S.D. Jones

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This is awful

I'd rather post spread eagle pictures of myself on a FF message board.

I'd rather eat taco soup in a Jayco

I'd rather lay under a glass table while Kirk craps on top of it.

I'd rather go find God at a men's retreat in the woods.

Welcome to the plantation

I'd rather play Hot Dog Bush.

I take it that means you weren't able to post for five days? I think that everyone else here would call that a blessing, not a disaster.

I think so. There is another thread where he alludes to it. I'm sure the guy is getting a lot of offers to go pay. Not much motivation for him to keep posting for free when he can take an offer from someone or set up shop on his own. He's picks will suck once he does that.

I have never seen a streak like this in my life. Unbelievable.

Did you just use 'I know you are, but what am I'?

Still checking references

Did you have him in the death pool?

Salary over $200K, luxury car, lots of sex, large flatscreen HDTV, nice clothes, fine dining, hot tub, make it rain in the clubs, expensive watch, there may be more.

Do you really think this is the same thing? Comparing grown men to boys?

Make him dinner and let him watch TV in peace. Take an US Weekly into the bedroom with you and close the door behind you.

God, I love that man.

i don't know what this means...

I can't stand this place. I only stop by to see BMoney.

I never appreciated how important it was to have a sound defensive team until I watched more of the Cardinals teams from the last 3-4 years play. The Brewers obviously have the bats that it takes to win, but I see them making a lot of the defensive mistakes that used to kill the Cubs. Its nice to have another rivalry, though. Also, BMoney, how does my ass taste you failed abortion?

That was one of the all-time greats. :slowclap:

The problem with ideas like this is that you're not very witty or funny. You're not really good at 'circling wagons'. This ended up turning into a literature discussion. No one wants to go back and forth with you. You suck at posting.

Let's say you give someone a blow job but before he completes, he pulls out and throws a rope all over your chest. Still a virgin? :pray:

What are we talking about in terms of compensation? Blow jobs?