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I'll take the Black Widow and her opponent here. Very nice! I guess you wouldn't consider a pool player an athlete, but they still look pretty darn good!

Chuck D........and it's not even close!

Musical genius. He made a few good albums, killed himself and now he's a legend. Kind of like James Dean only having 3 films, and you still here about the man. That men, is genius! ...........well except for the fact that he's dead, but that didn't seem to bother him much now did it.

Harvey Korman Sydney Pollack Who's number 3?

Courtesy flush = work comode water potentially sprayed on my a$$. I'll pass. Plus I don't mind the smell of my own crap, fock everyone else!

Does that turn anyone on? Seriously!? That's about a big a turn on to me as a stripper smacking her own a$$.

This thread might have been a little cooler had we used the name Jessica.

But seriously, so what's the score on speaking gafs? Something like GW 2000+ and maybe Obama 10 - 20? I don't think he could live 5 liftetimes and come close to that idiot.

Go tell someone that cares! Should he be elected I heard we were changing the traditional Thanksgiving turkey dinner to fried chicken this year! That's what my good friend Fuzzy told me anyway.

Try asking the nurse for some chapstick, she has like a ton of them in her drawer.

I was going to say that one!

Not sure about clubs in my bag, but I know I carry two balls in my sack!

Is Car X the one that doesn't "haggle" because their prices are apparently so low anyway? Most places work with you, so other than it being that place, I don't get it. I bought my car last year at a very good price and even got them to take another 800 or so hundred off of it. Oops, missed that first sentence, guess that's the reason!

Whatever, you know you'd be all over THIS

At times, can be kind of sexy if you ask me. Are you all homos possibly?

Blue the mailman for his early Memorial Day present?

Fock Bayh! He's all up Hillary's a$$! I wouldnt' want him on the Obama ticket. I had really close views with Biden when he was running, so I'd go with him on that list.

Can I have it when you're done?

Miller Lite Pappy Van Winkle Pappy Van Winkle no fav Wings

Does anyone really put the actual price paid on the title?

Mine's a '68 of classic variety, but as far as they know it could be a rust bucket. When I went to check it out on blue book, it didn't even go back that far on the year.

A car that jumps ramps really well, a compound bow, and some exploding arrows. I'm pretty sure that's all you need.

Of course!

Anyone check out the Preakness as they sang the Maryland state song? WTF? It's sang to Oh Christmas Tree (ok actually Oh Tenenbaum). Pretty sad I thought. Where's the originality? It's just your state song?! Why not make up some words and put it to Twinkle Twinkle!

Spoken like a true woman! Would this statement be categorized as one of selfishness or craziness? Combo?