He Like Me

Very hot, very hot.

Fuh-Reak!!!!! Hilarious! "Nothing weird, you don't have to do nuthin to me, I just want to USE your body!"

Craftsman, the Official TOOLS of NASCAR!

Geeze, sounds like the same couple in a way. This guy was in an accident as a youth and was hurt pretty badly. He got a ton of money but was supposed to save it in case he needed a possible kidney surgery in later years. I think he saved it for the most part, but blew a lot too. His bride to be worked at the bank he kept his "nest egg". Go figure.

I went to a wedding once.... Reception was in a church gym, no air conditioning! No Alcohol, except a half glass for the toast, meanwhile the groom and his groommen, were in the back apparently "tippin' the bottle." Buffet style meal, featuring Beanies and Weanies! A crapastic DJ, wondering why no one was dancing (no alcohol fool!) Hands down, the worst wedding ever!

Just the stereo type alone for being in a boy band is hard to break out of, but I'll admit he's done a great job of doing so. Kind of like Mark Wahlberg in acting after a cheesy short lived rap career and Will Smith as well. His act was like the Monkeys of their time, and along with a stupid tv show, it's a wonder he's where he is today.

Focking Bush!

Boyz II Men's "Motown Philly" was pretty huge in it's day, you'd think it would be on the top 100.

Broadway Danny Rose! Good one. "Olive, I think you should know this: you're a horrible actress."

Here you go. It's a classic, hours of fun! Fun times

Brett Farve is thinking about coming back, and I've heard nothing on the news about it!

His diaper probably needed changed. Who can think properly with a pissy/poopy diaper?

"Again with the sweatpants?" "What? I'm comfortable." "You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You're telling the world, 'I give up. I can't compete in normal society. I'm miserable, so I might as well be comfortable.'"

"The second button literally makes or breaks the shirt. Look at it. It's too high. It's in no-man's land. You look like you live with your mother."

Sam to Rebecca: "Come on and smile Rebecca. Come on! You know, I bet you have a smile that could light up the room." -she finally smiles- "Nope, guess I was wrong"

You Can't Do that on Television!

You guys are hilarious. Uh, she's cute, she's kinda cute. Like any of you could do better. She's pretty freaking hot. From looking at pics of some of you with g-friends, wives, I don't think they quite compare. Needless to say she seems way out of Yer Mom's league.

Shut up, you old bag!

The chick in "Rock the Cradle of Love" by Billy Idol was pretty darn hot.

Fock off about the cats! They beat dogs hands down! Dumb, stinky, shittin' in the yard dogs! Besides, check out these tough cat guys, not that you haven't seen it before, but it's always worth seeing again!

Escape from New York "Well, you see Larry, one's destiny is a very complicated thing. Every incident in a person's life affects everything else that follows it. Instead of missing the baseball, however, you hit it. Then you became a hero, married the prom queen, and so on, and so forth, until you find yourself exactly where you are. So you see, hitting that baseball has spun your life off in an entirely new direction. "

Beautiful Girls "I think in all fairness, I should explain to you exactly what it is that I do. For instance tomorrow morning ill get up nice and early, take a walk down over to the bank and... walk in and see and uh... if you don't have my money for me, I'll... crack your fuckin' head wide-open in front of everybody in the bank. And just about the time that I'm comin' out of jail, hopefully, you'll be coming out of your coma. And guess what? I'll split your fuckin' head open again. 'Cause I'm fuckin' stupid. I don't give a ###### about jail. That's my business. That's what I do. "

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People that wear their sunglasses on top of their head as a fashion statement, also those that wear them on the brim of a ball cap. Someone said crocks, but I'll second that. Dudes that use umbrellas. Young white fockers that act and dress like they are black. People that wear blue tooths like a fashion piece. Dudes that order Yeager bombs. Any Purdue grad or fan.

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