Brut Gnome

Don't know much about this meh dude, but go gnome every time.

I agree with Flava flav's wife.

Ingram and Hilton. You're welcome, Matt.

That's all the time I have fellas (and that Brigette Nielson dude). Take care and good luck! I'll try to return later if you all have additional questions. I like giving a little something back to the kids.

Woodhead / Cooper. Denver's RB situation is a mess. It's a Bell/Moreno show for now. (Nothing better in the options dept?)

You're welcome. And your avatar of Brigette Nielson is pretty cool, too.

I like Michael, but he doesn't see the field without a Lynch injury. Sudfeld is interesting because he'll take Hernandez's role in that hybrid TE slot, basically making him like a WR. It comes down to this: if you like to play the lottery, keep Michael. If you need consistency, I'd grab Sudfeld. (If Bryce Brown is available, look for him. Kelly's offense will utilize 2 RB's. Just FYI.)

I like Vereen here. NE should get up quick and there'll be no need to air it out. Little swing passes and hand offs to run it down. Don't panic when Vereen has nothing in the first half, it's the second half he'll get dat cheese.

Twins. Easy.

Easy, Givens. This game is a shootout. You're welcome.

I like the part where the OP puts DHB's last name first, like he's filling out a driver's license application or something. (He's only owned in 50% of leagues because he sucks. HTH)

Yes, if Peyton does well, I'll probably start Cole Hamel tomorrow in my 5 x 5 league. I wouldn't expect you to do the same.

Which is why Nicks is one of the steals of this years draft! He's gonna get paid and believe me when I say he'll play at least 15 games and be a top 7 WR. You're welcome. No fee required.

Kind of a big Reuben Wheaton fan myself.

Ass............of...............Rat

You don't, but I think espn has fantasy WNBA. Try that.

I told people to trade for him before his value goes up. Everyone should listen to me.

You all should trade for Le'veon Bell know before his value goes up! He'll be back sooner than you think.

I think you would improve your chances of getting a real response on the help board. You're welcome.

Huzzah! I know most of you have been waiting for my picks this year. I've been on a summer ren-fest tour and have just now reached civilization again. But without further ado, let me provide you with some picks that will greatly assist your team and you can get at a very good ADP. I guarantee a 75% hit on these individuals: QB: Mike Vick. In redrafts, you can probably get him between rds 10-13. In auction drafts, he might put you out in the $3-5 range. Wasn't it just 2 years ago he was debated as potentially being an overall number 1 pick? (Thanks Matthew Berry). He's talented. He's embraced the new offense, and say what you want about his durability, there isn't a better value in terms of risk/reward you'll find this year. Most importantly, he's fearless. Vick will throw for 3500 yds, with 25-27 tds and run for another 700 with 7 tds. I'll take that lottery ticket all day. QB: Sam Bradford The offensive line is solid. The wide receiving core and TE position has been revamped. And fresh legs are heading the RB position. You can mock his past, but there isn't another quarterback who's offensive core has been more improved than the Rams. Again, he's either on your waiver wire or you can grab him for a buck in auction leagues. Don't be surprised to see 3700 yds with 30 tds this year and another one punched in from a rush. From a value standpoint, you could do worse. RB: Mark Ingram Opinions differ on this cat. He's looked nice in the preseason. Not spectacular, but he's catching passes and appears to be getting goal line work. If anything, he's study with the potential to far exceed his ADP. If he continues to catch well and can improve on the ypc, Ingram could have nice value. As I write this, he's 9 for 49 and a TD tonight. I foresee 900 yds with 8 tds and another 24 rec for 130 yrds with 2 tds. Yep, that's 1000 yds and 10 tds. Book it. RB: Bilal Powell Chris Ivory is toast. Sorry, but can you think of one game he's impressed thus far playing for the Jets in the preseason? Oh, you mean he's hardly played. Right. He's Mr. Glass with no upside here. The Jets are in full on RBBC mode until they realize they already have their starter. This one is purely hunch and he's probably hanging out on your WW. Don't worry, no one else is targeting him....except you now. Hehe. You're welcome. WR: Alshon Jeffrey This was a better pick last week before Cybil aka Brandon Marshall got off his meds. If you think a surgically repaired hip that's been operated on 3 times and is not 100% is going to hold up for an entire NFL season, then you own him. Couple that with the fact that he's not the only show in town and not being hugged enough from the couches and that's one fine recipe for disaster. Dunno about you guys, but I'll take that into consideration when drafting him. I want consistency in my WR1, not worry every week. Enter Jeffrey. everything you read on this dude screams breakout. When (not if) Marshall goes down, Jeffrey is the WR gold for the year. If your league is sleeping on him, please find a bench spot for him. You can return here at the end of the year and thank me. 1000 yds, 9 tds, 75 rec. Yeah, I said it. WR Andre Roberts While everyone else is blowing their load on Floyd, you can sneakily pick up the real value in Roberts. This is primarily for you PPR guys, but with a suck run game and a slinging Palmer, look for Roberts to reap a ton of catches and yards. 75 rec, 1000 yds 6 tds. I'll take that from my WR4/WR5 for a buck or in the last round. As always, this information is free of charge.

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It doesn't matter how you dribble as long as you do it informatively! Got it on lock! I'm going to give you a free pass to my fantasy football service for this season. You're welcome. You may PM me with any question for the year related to fantasy football. No need to thank me until you have won your league. Be sure to tell your friends!

So they didn't want to pressure him before because he was 1/2 of a tandem. Got it. I imagine the conversation went something like this: Coach: Hey Wilson, you're getting Eli killed, but that's cool cause you're not as bad as last year. Wilson: Thanks coach. I interpret Eli calling me a mother###### after he got drilled as a term of endearment. Coach: Well, Andre is down so you're it. I hereby anoint you a better pass protector as opposed to the mediocrity you provided in that aspect before. Also, you need to really do better, before we didn't care if you got him killed, but we figured out we kind of need him. Wilson: Thanks coach. I'll put on my +7 pass protecting shoes with my strength cloak and will suddenly be good at it. No worries.

So they were cool with him sucking at pass protecting before, but now will REALLY ask him to do better with a week left. Got it. We'll see how excited Eli is throwing from his back.

Huzzah good sir! Consider yourself colored underwhelmed! The fact you took time to post that shows you care. You're welcome!