur's Night.

You think he's looking out the Oval Office window with a pair of binoculars and "on watch" for terrorist attacks?

I've only been out on New Year's Eve once since 1999, and that was last year when we went over to Dallas for a fancy dinner, a Broadway play and a killer downtown fireworks show. Other than that, the wife and I don't have any desire to go out on NYE. We had a fun dinner, lots of food and lots of football. Our kind of evening.

My wife is a big Texor fan, and she just said: "If they lose, I'm going eat too much, drink too much and go to bed early."

Actually, Jan. 20 has come early!

Clownzo's America.

Only you wouldn't get that I'm doing the same thing that MAGAturds have been doing since 2016 - dumbly assigning blame to a party or president for issues such as gas prices, inflation, etc. A black crackhead who has never voted and probably couldn't name the president commits a crime, and MAGAturds around here slap the Democrat and liberal labels on it. I'm going to spend the next four years quid pro quoing the sh!t out of that. Jan. 20 can't come soon enough.