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Cue the sharp turn into trannies. What's wrong? You lose your pickleball match today down at the whites-only country club?

MAGA: GAS PRICES ARE HIGH! BLAME BIDEN! HE DID THAT! MAGA: GAS PRICES ARE LOW RIGHT BEFORE THE ELECTION! IT'S A CONSPIRACY! Supply-and-demand reality and facts that MAGA ignores because it's stupid that way: Of course, prices will go up due to increased demand. The holiday season, you know.

Then they'll just keep losing. Hopefully a Harris win will put a fork in MAGA as the party as a whole realizes that this mindset will never convince the nation to put someone like Trump in the White House. Just look at the long list of Republicans who have endorsed Harris. You don't see anything nearly as significant as this on the Democrat side because at the moment this is the party of unity and reason. MAGA has chronically divided the Republicans. It's a politcal cancer than needs to be removed.

Or to use rest rooms.

No, the mockery is about a presidential candidate jerking off and fellating an imaginary microphone. MAGA obsesses over a romantic relationship Harris had decades ago and frames her as a slut, and here we have a grown-ass man behaving like this at a rally. I also enjoyed him angrily smacking the microphone holder with the microphone. The fact that he acted this way and invested 4 minutes of a public appearance in ranting about the microphone just underscores the dangers this unhinged maniac poses for this country and our democracy.

SNL holds a lottery in August to determine who gets tickets, so those present had tickets for months. Why would it be so unusual for a presidential candidate's surprise appearance on SNL not get a big audience response? Had it been Trump, though, I imagine he would have been booed. A Trump appearance on that show would not have gone well for him. MAGA is blind to how much he is loathed outside the blind MAGA bubble.

Just one more thing for MAGA to whine about. Here's a little cheese to go with that:

No one is going this. The bar set for this kind of appearance is to not be cringey, and she was not cringey. She was amusing but not hilarious, so expectations were exceeded. Not sorry it didn't turn out like you wanted.

I prefer a scripted speech over the unscripted violentspeak ramblings of that orange, power-starved psychopath who fellates fake microphones.

So very presidential him doing that.

Trump mimes handjob and blowjob. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dy9WWBtt-5g

Does this mean Trump will show up in Central Park dressed as a squirrel?

SNL isn't the media. It's a live comedy show. HTH.

Kick ass.

They're right up there with Kid Rock, Roseanne Barr and Kanye. Woo!

He's a fart that fills the room.

Dream team.

Man, I want to party with you.

Ok, let's hear your arguments.

Trump is setting it up like he did last time: 1.) He's getting more unhinged because he's in a panic over polling numbers that we're not seeing. 2.) He's already declaring victory and throwing out misinformation about him being way ahead in battleground states. 3.) He's already setting the stage for claiming that the election is rigged. Classic gaslighting and manipulative, narcissistic, authoritarian behavior here, right out of the Mussolini, Stalin and Hitler playbooks.

Pickles thinks boys can menstruate. Maybe his local library has a copy of "Hello, God. It's Me, Margaret."

So you believe this boys-and-tampons issue tops the priority list when it comes to national issues that presidential candidates should address? Please hook up a brother to the facts on this issue and why it deserves a place atop the issues pile. I'll sit back and listen. I'm just asking for answers and not offering opinions other than the one about how this issue deserves a back seat to the others I've mentioned. Let's just pick one. Despite it being proven wrong that no one wants to put tampons in boys' bathrooms, even if it were true, what makes this more important than addressing the economy?

I'm not a Democrat. I'm just trying to understand why Pickles would prioritize boys and tampons as a top-rung issue over the economy, immigration, the national debt, poverty, hunger, illiteracy, foreign policy, curing diseases and other such things. The only opinion I have offered is that the latter takes priority over the former, but I'd like to know more about this boys-and-tampons thing to hopefully reach an understanding and some respect why this is so important. I'm still waiting on a link so that I might educate myself on this issue, but all I've found on my own so far is widely debunked misinformation propogated by a deluded man-clown running for president. Let's parlay with some actual facts, for fock's sake. That would be intellectually refreshing!

Pickles, Pickles, Pickles. You have to get your priorities straight. I empathize with your lack of education, so let me try to simplify it for you. I'll give you a choice of which of these two deserves more emphasis: 1.) A debunked assertion that schools were required to put tampons in boys' bathrooms when in reality the law was to make tampons free and readily available to girls, who are the ones who menstruate. 2.) The economy, immigration, foreign policy, energy and other pesky issues you try to overshadow with a debunked boys-and-tampons chunk of misinformation. I choose 2, but if being obsessive about fake info about boys and tampons makes you feel better about your miserable existence largely spent here in a most unhealthy way, then I wish the best for this helping your mental health. In the end, like Kamala Harris, I want what's the best for all Americans, regardless of our differences. Have a great rest of your evening!

You buy your coffee at a convenience store, Pickles? McDonald's has better coffee.