God Almighty

I've seen your myriad acts of depravity at the adult-video place. Your nearby grocery store wonder why it can't seem to keep enough Preparation H on shelves.

I'M AWARE OF EACH AND EVERY ONE OF YOUR THOUGHTS AND ACTIONS.

I'm in charge of the judging around here, son. Eternal pestilence awaits you in the afterlife if you don't repent and ask for forgiveness for being a holier-than-thou, name-calling fockpotato. SO LET IT BE WRITTEN! SO LET IT BE DONE!

I'm an Angels fan.

Go to bed, or it'll be buy one get one free on nails at Home Depot tomorrow, boyo.

LAUGH IT UP, FOCKNUT. I'VE BLOCKED YOU ON MYSPACE.

I HEREBY SMITE THE ROYALS. SO LET IT BE WRITTEN. SO LET IT BE DONE.

NO.

FLYING SCORPIONS ARE NEXT, SINNER!

I NAILED YOUR MOM LAST NIGHT.

ENJOY THE FIERY PIT.

They're roasting in hell.

YOU DIDN'T MAKE THE CUT TODAY, BOYO!

MONDAY IS COMING.

TV IS SATAN'S PLAYGROUND.

CONCERTS ARE SATAN'S PLAYGROUND.

WOMEN SHALT NOT PLAY SPORTS.

THOU SHALT BE REDUCED TO A GREASY SPOT BY DAY'S END. SO LET IT BE WRITTEN. SO LET IT BE DONE!

ENOUGH!

MY WRATH FLOWETH OVER WHEN I WITNESSED THIS DESPICABLE BUTTJOUSTING DISPLAY. I DID NOT CREATETH THESE CREATURES TO ENGAGE IN SUCH BEHAVIOR. WHILE WITNESSING THIS ACT, I USED MY TALENTS TO CREATE A FATAL WOUND. LET THIS BE A LESSON. I CAN SEE ALL OF YOU. I CREATETH ADAM AND SUE, NOT ADAM AND HUGH. SO LET IT BE WRITTEN. SO LET IT BE DONE. https://www.huffpost.com/entry/hugh-manatee-death-high-intensity-sex_n_64c2ba75e4b03ad2b89756b9

It's Deep State. Don't come crying to me when the trans antifa BLM manatees come for your children at the beach and win congressional seats in Florida. Then they'll swim up the Rio Grande and help fentanyl-laden transgender Haitians safely cross the river and enter into MY COUNTRY. AND I SHALL SMITE THEM ALL.

Rock Hudson and Liberace are ready ...

He's in a room waiting for League Champion to be called up and strapped face down on a cold table in the middle of a room with "We Will Rock You" blasting on repeat.