Brut Gnome

Pray fetch yon ale mistress, verily I thank thee. Huzzah! Gnomealicious

The honeybadger doesn't give a sh!t. Huzzah! Good morrow! I'll be Gnome for Christmas.

Trickery and mischief, I say! Huzzah! The Gnome knows no bounds.

Well met. Huzzah!

Huzzah and good morrow! Here's what you have, lad. With Nicks, a fairly decent sample size with nice results. With Nelson, you have a lottery ticket that will, until injury, remain in fantasy pergatory. Go with Nicks. Good WR's find ways to get the ball and Eli will force feed the ball to him all day in during their blowout. Gnome, Gnome on the range.

Good morrow young Flounder. Quite the conundrum. Here you have the classis toss-up and it's time to factor in other, well....factors. (Allow myself to introduce...myself.) Wayne: Has Collins throwing to him, likely to be behind, Indy has no running game. Thomas: Will use run to open passing, should handle Cleveland, will use to kill clock. In non-ppr, I like Thomas here. He's the goal-line back and believe they want to see what Sir Thomas can do. Huzzah!

Good morrow and Huzzah! The writing was on the wall for this one, and if you drafted Gates, you did not heed my warnings from rotognome.com. The site is now down, but I warned all across the land that these injuries linger. Find yourself a Scott Chandler, Jermaine Gresham, or the like and hope for the best. Gnome Alone starring Gnomecauley Caulkin.

Well met, sir. If you are not starting Stafford it's because you've been collecting your mail from Jerome Simpson's house. Huzzah! Start with confidence young lad. I have a Gnome in my pants.

Huzzah and Good Morrow! The Thomas lad you speak of will surely post 120 all purpose yards on the poor Browns. Add to it the Dolphins will have a lead which leads to a ground control game, and you have yourself a RB2 with RB1 potential! Benson posted 120 on Cleveland, so I see no reason why a refreshed DT with something to prove doesn't do the same. Start with confidence and if you're looking to buy, do it now before Sunday cometh in the morrow. Huzzah! There's no place like Gnome.

I shall not charge you for this response, but accept it as it you paid for it. Do Not Start. YWIA

Listen not to Dwarves and Elves for they will deceive you with trickery and mischief. Follow the Gnome.