JackARoot

Can size?

The judge told me I have to call five attorneys and get their retainer and payment plans so I can get a public defender

Nope

Movies in 3D

Those things are really tacky, I got my tongue stuck on one once

She is so annoying, I haven't been able to watch her for years. I think its just an excuse to dump her.

My whole family was watching that crazy MFer. They were talking about how he was wearing jeans and a T-Shirt. Wifey said she would probably want to wear something tighter-fitting. One son said he would wear sweats so he would be more comfortable. I said I would wear bell-bottoms so that when I got out over the edge I could let the contents of my pants slip out the leg

I saw Stevie Ray Vaughn the last time he stopped in the Indy area. Great concert Sad to see him go just a few weeks later.

What, no love for the Sucubus episode

Well, wasn't there a main character who was going around taking interviews from each person's perspective? I was assuming Pitt's character would be the interviewer...

Yeah, me too. I'm interested to see if/how they handle the chapter about the female pilot who has to bail-out over infested territory. My oldest son and I like to watch The Walking Dead together, and his birthday is Monday, so I'm thinking about taking him to see it for his birthday.

I say fock it, if I'm not I'll just find out the hard way

Willford Brimley has jaws powerful enough to crush grape nuts

Thank you, I had a wonderful steak and BJ day

Some good ones this year so I'm torn, but I went with Call Me because it still has an edge to it that I like.

Not a cereal mascot, but I'll bet Mrs. Butterworth is one bad biotch

I'm getting ready to the OTB - I'm thinking I'll put $33 across on Orb. Who do you like?

Well, 3.90 wasn't bad for Show. That's why I like to bet them across.

I just got back from the OTB. All of the tracks were sloppy, so I was trying to pick mudders and was doing reasonably well, until I hit an exacta for a little over $100. So I took it and bet Orb for $33 WPS

Not exactly ... that's when you pinch it off in the middle.

I mean this was a 3 foot long cone of flames

Yes, I think Kiss belongs there, but really Ratsass about the RRHOF. Funny story - One of the first concerts that I went to was a Kiss concert, with their makeup. So I'm like 16 and people are getting pretty wild around me, contact buzz from all of the weed being smoked etc. You know how people would light their lighter's and cheer for an encore? Well, I look over and a guy in the next section has an aerosol can AND a lighter and is spewing a flame into the air to cheer for the encore I'm pretty sure you can't get away wit that these days.